Carmel Valentine: Police Community Support Officer, beautician, masseuse, wannabe nun, pillar of the community.

She's given everything a try, except being a typical McQueen. She may come across as a ditzy blonde, but Carmel has strong morals and can be extremely unyielding in her fight for justice. In the words of her mum: "As kids, Carmel would be pretending to be a nun while Jacqui was stealing the tiles from the roof of the church."

Despite doing her best to do the right thing, Carmel has had some shocking luck in return. Like my-cousin-shot-my-fiance-on-our-wedding-day and my-estranged-brother-killed-my-sister kind of luck.

Carmel is full of energy, positivity and hope, which seems to have left little room in her head for common sense. We're pretty happy about that though, because few things brighten up a day like a Carmel one-liner!