Sep. 22, 2003
30 min.
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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men Season 2 (2004-2005)

2x01 2 2x01 Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan finds out that Charlie is part of an exclusive men's group and begs his brother to be a part of it. The group contains Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Bobby ...
Sep. 20, 2004
2x02 2 2x02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end.
Sep. 27, 2004
2x03 2 2x03 A Bag Full of Jawea
Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pasternak the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several ...
Oct. 04, 2004
2x04 2 2x04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real ...
Oct. 11, 2004
2x05 2 2x05 Bad News from the Clinic
Charlie meets somebody who can play hard to get better than he does, which makes him want her even more.
Oct. 18, 2004
2x06 2 2x06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom.
Oct. 25, 2004
2x07 2 2x07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her.
Nov. 08, 2004
2x08 2 2x08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan meets the girl of his dreams in Nancy, who fulfills all of his desires which forces Charlie to take care of Jake. Trouble stirs a few days later when Alan decides he wants to marry ...
Nov. 15, 2004
2x09 2 2x09 Yes, Monsignor
Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince ...
Nov. 22, 2004
2x10 2 2x10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
Jake helps Charlie come up with the theme song for a children's television show which is based on one of Jake's favorite comic books. Alan finds out how smart and fun Rose is when he ...
Nov. 29, 2004
2x11 2 2x11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie finds out about a website created by him that shows how evil he is to women. Charlie goes and tries to find out who made the site by apologizing to all of them. He finds it ...
Dec. 13, 2004
2x12 2 2x12 A Lungful of Alan
Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself.
Jan. 03, 2005
2x13 2 2x13 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although ...
Jan. 17, 2005
2x14 2 2x14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland ...
Jan. 31, 2005
2x15 2 2x15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it.
Feb. 07, 2005
2x16 2 2x16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Alan and Charlie have to take care of Jake the whole week while Judith takes a vacation, which proves harder then they imagined.
Feb. 14, 2005
2x17 2 2x17 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Alan takes Charlie to the hospital where he hits on a doctor he didn't know he had past history with. Berta is fed up with the way Jake uses the bathroom so she makes him clean it until ...
Feb. 21, 2005
2x18 2 2x18 It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries ...
Mar. 07, 2005
2x19 2 2x19 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
After Charlie takes Alan to the eye doctor they end up at a cafe where they both bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan deicdes to ask her out after showing interest, but he ...
Mar. 21, 2005
2x20 2 2x20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out.
Apr. 18, 2005
2x21 2 2x21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn reads that her second husband Harry had died. They all attend the funeral. Jake is excited to see a "dead guy" while Charlie is excited about the opportunity of a newly single ...
May. 02, 2005
2x22 2 2x22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car if he goes on a double date with her, her new boyfriend and his daughter. Alan finds out that his mother and her boyfriend can't make it, leaving the ...
May. 09, 2005
2x23 2 2x23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, ...
May. 16, 2005
2x24 2 2x24 Does This Smell Funny to You?
Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend.
May. 23, 2005
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