Billy is an idealistic young man who is trapped in a boring life. He works in a tedious job in an undertaker's office with a permanently uptight employer, dates a soppy girl who fails to satisfy him emotionally or physically and lives with his parents and grandmother who stifle his personality. To forget about all of this, Billy escapes into his imagination and fantasizes his life away.

	1x01 Billy And The Party Spirit A constant source of annoyance to his father, Billy's imagination works overtime to transport him away from the mundanities of modern life at the funeral parlor.	Oct. 26, 1973
	1x02 Billy And The French Connection Billy's girlfriend Sandra is a student at Stradhoughton Art School. To Billy, painting means Paris and Paris means France, so his fantasies take on a distinctly Gallic flavor.	Nov. 02, 1973
	1x03 Billy And The Lost Weekend Billy's idea of a cultural weekend in Stratford-Upon-Avon doesn't necessarily involve any Shakespeare. Having persuaded his parents to let his fiancee accompany them he is foiled ...	Nov. 09, 1973
	1x04 Billy And The Monster Billy's father despairs of Billy's obsession with making model prehistoric monsters. In Billy's imagination, however, the models take on truly monstrous proportions!	Nov. 16, 1973
	1x05 Billy And The Cornish Split Billy acquires a model of a Concorde and dreams of being a wartime bomber pilot. His flight of fancy crash lands when he meets a freaked out hippie friend on his way to joining a ...	Nov. 23, 1973
	1x06 Billy And The Freudian Slip Billy's parents - in cahoots with Mr. Shadrack - send him to a psychiatrist, but it would appear that Dr. Smiley is not the best choice as medical adviser.	Nov. 30, 1973
	1x07 Billy And The Night In Billy and Barbara offer to babysit Grandma so his parents can go to the pub for a few hours. Billy has other plans, however, and they don't involve keeping Grandma company.	Dec. 07, 1973
	1x08 Billy And The Long Lunch Billy has a plan and that plan is simple - take Barbara for a mostly liquid lunch, escort her home and invite her to lie down on the sofa. Fate, however, has other ideas.	Dec. 14, 1973
	1x09 Billy And The Gift Of The Magi Billy has his heart set on a pair of bright yellow trousers for Christmas, but there are two problems. One - they're expensive, and two - his dad is determined that he should never ...	Dec. 21, 1973
	1x10 Billy And The Au Pair Barbara is planning the color of their new bathroom and scans through House and Home. Billy is more concerned with the contents of his own glossy magazine, however...	Dec. 28, 1973
	1x11 Billy And The Key Of The Door Billy's parents go away overnight to attend his uncle's funeral. His dad is decidedly apprehensive about leaving Billy alone with Gran, a situation which is escalated when Billy is ...	Jan. 04, 1974
	1x12 Billy And Pandora's Box Billy's magpie tendencies are well-known but happily concealed until his family find the key to his secret store cupboard. Its peculiar contents start a chain of events that no-one ...	Jan. 11, 1974
	1x13 Billy And The Alter Ego Billy's twin brother Boris is endowed with every virtue that Billy does not possess. He is shrewd, mature, ruthless, successful, wealthy and compassionate. Naturally, Billy's girlfriends ...	Jan. 18, 1974