In the distant future, ten soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe- a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. Red vs. Blue chronicles the misadventures of two hapless armies as they wage a war that few understand and no one wants to fight.
Red Vs Blue Season 1 (2003)
|1x01 Why Are We Here? |
The first episode introduces five of the series' main characters. First introduced are Simmons and Grif as they ponder why they are in Blood Gulch, with a brief one-liner about Master ...
|Apr. 01, 2003|
|1x02 Red Gets a Delivery |
Sarge reveals the new jeep that has just arrived from Command and that a new recruit will be arriving soon. This serves as the introduction of the Warthog; Grif suggests calling it ...
|Apr. 11, 2003|
|1x03 The Rookies |
At the Red Base, the new recruit, Donut, arrives. With Sarge at Command receiving orders, Grif and Simmons take the opportunity to haze Donut mildly, sending him "to the store" on a ...
|Apr. 18, 2003|
|1x04 Head Noob in Charge |
Church talks with Tucker about his girlfriend back home. Attempting to join the conversation, Caboose accidentally calls Church's girlfriend a "slut". In response, Church assigns him ...
|Apr. 26, 2003|
|1x05 The Package is in the Open |
As Donut, who the Blues assume is Sarge (as both wear red armor), escapes with the flag, Church fires at him with a sniper rifle, missing each time. Church then orders Tucker to cut ...
|May. 03, 2003|
|1x06 1.21 Giga-Whats?? |
Church catches up to Donut, who he eventually realizes is not Sarge. His armor charred black, Tucker finally emerges from the teleporter, covered in "black stuff" (Probably soot) and ...
|May. 09, 2003|
|1x07 Check Out the Treads on that Chick |
While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank. The tank's artificial intelligence (AI) introduces itself as Sheila, and runs him through the tutorial ...
|May. 23, 2003|
|1x08 Dont PH34R the Reaper |
Grif and Simmons flee from Caboose and Sheila; Grif abandoning Simmons after he had hatched a plan for a joint escape. Once Caboose manages to activate the auto-fire mechanism, the ...
|May. 30, 2003|
|1x09 After Church |
Caboose and Sheila continue to blast away at the Warthog, eventually propelling it onto the top of the Red Base. The Reds suddenly receive a radio call from Sarge, who is returning ...
|Jun. 06, 2003|
|1x10 Shadow Of His Former Self |
While Caboose cleans the "black stuff" off of Tucker's armor, Tucker calls Blue Command for reinforcements. Vic, their contact at Command, informs them that they will be sent a "freelancer" ...
|Jun. 20, 2003|
|1x11 Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain |
Lopez repairs the Warthog, while Grif takes the blame for its destruction. Meanwhile, at the Blue Base, Tex uses Caboose for target practice, while ignoring Tucker's attempts at friendly ...
|Jun. 27, 2003|
|1x12 Down, But Not Out |
Having knocked out Grif and Simmons after attacking Donut, Tex retrieves the Blue flag, but is surprised and captured by Sarge and Lopez. Church appears again at the Blue Base and reveals ...
|Jul. 11, 2003|
|1x13 Human Peer Bonding |
Church tells Tucker and Caboose that Tex is not only female, but also his ex-girlfriend. Simmons and Grif are left to guard Tex. Meanwhile, Church continues to explain the situation ...
|Jul. 18, 2003|
|1x14 Roomier Than It Looks |
To distract the Reds and deceive them into believing that the Blues have more Special Operations soldiers, Tucker and Caboose go through the teleporter to turn their armor black. When ...
|Aug. 01, 2003|
|1x15 How The Other Half Lives |
Now both dead, Sarge and Church meet in the spiritual plane and talk. Sheila also appears here, but is quickly rebuked by Church, who is still angry at her for killing him. Church represents ...
|Aug. 08, 2003|
|1x16 A Sightly Crueler Cruller |
A healed Donut returns from Red Command with new pink armor, which he insists is "lightish red". Sarge pokes fun at Donut by addressing him with feminine titles like "Madam","Strawberry ...
|Aug. 15, 2003|
|1x17 Points of Origin |
Tucker, Caboose, and Church convince Tex to help them, since they rescued her as a favor. Meanwhile, the Red Team is still trying to understand what Lopez is saying. While Tex begins ...
|Aug. 29, 2003|
|1x18 SPF 0 |
The Blues continue to discuss what to do with Church's corpse. After an interlude demonstrating the Reds' boredom, the episode cuts back to Church, who worries that Tex will soon kill ...
|Sep. 12, 2003|
|1x19 Last One Out, Hit The Lights |
Church possesses Lopez's body to warn the Red Team, but finds that he can only speak Spanish. Caboose radios Church to inform him that Tex is almost ready. To Tucker's surprise, Caboose ...
|Sep. 26, 2003|
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