Oct. 16, 2005
Returning Series
15 min.
Adult Swim TV Network

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Squidbillies takes place in the North Georgia Mountains. The Cuyler family, a close-knit crew of squids stranded in the hills of north Georgia, has adapted to the gun-shooting, law-skirting ways of the natives. Lots of brown liquor-fueled rage and regret are included, all while using violence and alcohol to tackle life's toughest problems.

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Krystal (Mary Kraft)

Rusty's human mother is a morbidly obese Caucasian woman who lives her life lying on a filthy junkyard mattress, where she had been deemed a local landmark and given "squatter's rights" to the location. She spends most of her time drinking from a re-usable over-sized "Sip" convenience store cup and scratching lottery tickets. Her extraordinarily promiscuous lifestyle (including having sex with Charlie Sheen and all of the members of .38 Special) caused problems during her brief marriage to Early.

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Season 12, Episode 05
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Season 3, Episode 02
05x05 - Holodeck Redneck
Season 5, Episode 05
04x07 - Atone Deaf
Season 4, Episode 07
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