Cinema Sins Season 4 (2014-2015)
|4x01 Everything Wrong With National Treasure: Book Of Secrets |
Ooh, boy. Probably going to need a good Nic Cage break after Ghost Rider and now this. National Treasure Book Of Secrets is a sinful ass movie, as you're about to find out if you watch ...
|Jan. 13, 2015|
|4x02 Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) |
Hold onto your butts.
|Jan. 15, 2015|
|4x03 Everything Wrong With The Matrix Revolutions |
In honor of the upcoming computer/AI movie, Ex Machina, we're finishing up The Matrix trilogy today (finally). Plenty of sins to be found here for sure.
|Jan. 20, 2015|
|4x04 Everything Wrong With The Blair Witch Project |
Found footage, paper-thin mythology, runny noses... yeah, there ARE going to be sins in The Blair Witch Project. It's a given.
|Jan. 22, 2015|
|4x05 Everything Wrong With John Carter |
John Carter is based on a beloved novel, had a huge budget, and was directed by one of Pixar's best. And yet it's still surprisingly sinful given those facts.
|Jan. 27, 2015|
|4x06 Everything Wrong With The Fifth Element |
Sometimes you go looking for sins in a movie you love and you find TONS of them. This... is one of those times.
|Jan. 29, 2015|
|4x07 Everything Wrong With Basic Instinct |
In celebration of 50 Shades of Grey, we're spending the week sinning previous notorious sex-based wide-release films. Starting with Basic Instinct, maybe the most notorious ever. And ...
|Feb. 03, 2015|
|4x08 Everything Wrong With Nine 1/2 Weeks |
Back before the Mickey Rourke you know, there was the Mickey Rourke that was poised to become the next big heartthrob star. Here he is in one of the weirdest movies ever, Nine 1/2 Weeks, ...
|Feb. 05, 2015|
|4x09 Everything Wrong With Showgirls |
Showgirls. A Saved By The Bell star naked, excessive raunch and nudity, and a really long run-time. What could possibly go wrong?
|Feb. 10, 2015|
|4x10 Everything Wrong With Goldfinger |
Before Skyfall came along and won the hearts of many Bond fans, Goldfinger was long considered one of the best Bonds--if not THE best. So we thought, with Kingsman: The Secret Service ...
|Feb. 12, 2015|
|4x11 Everything Wrong With American Beauty |
Since the Oscars are fast approaching, we thought it'd be fun to sin a couple former best-picture winners, starting with 1999's American Beauty. Great movie, still has sins.
|Feb. 17, 2015|
|4x12 Everything Wrong With Gladiator |
Another Best Picture winner to celebrate the Oscars. Another good movie that ends up having sins, go figure.
|Feb. 19, 2015|
|4x13 Everything Wrong With After Earth |
After Earth. M. Night made it. You saw it. You hated it. The end, right? Nope... you still need to see its official sins. Thankfully, we've provided an easy way for you to do that. ...
|Feb. 24, 2014|
|4x14 Everything Wrong With Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes |
Like its predessor, Rise, we loved this movie. Still has sins. Ape-y sins
|Feb. 26, 2015|
|4x15 Everything Wrong With Cinderella |
Oh, snap. In honor of the live-action Cinderella, we went WAY the heck back to the damn 1950's to look for sins in the original Disney animated version.
|Mar. 03, 2015|
|4x16 Everything Wrong With Lucy |
Here's a good entry for "Stupidest Movie Of 2014," and it comes with the requisite amount of sins you'd expect. Shaking my head.
|Mar. 05, 2015|
|4x17 Everything Wrong With The Maze Runner |
So, here's a movie that tells you nothing, then tells you all the nothing it told you was a lie. So you can imagine we found some things wrong with it. "Some" meaning a lot.
|Mar. 10, 2015|
|4x18 Everything Wrong With The Equalizer |
Denzel takes a turn at being Liam Neeson in this movie that is very sinful, but still not unentertaining.
|Mar. 12, 2015|
|4x19 Everything Wrong With Finding Nemo |
Did we go there? Yes, we went there. And yes, even Finding Nemo--a movie I have often described as "nearly perfect"--still has sins worth counting. So here they are.
|Mar. 17, 2015|
|4x20 Everything Wrong With The Day After Tomorrow |
Here is a movie so bad, it was used as the blueprint for making 2012. Ice wins; science loses; sins abound.
|Mar. 19, 2015|
|4x21 Everything Wrong With Bad Boys |
Bad Boys. It was Michael Bay's first film, but as you'll see, he'd already honed his particular brand of filmmaking. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the alarmingly high sin count. ...
|Mar. 24, 2015|
|4x22 Everything Wrong With Fast & Furious (the 4th one) |
We're skipping 2 Fast 2 Furious & Tokyo Drift for now, because... the franchise itself kind of did anyway. Here are all the many freaking sins in the 4th Fast & Furious installment ...
|Mar. 26, 2015|
|4x23 Everything Wrong With Fast Five |
Fast Five, the movie that heard you thought the last one was stupid and set out to show you what stupid really looks like.
|Mar. 31, 2015|
|4x24 Everything Wrong With White Olympus House Has Fallen Down |
This movie is hella confusing. We did our best.
|Apr. 01, 2015|
|4x25 Everything Wrong With Fast & Furious 6 |
Just in time for #7... here are the sins of Fast & Furious 6, and yes... many of them involve either a tank or a runway.
|Apr. 02, 2015|
|4x26 Everything Wrong With Big Hero 6 |
Even lovable animated superhero movies have sins. And believe it or not, this is one of the most requested movies we haven't done yet. So here we are to rain on Big Hero 6.
|Apr. 07, 2015|
|4x27 Everything Wrong With Dear John |
This f*cking movie. (shakes head.) Here are the freaking sins.
|Apr. 09, 2015|
|4x28 Everything Wrong With Paranormal Activity 2 |
Here's a prequel-sequel that thinks it's way more clever than it actually is. Sins of Paranormal Activity 2.
|Apr. 14, 2015|
|4x29 Everything Wrong With I Know What You Did Last Summer |
This killer might actually be stupider than the demon in Paranormal Activity 2.
|Apr. 16, 2015|
|4x30 Everything Wrong With The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies |
I don't think you can put us in the camp of folks that like this movie.
|Apr. 21, 2015|
|4x31 Everything Wrong With Batman Forever |
Here's another Batman movie we'd all like to forget.
|Apr. 23, 2015|
|4x32 Everything Wrong With Hulk |
In 2003 there was a Hulk movie. Most people (like Marvel) will tell you there was not, because they prefer to live in a world where this film doesn't exist. We're here to remind you ...
|Apr. 28, 2015|
|4x33 Everything Wrong With The Incredible Hulk |
Dammit. They made another mediocre Hulk movie!
|Apr. 30, 2015|
|4x34 Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect |
I think you guys can probably guess why we decided to do this movie at this point in time. Regardless, enjoy your musical sins.
|May. 05, 2015|
|4x35 Everything Wrong With Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome |
In celebration of the upcoming new Mad Max film, we take a look at the sins of Beyond Thunderdome, a movie that is pretty ridiculous.
|May. 07, 2015|
|4x36 Everything Wrong With Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1 |
You've waited long enough. Finally... we bring you the sins of the final Harry Potter movie. Well... Part 1, at least.
|May. 12, 2015|
|4x37 Everything Wrong With Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 |
Sorry for the lateness, we're in LA being busy doing stuff. Here's all the sins we found in the very final Harry Potter movie, Deathly Hallows Part 2.
|May. 15, 2015|
|4x38 Everything Wrong With Poltergeist (1982) |
In honor of the 100% unnecessary remake, we go looking for sins (and fun) in the original Poltergeist.
|May. 19, 2015|
|4x39 Everything Wrong With Taken 3 |
Well, here's hoping this is the last Taken movie we ever have to sin.
|May. 21, 2015|
|4x40 Everything Wrong With The Bourne Identity |
|May. 26, 2015|
|4x41 Everything Wrong With Insidious Chapter 2 |
|May. 28, 2015|
|4x42 Everything Wrong With The Lost World: Jurassic Park |
|Jun. 02, 2015|
|4x43 Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park III |
|Jun. 04, 2015|
|4x44 Everything Wrong With Into The Woods In Fairy Tale Minutes |
|Jun. 09, 2015|
|4x45 Everything Wrong With Monsters Inc. |
|Jun. 11, 2015|
|4x46 Everything Wrong With Fifty Shades Of Grey |
|Jun. 16, 2015|
|4x47 Everything Wrong With Magic Mike |
|Jun. 18, 2015|
|4x48 Everything Wrong With Terminator 2: Judgment Day |
|Jun. 23, 2015|
|4x49 Everything Wrong With Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines |
|Jun. 25, 2015|
|4x50 Everything Wrong With Terminator: Salvation |
|Jun. 30, 2015|
|4x51 Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Secret Service |
|Jul. 02, 2015|
|4x52 Everything Wrong With Mission: Impossible |
With the 5th Mission Impossible film coming up soon, we thought we'd go back and watch the original movie in the franchise and look for sins. It's a mission we chose to accept.
|Jul. 08, 2015|
|4x53 Everything Wrong With Face/Off |
Face/Off, one of the awesomest ridiculous action films ever to come out of the 90's. Fun, but sinful as hell.
|Jul. 10, 2015|
|4x54 Everything Wrong With Mission: Impossible II |
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation is soon upon us, so we're going back to the franchise's second film, Mission Impossible 2, looking for sins. Guess what... found some!
|Jul. 15, 2015|
|4x55 Everything Wrong With Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance |
This movie... just... what the hell?!
|Jul. 16, 2015|
|4x56 Everything Wrong With Mission: Impossible 3 |
For the third time out, Ethan & company are paired with J.J. Abrams, who manages to revive the series while also mashing it up with Alias, in the process creating no small amount of ...
|Jul. 21, 2015|
|4x57 Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. |
This movie is bad. And it should feel bad. And you will feel bad after watching it.
|Jul. 23, 2015|
|4x58 Everything Wrong With Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol |
Just in time for Rogue Nation, we finish up the Mission Impossible series with what is easily the best of the bunch to date. Still gots sins, yo.
|Jul. 28, 2015|
|4x59 Everything Wrong With The Incredibles |
Yep. We went there. One of the best superhero movies ever, the best Pixar movie, and one of our top 10 favorites... The Incredibles. Those of you who complain we do too many bad movies... ...
|Jul. 30, 2015|
|4x60 Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Secret Service - Deja Vu |
Sins for Kingsman: The Secret Service.
|Aug. 02, 2015|
|4x61 Everything Wrong With Chappie |
After District 9 & Elysium, Blomkamp gives us Chappie... a really confusing sort-of-entertaining futuristic AI robot movie... full of sins.
|Aug. 04, 2015|
|4x62 Everything Wrong With The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 |
We put it off as long as we could, but returning to Twilight was inevitable. Sigh, here are the many sins we found in freaking Part 1 of the final Twilight movie.
|Aug. 06, 2015|
|4x63 Everything Wrong With The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 |
And so ends our sinning of the Twilight series. And just in time, since this video did, indeed, nearly kill us.
|Aug. 11, 2015|
|4x64 Everything Wrong With Thunderball |
In honor of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., we return to the old school Bond movies for the sins of Thunderball. Beloved, classic, and full of damn obvious sins.
|Aug. 13, 2015|
|4x65 Everything Wrong With Jupiter Ascending |
Jupiter Ascending. If you saw it, you hate yourself. If you didn't, you're one of the lucky people who can carry on with life as normal. It's a sinful motherf*cker.
|Aug. 18, 2015|
|4x66 Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End |
Good news everyone, they're making more of these freaking things! Here's everything wrong (and it's a lot) with the third installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, At World's ...
|Aug. 25, 2015|
|4x67 Everything Wrong With The Sixth Sense |
With M Night's upcoming The Visit, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the movie that put him on the map, The Sixth Sense.
|Sep. 01, 2015|
|4x68 Everything Wrong With Real Steel |
In celebration of... well... nothing really... we decided to go looking for sins in Real Steel, one of the sloppiest and laziest father-son bonding movies in history. Sins aplenty. ...
|Sep. 08, 2015|
|4x69 Everything Wrong With Insurgent |
Insurgent. Picking up where Divergent left off, which you might remember is another film we didn't enjoy.
|Sep. 15, 2015|
|4x70 Everything Wrong With LOTR: The Two Towers - A ReRun |
|Sep. 17, 2015|
|4x71 Everything Wrong With How To Train Your Dragon |
|Sep. 22, 2015|
|4x72 Everything Wrong With Interstellar, Featuring Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson |
In order to truly dissect the sins of such a massive science fiction film like Interstellar, we once again turned to the smartest astrophysicist we know, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, for ...
|Sep. 29, 2015|
|4x73 Everything Wrong With WALL-E |
Well, this is one of our favorite Pixar movies ever, but it still has sins.
|Oct. 01, 2015|
|4x74 Everything Wrong With Hook |
In observance of the new Pan movie, we decided to go back to 1991 and look for sins in Spielberg's Hook. Guess what? We found some!
|Oct. 06, 2015|
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