Sep. 22, 2003
30 min.
CBS TV Network

Top Contributors

Two and a Half Men tv show photo

Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men Season 5 (2007-2010)

5x01 5 5x01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.
Sep. 24, 2007
5x02 5 5x02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date.
Oct. 01, 2007
5x03 5 5x03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Oct. 08, 2007
5x04 5 5x04 City of Great Racks
Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to.
Oct. 15, 2007
5x05 5 5x05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Oct. 22, 2007
5x06 5 5x06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.
Oct. 29, 2007
5x07 5 5x07 The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's.
Nov. 05, 2007
5x08 5 5x08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star.
Nov. 12, 2007
5x09 5 5x09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie must fight his new found attraction to Teddy's daughter.
Nov. 19, 2007
5x10 5 5x10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him.
Nov. 26, 2007
5x11 5 5x11 Meander To Your Dander
Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.
Mar. 17, 2008
5x12 5 5x12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England.
Mar. 24, 2008
5x13 5 5x13 The Soil is Moist
Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.
Mar. 31, 2008
5x14 5 5x14 Winky-Dink Time
As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.
Apr. 14, 2008
5x15 5 5x15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far.
May. 20, 2010
5x16 5 5x16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
May. 27, 2010
5x17 5 5x17 Fish in a Drawer
This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which ...
Jun. 03, 2010
5x18 5 5x18 If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school.
Jun. 10, 2010
5x19 5 5x19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Jun. 17, 2010

Season 5 Characters

[none added]

Season 5 Videos

[none added]

Season 5 Trivia

[none added]

» Back to Two and a Half Men Wiki
You are successfully logged out.

ShareTV Login

Enter the text in the image shown if you are human.
WARNING: after 2 more failed attempts you will be locked out

Create Account

Verify Password

Verification code (check your email for the verification code)

Verification code has been sent to the following email address:
If you didn't receive the verification code:

1. Check your bulk/spam folder.

2. Try to whitelist our email address (noreply@sharetv.org)

3. Resend verification email

If you mistyped your email address change it here
Create a free ShareTV account to make a personalized schedule of your favorite TV shows, keep track of what you've watched, earn points and more.
Verify your username and email to complete your Registration
Enter the text in the image shown if you are human.
WARNING: after 2 more failed attempts you will be locked out

Forgot Your Password?

Enter the email address you used to create the account and your password will be emailed to you.