Sep. 22, 2003
30 min.
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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


Two and a Half Men Season 12 (2014-2015)

12x01 12 12x01 The Ol’ Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help
Oct. 30, 2014
12x02 12 12x02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.
Nov. 06, 2014
12x03 12 12x03 Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on their being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Nov. 13, 2014
12x04 12 12x04 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby.
Nov. 20, 2014
12x05 12 12x05 Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Nov. 27, 2014
12x06 12 12x06 Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it stay that way.
Dec. 04, 2014
12x07 12 12x07 Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group ...
Dec. 11, 2014
12x08 12 12x08 Clockwise in Back Hole until Tight
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Dec. 18, 2014
12x09 12 12x09 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Jan. 08, 2015
12x10 12 12x10 Here I Come, Pants!
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
Jan. 15, 2015
12x11 12 12x11 For Whom the Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
Jan. 22, 2015
12x12 12 12x12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
Jan. 29, 2015
12x13 12 12x13 Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Feb. 05, 2015
12x14 12 12x14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the ...
Feb. 12, 2015
12x15 12 12x15 Of Course He's Dead - Part One
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Feb. 19, 2015
12x16 12 12x16 Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Feb. 19, 2015
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