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Oct. 17, 2005
30 min.
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The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert, from The Daily Show gives his own take on the issues of the day, and more importantly, tells you why everyone else's take is just plain wrong. The series is intended to be a parody of Bill O'Reilly, Anderson Cooper, Sean Hannity, Alan Colmes, Joe Scarborough, etc.

The Colbert Report Season 3 (2007)

3x01 3 3x01 Ethan Nadelmann
Stephen opens up the first episode of the new year talking about Saddam Hussein's execution and the democratic control of Congress. Segments include "The Word: Facts", "Who's Attacking ...
Jan. 08, 2007
3x02 3 3x02 Jim Cramer
Stephen congratulates former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis?aw Wielgus for having a Catholic church scandal that wasn't sexually related; Demeans the Congressional Democrats for taking ...
Jan. 09, 2007
3x03 3 3x03 David Kamp
Stephan berates President Bush for not taking his advice and send 300 million more men to Iraq, but will pardon him if "this is the only mistake he makes in this war." Introduces a ...
Jan. 10, 2007
3x04 3 3x04 Judy Woodruff
Stephen challenges the audience with another "What Number is Stephen Thinking Of?" segment; talks with Ken Roth, executive director of Human Rights Watch while celebrating the 5th Anniversary ...
Jan. 11, 2007
3x05 3 3x05 Alex Kuczynski
Stephen asks for a nationwide lie-in to refuse to engage in "anything at all" on this Martin Luther King's Birthday, ala Rosa Parks in her passive protest; attacks Senator Barbara Boxer ...
Jan. 15, 2007
3x06 3 3x06 Dinesh D'Souza
Stephen a new segment of "Invasion of the Country Snatchers" is introduced focusing on immigration, such as a look at an Italian, anti-immigration Presidential candidate and a pizza ...
Jan. 16, 2007
3x07 3 3x07 Richard Clarke
In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly's imminent arrival this week, Stephen brings in some of his most cherished items to spruce the set up. He trash talks with Lynn Swann against all the ...
Jan. 17, 2007
3x08 3 3x08 Bill O'Reilly
With Bill O'Reilly's arrival on the set, Stephen unveils a banner stating "Mission Accomplished." He talks about George Bush's plan to add more troops to Iraq; A look back at the weeks ...
Jan. 18, 2007
3x09 3 3x09 Tom Schaller
Stephen is upset that the New Orleans Saints lost to a Chicago Bears team in which he refers to as "God-less killing Machines"; Stephen calls out Bill Clinton in a segment of "Who's ...
Jan. 22, 2007
3x10 3 3x10 Michael Steele
Stephen announces that this is the second show taped that day so he can host a "State of the Union Address" party the following day. Russ Lieber discusses the Democratic controlled ...
Jan. 23, 2007
3x11 3 3x11 Lou Dobbs
War on the Middle Class author Lou Dobbs sits for a one on one chat with Stephen.
Jan. 24, 2007
3x12 3 3x12 Mike Wallace
Bill O'Reilly tells everyone what he thinks of Stephen and his show. Stephen has a chat with Saginaw Spirit Coach Bob Mancini and disagrees with his stand on the SMU dispute over Bush's ...
Jan. 25, 2007
3x13 3 3x13 Barry M. Lando
Stephen won a bet after the Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals, a junior hockey team in the Ontario Hockey League. Discusses the idea that Microsoft is paying for Wikipedia editing; ...
Jan. 29, 2007
3x14 3 3x14 Donna Shalala
Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a person think he is on fire. Stephen then talks about how he stole ...
Jan. 30, 2007
3x15 3 3x15 Jed Babbin
Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt heat lamp. This is followed by the return of the "On Notice" board ...
Jan. 31, 2007
3x16 3 3x16 Sen. Chuck Schumer
Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer proceed with his obviously threatening-looking advertisements. ...
Feb. 01, 2007
3x17 3 3x17 Wendy Kopp
Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formula 419" (A combination of his Formula 401 and 18, Peyton Manning's ...
Feb. 05, 2007
3x18 3 3x18 Charlie LeDuff
Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. This is followed by the 40th installment of Better Know A District ...
Feb. 06, 2007
3x19 3 3x19 Steven Pinker
Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's recent problems. Then talks about the controversy stirred ...
Feb. 07, 2007
3x20 3 3x20 Chris Hedges
Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak wearing a diaper, admitting that he too wears a diaper during ...
Feb. 08, 2007
3x21 3 3x21 Michael Oppenheimer
Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of the Iraq War transitioning into "The Word." This is followed by ...
Feb. 12, 2007
3x22 3 3x22 Sheryl WuDunn
Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orient's Success".
Feb. 13, 2007
3x23 3 3x23 Lance Armstrong
Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes people teaching seniors about sex. Sport Report: about the Westminster ...
Feb. 14, 2007
3x24 3 3x24 Shashi Tharoor
Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer day went, with photo of Jimmie "J.J." Walker showing. Then he ...
Feb. 15, 2007
3x25 3 3x25 Zev Chafets
Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democracy.
Feb. 26, 2007
3x26 3 3x26 Dr. Craig Venter
Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling for an assault rifle ban, an action Stephen commends in the Word. ...
Feb. 27, 2007
3x27 3 3x27 Nina Jablonski
Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions how Tom Vilsack chickened out of the presidential race, and interviews ...
Feb. 28, 2007
3x28 3 3x28 Larry King
Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on the coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith story. Better Know A District ...
Mar. 01, 2007
3x29 3 3x29 Mara Vanderslice, Ben and Jerry
Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to promote their new ice cream flavor named in honor of Stephen. ...
Mar. 05, 2007
3x30 3 3x30 Mark Frauenfelder
Stephen Colbert welcomes Make Magazine's editor Mark Frauenfelder.
Mar. 06, 2007
3x31 3 3x31 Michael Specter
Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The Word was about removing the military Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. ...
Mar. 07, 2007
3x32 3 3x32 Ted Koppel
Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, and adds more in The Word. Better Know A District guest was John ...
Mar. 08, 2007
3x33 3 3x33 Nicholas D. Kristof
Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness. He retracts his disparaging comments about Captain America when ...
Mar. 12, 2007
3x34 3 3x34 Michael Eric Dyson
Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.
Mar. 13, 2007
3x35 3 3x35 Ed Viesturs
Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High" their second official song. Sport Report: advice ...
Mar. 14, 2007
3x36 3 3x36 Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of President Bush, with comments from Esteban Colberto. In the 44th ...
Mar. 15, 2007
3x37 3 3x37 Jerome Groopman
Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to allow prisoners to donate organs to reduce jail time. Threatdown: ...
Mar. 19, 2007
3x38 3 3x38 Willie Nelson
While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German environmentalist over the euthanasia of Knut, a polar bear cub ...
Mar. 20, 2007
3x39 3 3x39 Benjamin Barber
In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional district.
Mar. 21, 2007
3x40 3 3x40 Katie Couric
Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face reading expert Rose Rosetree's interpretation of Stephen's facial ...
Mar. 22, 2007
3x41 3 3x41 John Perry Barlow
Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the earliest example of we're No. #1. In response to Rahm Emanuel's ...
Mar. 26, 2007
3x42 3 3x42 Madeleine Albright, James Fallows
Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a clash over religion, with former US Secretary of State Madeleine ...
Mar. 27, 2007
3x43 3 3x43 Jabari Asim
Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially given that her husband Ric Ocasek is a friend of the show. Stephen ...
Mar. 28, 2007
3x44 3 3x44 Clive James
First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. Later, Stephen cited the promulgation of John McCain that Sadr City ...
Mar. 29, 2007
3x45 3 3x45 Colin Beavan, Katrina vanden Heuvel
Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream" ice cream. He continues to eat it through the show. And announces ...
Apr. 09, 2007
3x46 3 3x46 Jeannette Walls
Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish accounts of their experience. In "The Word", he talked about America's ...
Apr. 10, 2007
3x47 3 3x47 Vali Nasr
Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked from Costa Rica to the Galapagos Islands. In "The Word", Stephen ...
Apr. 11, 2007
3x48 3 3x48 Dr. Richard Land
Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a recent speech by Pope Benedict XVI. In "The Wørd," Stephen praised ...
Apr. 12, 2007
3x49 3 3x49 Sen. John Kerry
Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of a Mormon Cardinal, or "Mardinal." Colbert then compares Don Imus' ...
Apr. 16, 2007
3x50 3 3x50 Elaine Pagels
Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle the turtle who was in 2nd place at the time of broadcast on ...
Apr. 17, 2007
3x51 3 3x51 William Cohen
On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The Word," Stephen suggested the corporate sponsorship of the War ...
Apr. 18, 2007
3x52 3 3x52 Gov. Mike Huckabee
Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talks about John Edwards' $400 haircut and considers him going over ...
Apr. 19, 2007
3x53 3 3x53 Russell Simmons
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Apr. 23, 2007
3x54 3 3x54 Dr. Andrew Weil
The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holmes Norton regarding a recent bill to give the District of Columbia ...
Apr. 24, 2007
3x55 3 3x55 David Walker
Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. He then backs the idea of having illegal immigrants fight in the ...
Apr. 25, 2007
3x56 3 3x56 Tom Wolfe
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and ...
Apr. 26, 2007
3x57 3 3x57 Bill Bradley
"It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report."
Apr. 30, 2007
3x58 3 3x58 Malcolm Gladwell
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May. 01, 2007
3x59 3 3x59 Gina Kolata
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May. 02, 2007
3x60 3 3x60 Conn Iggulden
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May. 03, 2007
3x61 3 3x61 Richard Preston
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May. 07, 2007
3x62 3 3x62 Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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May. 08, 2007
3x63 3 3x63 Salman Rushdie, Jane Fonda
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May. 09, 2007
3x64 3 3x64 Jann Wenner
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May. 10, 2007
3x65 3 3x65 William Langewiesche
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May. 14, 2007
3x66 3 3x66 Walter Isaacson
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May. 15, 2007
3x67 3 3x67 Howard Dean
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May. 16, 2007
3x68 3 3x68 Randy Kearse, Rep. Tom DeLay
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May. 17, 2007
3x69 3 3x69 Jared Diamond
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May. 21, 2007
3x70 3 3x70 John Amaechi
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May. 22, 2007
3x71 3 3x71 Bay Buchanan, Bob Deans
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May. 23, 2007
3x72 3 3x72 Jimmy Wales
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May. 24, 2007
3x73 3 3x73 Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Leon Botstein
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Jun. 04, 2007
3x74 3 3x74 Jessica Valenti
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Jun. 05, 2007
3x75 3 3x75 Carl Bernstein
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Jun. 06, 2007
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