Sep. 22, 2003
30 min.
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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


Two and a Half Men Season 1 (2003-2004)

1x01 1 1x01 Pilot
Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. ...
Sep. 22, 2003
1x02 1 1x02 Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive ...
Sep. 29, 2003
1x03 1 1x03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie ...
Oct. 06, 2003
1x04 1 1x04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, ...
Oct. 13, 2003
1x05 1 1x05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms ...
Oct. 20, 2003
1x06 1 1x06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's ...
Oct. 27, 2003
1x07 1 1x07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she ...
Nov. 03, 2003
1x08 1 1x08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.
Nov. 10, 2003
1x09 1 1x09 Phase One, Complete
Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.
Nov. 17, 2003
1x10 1 1x10 Merry Thanksgiving
To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.
Nov. 24, 2003
1x11 1 1x11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.
Dec. 15, 2003
1x12 1 1x12 Camel Filters + Pheromones
Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.
Jan. 05, 2004
1x13 1 1x13 Sara Like Puny Alan
Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. ...
Jan. 12, 2004
1x14 1 1x14 I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.
Feb. 02, 2004
1x15 1 1x15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.
Feb. 09, 2004
1x16 1 1x16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.
Feb. 16, 2004
1x17 1 1x17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.
Feb. 23, 2004
1x18 1 1x18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.
Mar. 01, 2004
1x19 1 1x19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.
Mar. 22, 2004
1x20 1 1x20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree ...
Apr. 19, 2004
1x21 1 1x21 No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.
May. 03, 2004
1x22 1 1x22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.
May. 10, 2004
1x23 1 1x23 Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.
May. 17, 2004
1x24 1 1x24 Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.
May. 24, 2004
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