Just Jack!

We've put together the best lines from Jack McFarland.

If Jack McFarland doesn't make you laugh, then you may want to see a doctor. Sean Hayes portrayed the over-the-top character on Will & Grace for eight seasons, a total of 194 episodes. And while his character wasn't necessarily the lead, he was definitely a fan favorite.

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Throughout the show's run, Jack delivered some of the funniest lines, not to mention, gestures and facial expressions. So, if you're searching for a laugh this morning, you've come to right place. We've put together a list of the character's best quotes. Enjoy!

15. "You know, anger doesn't really go with what you're wearing."

Jack McFarland Quotes anger doesnt look good on you


14. "I don't want to be an adult anymore . . . It's very hard!"

Jack McFarland Quotes its very hard


13. "There's no shame in getting old. There's only shame in getting ugly."

Jack McFarland Quotes being ugly


12. "It's important to remember what really matters: a cheap laugh at someone else's expense."

Jack McFarland Quotes what matters


11. "You brought liquor into a movie theater? That is so classy!"

Jack McFarland Quotes movie theater


10. "Darling, you, like your waist size, are not in your earlier thirties anymore."

Jack McFarland Quotes early thirties


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9. "If Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds taught us anything, it's that it's so much easier learning from attractive  people."

Jack McFarland Quotes dangerous minds


8. "You're my new best friend. Call me every five minutes."

Jack McFarland Quotes bestfriend


7. "Some people were born to dance. You were born to drink. If you could cut a rug like you lift a mug, I'd have something to work with."

Jack McFarland Quotes born to drink


6. "We hate her! We hate her more than the know-it-all daughter on the Gilmore Girls!"

Jack McFarland Quotes gilmore girls


5. "Women, can't live with them . . . End of sentence."

Jack McFarland Quotes women


4. "I don't care if he's rich or poor, fat or thin. Just as long as he's rich and thin."

Jack McFarland Quotes rich and thin


3. "I hope there's someone cute on the elevator. I'd love a deep, committed relationship for thirty floors or so."

Jack McFarland Quotes elevater


2. "But when you cry, you're ugly, sweetheart."

Jack McFarland Quotes ugly when you cry


1. "Just Jack!"

Jack McFarland Quotes just jack


Need more Will & Grace . . . and Jack? Don't miss this reunion episode:

Will & Grace Returns!


Cutter Slagle
Cutter Slagle

Cutter Slagle is the published author of horror, mystery, and suspense fiction. His debut novel was released in hardback last fall. He is currently a contributing columnist for Rage Monthly magazine. Cutter earned a degree in English and minor in creative writing from The Ohio State University. He lives in Southern California where he continues to write.

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