Sep. 22, 2003
30 min.
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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men Season 11 (2013-2014)

11x01 11 11x01 Nangnangnangnang
Alan is shocked when Charlie’s 25-year-old daughter shows up at Walden’s beach house to connect with what’s left of her family, and who happens to like everything her dad liked ...
Sep. 26, 2013
11x02 11 11x02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Oct. 03, 2013
11x02 11 11x02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Oct. 03, 2013
11x03 11 11x03 This Unblessed Biscuit
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Oct. 10, 2013
11x04 11 11x04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair is jeopardized.
Oct. 17, 2013
11x05 11 11x05 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan befriends Lyndsey’s boyfriend in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn’t. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.
Oct. 24, 2013
11x06 11 11x06 Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Nov. 07, 2013
11x07 11 11x07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Nov. 14, 2013
11x08 11 11x08 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
Nov. 21, 2013
11x09 11 11x09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden’s date with an accident-prone model goes longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.
Dec. 05, 2013
11x10 11 11x10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Dec. 12, 2013
11x11 11 11x11 Tazed In The Lady Nuts
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Jan. 02, 2014
11x12 11 11x12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date. Meanwhile, Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project so she'll have time to date him.
Jan. 09, 2014
11x13 11 11x13 Bite Me, Supreme Court
Multi-millionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Walden and Alan throw Marty a bachelor party.
Jan. 30, 2014
11x14 11 11x14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn’t tell him. Walden sets out to prove that he’s a man’s man
Feb. 06, 2014
11x15 11 11x15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
lan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears she and Brooke are growing apart.
Feb. 27, 2014
11x16 11 11x16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry’s relationship when he starts dating Larry’s sister, Gret ...
Mar. 06, 2014
11x17 11 11x17 Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry’s sister, Gretchen. Walden struggles with telling Barry to find his own place.
Mar. 13, 2014
11x18 11 11x18 West Side Story
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
Apr. 03, 2014
11x19 11 11x19 Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Apr. 10, 2014
11x20 11 11x20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Apr. 24, 2014
11x21 11 11x21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
May. 01, 2014
11x22 11 11x22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan confesses his true identity to Larry (D.B. Sweeney), who continues to bless Alan’s wedding to his sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley). With the wedding comes one surprise ...
May. 08, 2014
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