Sep. 22, 2003
30 min.
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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men Season 3 (2005-2006)

3x01 3 3x01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
After Alan falls off a ladder, Charlie ends up watching over him and Jake, which proves to be a harder task than he thought.
Sep. 19, 2005
3x02 3 3x02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, ...
Sep. 26, 2005
3x03 3 3x03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes ...
Oct. 03, 2005
3x04 3 3x04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta moves in with Charlie which causes Alan and Jake to move out when she starts butting in to things.
Oct. 10, 2005
3x05 3 3x05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie figures out his commitment issues are because of his unresolved issues with his mother. Jake asks Charlie advice about a girl he likes at school.
Oct. 17, 2005
3x06 3 3x06 Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals before an unexpeced turn of events scare Isabella off.
Oct. 24, 2005
3x07 3 3x07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her father (guest star and father of Charlie Sheen, Martin Sheen) comes to find out what Charlie plans for their future. ...
Nov. 07, 2005
3x08 3 3x08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop ...
Nov. 14, 2005
3x09 3 3x09 Madame and Her Special Friend
Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Meanwhile, ...
Nov. 21, 2005
3x10 3 3x10 Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good ...
Nov. 28, 2005
3x11 3 3x11 Santa's Village of the Damned
Just in time for Christmas, Alan falls for Sandy, the teacher of his cooking class, and before long, she moves into the house, fattens the guys up with gourmet meals, drives Berta crazy ...
Dec. 19, 2005
3x12 3 3x12 That Special Tug
Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that ...
Jan. 09, 2006
3x13 3 3x13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more ...
Jan. 23, 2006
3x14 3 3x14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his ...
Feb. 06, 2006
3x15 3 3x15 My Tongue is Meat
Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy lifestyle that Mia has introduced to their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to ...
Feb. 27, 2006
3x16 3 3x16 Ergo, The Booty Call
Alan is having second thoughts about whether he should be dating a woman half his age and is mortified at the idea of introducing Kandi to Evelyn at Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, ...
Mar. 06, 2006
3x17 3 3x17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie. After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake ...
Mar. 13, 2006
3x18 3 3x18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't ...
Mar. 20, 2006
3x19 3 3x19 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Charlie's not happy when he learns that Kandi has been living in sin with Alan in his house -- particularly since he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to ...
Apr. 10, 2006
3x20 3 3x20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's ...
Apr. 24, 2006
3x21 3 3x21 And the Plot Moistens
Jake's teacher, Francine, calls in Alan and Judith to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his air-headed ...
May. 01, 2006
3x22 3 3x22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
When a cute girl from Jake's school invites him to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat ...
May. 08, 2006
3x23 3 3x23 Arguments for the Quickie
When Charlie finds out that Mia is in town with her dance troupe and has invited him to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to convince Alan (and himself) that he's over her. ...
May. 15, 2006
3x24 3 3x24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Wedding bells loom as Charlie and Mia make wedding arrangements. But when their families meet, things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes the news of the engagement hard, and ...
May. 22, 2006
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