Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 22, 2003
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
CBS TV Network
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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men Season 9 (2011-2012)

9x01 9 9x01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Sep. 19, 2011
9x02 9 9x02 People Who Love Peepholes
Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.
Sep. 26, 2011
9x02 9 9x02 People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Sep. 26, 2011
9x03 9 9x03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Oct. 03, 2011
9x03 9 9x03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Oct. 03, 2011
9x04 9 9x04 Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Oct. 10, 2011
9x05 9 9x05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Oct. 17, 2011
9x06 9 9x06 The Squat and The Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Oct. 24, 2011
9x07 9 9x07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Oct. 31, 2011
9x08 9 9x08 Thank You For The Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Nov. 07, 2011
9x09 9 9x09 Frodo’s Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Nov. 14, 2011
9x10 9 9x10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Nov. 21, 2011
9x11 9 9x11 What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Dec. 05, 2011
9x12 9 9x12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Dec. 12, 2011
9x13 9 9x13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Jan. 02, 2012
9x14 9 9x14 A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Jan. 16, 2012
9x15 9 9x15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Feb. 06, 2012
9x16 9 9x16 Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Feb. 13, 2012
9x17 9 9x17 Not In My Mouth
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Feb. 20, 2012
9x18 9 9x18 The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Feb. 27, 2012
9x19 9 9x19 Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Mar. 19, 2012
9x20 9 9x20 Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Apr. 09, 2012
9x21 9 9x21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Apr. 16, 2012
9x22 9 9x22 Why We Gave Up Women
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
Apr. 30, 2012
9x23 9 9x23 The Straw In My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved, on the 200th episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 7 (9:00-9:31 ...
May. 07, 2012
9x24 9 9x24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future, on the ninth season finale of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 14 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Comedian ...
May. 14, 2012

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