Jan. 31, 1999
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Family Guy

The Griffin household includes two teenagers, a cynical dog who is smarter than everyone else, and a baby who makes numerous attempts to eradicate his parents and siblings. Heading up this eclectic household is Peter Griffin. Peter does his best to do what's right for the family, but along the way, he makes mistakes that are the stuff of legends. Peter enjoys having drunken antics with his friends Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

Family Guy Season 3 (2001-2004)

3x01 3 3x01 The Thin White Line (1)
Brian takes up a job as a drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog police department in order to put some excitement in his life, and is very successful at it. However, a little too much sniffing ...
Jul. 11, 2001
3x02 3 3x02 Brian Does Hollywood (2)
To clear his head, Brian moves to Hollywood to become a successful writer. However, success is no easy task, and Brian can't seem to catch a break. He eventually does...directing porn. ...
Jul. 18, 2001
3x03 3 3x03 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
When a cigarette company takes over Happy-Go-Lucky-Toy Factory, Peter is made President of the company. They send him off to Washington in order to put a stop to a bill that would prevent ...
Jul. 25, 2001
3x04 3 3x04 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam and moves to Florida. But, the new British owner, Nigel, turns it into a British Pub. The gang, furious at the changes, retaliates ...
Aug. 01, 2001
3x05 3 3x05 And the Wiener is...
Peter questions his masculinity when he finds out Chris has a bigger penis than him. In order to feel 'bigger', he joins a gun club and tries to avoid Chris, making him think his father ...
Aug. 08, 2001
3x06 3 3x06 Death Lives
Peter plans a last minute scavenger hunt to keep Lois busy on their anniversary so he can play golf. But while there, he is struck by lightening and Death returns once again. However, ...
Aug. 15, 2001
3x07 3 3x07 Lethal Weapons
It's fall, and the New Yorkers are invading Quahog to watch the leaves turn color, driving everyone crazy. Lois, on the other hand, is being driven crazy by the lack of respect from ...
Aug. 22, 2001
3x08 3 3x08 The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker. Unfortunately for her, Neil Goldman landed the other spot. When stuck in a life threatening ...
Aug. 29, 2001
3x09 3 3x09 Mr. Saturday Knight
When Mr. Weed dies, the toy factory shuts down, and Peter is out of a job. Now with the chance, Peter decides to fulfill his dream to become a Knight at the Renaissance Fair. However, ...
Sep. 05, 2001
3x10 3 3x10 Fish Out of Water
Now overweight and still unemployed, Peter chooses Fishing as his new career. But when the pickings are slim, Peter puts his house in debt to buy a boat he can use to hunt Daggermouth, ...
Sep. 19, 2001
3x11 3 3x11 Emission Impossible
When Peter and Lois witnesses the miracle of birth; it persuades them to have another baby of their own, making Stewie fear that the new baby will take his place. After many failed ...
Nov. 08, 2001
3x12 3 3x12 To Live and Die in Dixie
When Chris witnesses a robbery, the FBI sends the Griffin's into the witness protection program in the South. Once there, Chris befriends a boy named Sam. Meanwhile, Peter pisses off ...
Nov. 15, 2001
3x13 3 3x13 Screwed The Pooch
Brian goes with the Griffin's to the Pewterschmidts to clear his head after his sexual urges begin to get the better of him. Meanwhile, Peter finally begins to impress Mr. Pewterschmidt, ...
Nov. 29, 2001
3x14 3 3x14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
When Peter finds out that he had black ancestry who was owned by the Pweterscmidts, he tries to get in touch with his African American side. However, when he receives a forgiveness ...
Dec. 06, 2001
3x15 3 3x15 Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Peter helps Joe raise his spirits by helping him train for the Special Olympics. But when Peter fears Joe doesn't have what it takes, and puts steroids in Joe's drink. However, when ...
Dec. 20, 2001
3x16 3 3x16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Lois is overly excited about Christmas time, but everything is going wrong. Peter delivers all of the presents to Toys for Toddlers instead of just one, Brian almost burns down the ...
Dec. 21, 2001
3x17 3 3x17 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
As punishment for DUI, Brian must spend a few hours each week working for an old lady who refuses to leave her house. After a few days he can't take it anymore and tells her the world ...
Jan. 17, 2002
3x18 3 3x18 From Method to Madness
Peter and Lois find it hard to understand a family of nudists they meet, and forbid Meg to see their son who actually likes her. Meanwhile, Stewie enrolls in an acting school, and must ...
Jan. 24, 2002
3x19 3 3x19 Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Lois sneaks around Peter in order to meet with an old boyfriend, in fear Peter will be overly jealous over nothing. But, when Peter sees her with another man, the truth comes out, and ...
Jan. 31, 2002
3x20 3 3x20 Road to Europe
When Stewie begins to believe that he will never be able to achieve anything if he stays where he is now, he runs off to live on "Jolly Farm", a place of make believe on a TV show in ...
Feb. 07, 2002
3x21 3 3x21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
This episode was a special episode, divided up into 3 different stories apparently submitted by viewers. The story lines were different from any others in the series, and had no effect ...
Feb. 14, 2002
3x22 3 3x22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his ...
Dec. 10, 2004
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