Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 22, 2003
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
CBS TV Network
Genre

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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men Season 7 (2009-2010)

7x01 7 7x01 818-jklpuzo
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved ...
Sep. 21, 2009
7x02 7 7x02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.
Sep. 28, 2009
7x03 7 7x03 Mmm, fish. Yum.
Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.
Oct. 05, 2009
7x04 7 7x04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.
Oct. 12, 2009
7x05 7 7x05 For the Sake of the Child
Public humiliation at the hands of Charlie and Alan has Jake refusing to stay at the beach house.
Oct. 19, 2009
7x06 7 7x06 Give Me Your Thumb
Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.
Nov. 02, 2009
7x07 7 7x07 Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan awaken to find themselves in bed with a stranger.
Nov. 09, 2009
7x08 7 7x08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Nov. 16, 2009
7x09 7 7x09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Nov. 23, 2009
7x10 7 7x10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.
Dec. 07, 2009
7x11 7 7x11 Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.
Dec. 14, 2009
7x12 7 7x12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Jan. 11, 2010
7x13 7 7x13 Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.
Jan. 18, 2010
7x14 7 7x14 Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Feb. 01, 2010
7x15 7 7x15 Aye, Aye, Captain
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.
Feb. 08, 2010
7x16 7 7x16 Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Mar. 01, 2010
7x17 7 7x17 I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Mar. 08, 2010
7x18 7 7x18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Mar. 22, 2010
7x19 7 7x19 Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.
Apr. 12, 2010
7x20 7 7x20 I Called Him Magoo
Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, while Charlie tries another tack at getting a "girlfriend experience".
May. 10, 2010
7x21 7 7x21 Gumby with a Pokey
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
May. 17, 2010
7x22 7 7x22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
May. 24, 2010

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