Malcolm Ross is a groomsman. He's a big, boisterous guy who not only brings his own beer to a party, but also brews it himself. Malcolm is trying to start up a business to mass produce his microbrew, called Sacred Turtle. His friends are very supportive emotionally, but lack the funds to finance his endeavour. His inability to raise capital has put a lot of stress on Malcolm, and made him desperate enough to do things his friends would never suspect.