A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Two and a Half Men Season 5 (2007-2010)
|5x01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.
|Sep. 24, 2007|
|5x02 Media Room Slash Dungeon |
Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date.
|Oct. 01, 2007|
|5x03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
|Oct. 08, 2007|
|5x04 City of Great Racks |
Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to.
|Oct. 15, 2007|
|5x05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
|Oct. 22, 2007|
|5x06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.
|Oct. 29, 2007|
|5x07 The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room |
Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's.
|Nov. 05, 2007|
|5x08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star.
|Nov. 12, 2007|
|5x09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids |
Charlie must fight his new found attraction to Teddy's daughter.
|Nov. 19, 2007|
|5x10 Kinda Like Necrophilia |
Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him.
|Nov. 26, 2007|
|5x11 Meander To Your Dander |
Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.
|Mar. 17, 2008|
|5x12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England.
|Mar. 24, 2008|
|5x13 The Soil is Moist |
Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.
|Mar. 31, 2008|
|5x14 Winky-Dink Time |
As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.
|Apr. 14, 2008|
|5x15 Rough Night in Hump Junction |
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far.
|May. 20, 2010|
|5x16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
|May. 27, 2010|
|5x17 Fish in a Drawer |
This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which ...
|Jun. 03, 2010|
|5x18 If My Hole Could Talk |
Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school.
|Jun. 10, 2010|
|5x19 Waiting for the Right Snapper |
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
|Jun. 17, 2010|
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