Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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CJ and his kids have to move in with his uncle, Pops, and his family, making for one very full house. It's anything but peaceful with three generations living under one roof, and only one thing is for sure--things are about to get very funny.
Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 2 (2007-2008)
 | 2x01 Bully and the Beast Young Malik is being bullied in school, but his tormentor is a girl with a formidable foster mother. | Jun. 06, 2007 |
 | 2x02 I Can Cry If I Want To In an attempt to reinvent himself for his birthday party, Curtis bleaches his teeth, colors his hair and tries to fit into his rookie fireman uniform. Meanwhile, his family is trying ... | Jun. 06, 2007 |
 | 2x03 More Than Meets the Eye Cj is down and Janine grows increasingly agitated in the wake of the destruction of their house due to a fire. As CJ deals with not having a home, he also investigates the cause of ... | Jun. 13, 2007 |
 | 2x04 Busted Family bonds are tested when Calvin has cash-flow issues and CJ confronts Janine about her problems. | Jun. 13, 2007 |
 | 2x05 Lost and Found The family searches for a missing Janine. Meanwhile, curmudgeonly Curtis lands in an anger-management class overseen by a flamboyant counselor. | Jun. 20, 2007 |
 | 2x06 Down and Outted CJ's frustration over Janine's predicament impacts his family life and career. Meanwhile, Curtis grows concerned when he sees young Malik wearing a ballerina tutu. | Jun. 20, 2007 |
 | 2x07 No Money, Mo' Problems Curtis yearns for CJ and his family to finally move out of the house, so the cranky patriarch hands him money to do so---but CJ may need the cash for something else. Meanwhile, Calvin ... | Jun. 27, 2007 |
 | 2x08 Just Say No An intense anti-drug school presentation disturbs young Jazmine, prompting CJ to counsel her. Meanwhile, after rescuing a poodle, Curtis plans to use the reward money to purchase a ... | Jun. 27, 2007 |
 | 2x09 Surprise, Surprise Janine's self-righteous parents visit the Payne household searching for their daughter, and a wincing CJ realizes it's his job to inform them of Janine's serious personal problems. ... | Jul. 04, 2007 |
 | 2x10 Father Knows Best Janine's somewhat smug parents---upon sensing a family situation that could be harmful for children---file for custody of young Jazmine and Malik. Meanwhile, Curtis' firehouse scores ... | Jul. 04, 2007 |
 | 2x11 I Keep Coming Up Short When Curtis has intimacy problems with Ella, he seeks help from the firehouse gang and from his anger-management coach. Elsewhere, an in-debt CJ tries to ward off creditors. | Jul. 11, 2007 |
 | 2x12 The Buck Stops Here As the firehouse guys fire off fund-raising ideas for charity, they await the imminent arrival of a new female firefighter, who just might stir up their male-dominated world. And Calvin ... | Jul. 11, 2007 |
 | 2x13 Wax On, Wax Off Ella worries that Malik has obsessive-compulsive disorder when the youngster becomes overly consumed with taking showers. Meanwhile, the firehouse gang prepares for the annual inspection---sans ... | Jul. 18, 2007 |
 | 2x14 Head of the Class Jazmine decides to enter politics by running for school president. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella enroll in an art class together. | Jul. 18, 2007 |
 | 2x15 Paternity and Fraternity (1) Part 1 of 2. CJ's life turns topsy-turvy upon the shocking discovery that he may have fathered another child. Meanwhile, Malik raises concerns when he keeps company with the wrong ... | Jul. 25, 2007 |
 | 2x16 Paternity and Fraternity (2) Conclusion. The discovery that CJ may have fathered another child remains a family issue. | Jul. 25, 2007 |
 | 2x17 Cracking Under Pressure Janine returns with friends in tow, only to pilfer from the Payne home. Elsewhere, Calvin shapes up to participate in a marathon. | Aug. 01, 2007 |
 | 2x18 Club PCP The Paynes journey to Florida sans Calvin, who stays at home---only to throw a house party. But a fire just might snuff out Calvin's party plans. | Aug. 01, 2007 |
 | 2x19 Sadly Mistaken Ella is arrested when she's a victim of mistaken identity. Elsewhere, Calvin fumbles in his attempts to cram for college tests. | Aug. 08, 2007 |
 | 2x20 And Justice for All Curtis wheels, deals and spiels in order to get out of jury duty. Elsewhere, Malik designs his Internet profile and plunges into the computer-dating pool. | Aug. 08, 2007 |
 | 2x21 I Got the Hook Up CJ finds that everyone wants to set him up with someone. Tension between Angel and Calvin grows, and an HIV-positive woman volunteers at the Help Center. | Aug. 15, 2007 |
 | 2x22 Absolutely Positive Curtis is unnerved about having to undergo a colonoscopy. Elsewhere, Calvin woos an HIV-positive woman. | Aug. 15, 2007 |
 | 2x23 Teacher's Pet Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school and Mrs. Jamieson, the assistant principal, comes to the Payne household to investigate. Malik finds out the truth behind the hamster, and ... | Aug. 22, 2007 |
| 2x24 The Perfect Storm A nasty storm hits Atlanta, overwhelming the firehouse. The chaos proves contagious as C.J., Ella and Claretha miscommunicate about retrieving the kids from school---a mix-up that leads ... | Aug. 22, 2007 |
 | 2x25 Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (1) Part 1 of 2. A neighbor moves in with the Paynes after a fire renders his home uninhabitable, but the man soon emerges as an annoying houseguest. Elsewhere, Calvin finds romance---with ... | Aug. 29, 2007 |
| 2x26 Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (2) Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision. | Aug. 29, 2007 |
 | 2x27 Weeping May Endure For a Night Following Pop Brown's funeral, Brown, Cora and Will head to the Payne household. Brown is upset over the fact that Pop Brown left him his beat-up house, which makes him think that his ... | Sep. 05, 2007 |
 | 2x28 The Big Test C.J. has a date with Nicole, who tells him she's waiting until marriage to have sex. Elsewhere, Jazmine cheats on a math test. | Sep. 05, 2007 |
 | 2x29 Balancing Act CJ tries to balance going out on a date with Nicole and having a father-daughter day with Jazmine. Elsewhere, Jazmine reinvents her look in an effort to woo Malik's pal Kevin. | Sep. 12, 2007 |
 | 2x30 Why Can't We Be Friends? Jazmine, worried that her father's newfound romance will rip apart their family, plots to break CJ and Nicole up. Elsewhere, Curtis is tasked to clean the attic, but the old items stir ... | Sep. 12, 2007 |
 | 2x31 Dog Day Afternoon Curtis is unwittingly roped into helping a bank robber. Meanwhile, Malik must craft a documentary for a school assignment. | Sep. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x32 New Beginnings When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect ... | Sep. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x33 Heavy Petting CJ and Nicole's budding romance hits a bump when CJ's old friend resurfaces, stirring up jealousy in Nicole. Meanwhile, the Payne children push to get a pooch. | Sep. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x34 The Fast and the Furious While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do ... | Sep. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x35 Gone in 60 Seconds Curtis gears up to buy a motorcycle---but he needs to tap into his retirement nest egg to do so. Meanwhile, an ultracool kid from New York City arrives and strikes up a friendship with ... | Sep. 26, 2007 |
 | 2x36 Lost Without U An angry Ella boots Curtis out of the house in the wake of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Holed up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks Ella's forgiveness. Meanwhile, CJ and Nicole's ... | Sep. 26, 2007 |
 | 2x37 I Rest My Case Malik and his buddy Kyle attend a court hearing for their motorcycle accident. | Sep. 26, 2007 |
 | 2x38 A House Is Not a Home CJ's new apartment may be more than what he can handle. Ella's kindness towards Janine turns into exploitation. | Dec. 05, 2007 |
 | 2x39 Home Alone Ella and Curtis enjoy having their home to themselves since CJ has moved out. But will a break in at CJ's apartment change all this. | Dec. 05, 2007 |
 | 2x40 The Wench Who Saved Christmas Curtis' Christmas spirit disappears after his planned trip to Hawaii is canceled. But Madea steps in to teach Curtis what the holidays are all about. | Dec. 05, 2007 |
 | 2x41 Trial by Fire (1) While Curtis and his fire company engaged in a raging blaze, but when Calvin tries to prove himself during the fire which results in a perilous situation. Meanwhile, young Malik tries ... | Dec. 05, 2007 |
 | 2x42 Trial by Fire (2) The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues. | Dec. 12, 2007 |
 | 2x43 Trial by Fire (3) The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues. | Dec. 12, 2007 |
 | 2x44 Crazy in Love Curtis sets his friend Jimmy up with Claretha; CJ has a stalker. | Dec. 12, 2007 |
 | 2x45 Reality Check The Paynes appear on a local reality show. | Dec. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x46 Piece of Mind The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help. | Dec. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x47 There’s No Place Like Home When Janine is discharged from rehab, Ella opens the home to her and gives her job-interview pointers. Elsewhere, Curtis goes on a diet after failing a physical. | Dec. 19, 2007 |
 | 2x48 Mommie Dearest Payne family ties are tested upon Janine's return home, as young Malik is taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother. | Dec. 26, 2007 |
 | 2x49 You Big Dummy Janine spontaneously squires the children to an amusement park, but things aren't so amusing when she fails to get CJ's consent. The emotional roller coaster continues for CJ when he ... | Dec. 26, 2007 |
 | 2x50 It's a Boy Curtis has been left alone at the firehouse with a pregnant woman who is in labor, as the crew goes on a call. Meanwhile, Tracie and Calvin's relationship wilts after she challenges ... | Jan. 02, 2008 |
 | 2x51 Aches and Paynes Tracie provides shocking news to Calvin, as he tried to prove his worth. Meanwhile, Jazmine refuses to see a dentist despite her painful toothache. | Jan. 02, 2008 |
 | 2x52 The Big Bang Theory Janine's former drug dealer arrives seeking owed money, causing an unsettled Curtis to consider buying a handgun for safety. Elsewhere, bullying at school is wearing down Malik. | Jan. 09, 2008 |
 | 2x53 Step It Up The Payne's welcome their niece Renee when she arrives in town for a scholarship interview. Meanwhile, Bart's nephew challenges Malik in a firefighting contest while visiting the fire ... | Jan. 09, 2008 |
 | 2x54 No Pain, No Gain Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse. | Jan. 16, 2008 |
 | 2x55 Devil in a Blue Suit The Payne's fear Janine has returned to her old habits when she starts acting in a bizarre behavior and returns home with a black eye. Also, Malik wants to purchase a new pair of s ... | Jan. 16, 2008 |
 | 2x56 Bad Influence Curtis can't take much more when Ella comes down with the flu and is left in charge of cleaning, cooking and care for Malik, CJ and Janine, who also catch the bug. Meanwhile, Jazmine ... | Jan. 23, 2008 |
 | 2x57 Play on Playa A dinner invitation from a female counselor causes a mix up for Calvin. Meanwhile, Curtis is excited over a poker party to be held at the firehouse, that is, unless he needs to stay ... | Jan. 23, 2008 |
 | 2x58 It's Getting Hot In Here A woman causes complications at a wedding when she eyes CJ, who has his sites set on Janine. Meanwhile, some of Calvin's friends offer to help at the firehouse. | Jan. 30, 2008 |
 | 2x59 Don't Get It Twisted A night together for CJ and Janine leads to an interrogation by the Payne family. Also, a jealous husband believes that Curtis has romantic feelings for his wife. | Jan. 30, 2008 |
 | 2x60 Wife Swap Ella, believing that Curtis is taking her for advantage, causes a bump in their marriage. But things get worse when Madia ends up in one of Curtis' dreams. Meanwhile, Malik hopes to ... | Mar. 05, 2008 |
| 2x61 Stop Being All Funky Janine dates an ex-football star, while CJ goes out with Tanya, as CJ is amazed to see Janine's date giving out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with ... | Mar. 05, 2008 |
| 2x62 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner The Payne family dinner will be graced by Malik's new girlfriend, and Miranda, who had ripped off Calvin in a previous romance but insists she has reformed. | Mar. 12, 2008 |
| 2x63 Game Over Game night at the house finds the men challenging the women. Playing tonight besides the Payne's is Calvin and CJ's girlfriends, along with Janine's boyfriend and Ella's longtime friend. ... | Mar. 12, 2008 |
| 2x64 Can I Get a Witness? A lump in her breast sends Ella to the hospital for an examination. Meanwhile, Calvin sees a crime being committed in the neighborhood. | Mar. 19, 2008 |
| 2x65 Commencement Day Janine wants to reveal a secret to CJ and the kids, while Calvin has some stunning news of his own concerning his education. | Mar. 19, 2008 |
| 2x66 A Shock to the System Malik's best friend Kevin is injured by a hit and run driver. Meanwhile, Calvin is hired for a most unusual job. | Mar. 26, 2008 |
| 2x67 Compromising Positions Curtis is offered a fire chief's job in Los Angeles, but Ella is against the move. Meanwhile, Tanya's over assertive girlfriend has a run in with CJ. | Mar. 26, 2008 |
| 2x68 Moral Dilemma The Payne's are torn apart by a moral dilemma when $50,000 is found in CJ's truck. | Apr. 02, 2008 |
| 2x69 Sex, Lies and Videotapes Tanya is questioned by CJ after she appears in a racy music video. Meanwhile, the Payne's home is used for a stakeout as the FBI keeps an eye on their neighbor. | Apr. 02, 2008 |
| 2x70 Time to Clean House Calvin is causing friction within the house with his late nights and domestic irresponsibility, which makes him move in with his girlfriend. Meanwhile, one of Claretha's most prized ... | Apr. 09, 2008 |
| 2x71 Living with Liz Janine's mother has left her husband and is coming to live with the Paynes, bringing along her pushy attitude and insensitive remarks. Meanwhile, Janine's pregnancy is becoming all ... | Apr. 09, 2008 |
| 2x72 The Beat Down An abuse victim receives support from Ella and Claretha. Meanwhile, Keenan's bachelor party features a stripper which exceeds expectations. | Apr. 16, 2008 |
| 2x73 Expectations Revelations of Janine's pregnancy causes a stir when she and CJ attend a party with their dates. Curtis connects with the cable guy after his TV fades out. | Apr. 16, 2008 |
| 2x74 Cheers Malik plans to become a cheerleader to get the phone numbers of all the girls on the squad. Meanwhile, Janine wants to take the next step with her relationship with Bryan, forcing her ... | Apr. 23, 2008 |
| 2x75 R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me Angel turns for advice from Ella and Claretha to better understand the guys objection of women at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Malik becomes headstrong with power after babysitting for ... | Apr. 30, 2008 |
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