Kandi (played by April Bowlby) is Alan Harper's second wife. She is generally portrayed as very dumb, ironically making Jake look smart. Before dating Alan she dated Charlie, she and Alan met when she wanted to visit Charlie. She eventually marry Alan and became his second wife on the night he won the biggest jackpot of his life. She was cast to portay a forensics investigator, in the pilot of the CSI spoofing show Stiffs.

A common joke of sorts was someone saying she was twenty two and she would reply "22 and a half."