15 Hilarious Quotes from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'

To get you through the day, we've complied some of the best quotes from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!

Maybe I am just feeling a little nostalgic today, but something about reading quotes from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air instantly puts me in a great mood. Wills' one liners, Geoffrey's sarcasm and Carlton's naive nature (and of course the Carlton dance!) always added great humor to the show. To get you through the day, we've compiled some of the best quotes from the show!

Carlton: "Will, while your in training you must stay away from fats, chocolates and women."
Will: "Damn, I should really cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman."

Uncle Phil: "Geoffrey, get me my tools."
Geoffrey: "You mean your knife and fork?"

Vivian: "It seems like just the other day I was wiping the tears from Carlton's eyes."
Will: "It was just the other day aunt viv, I told you Jurassic park was too scary for him."

Uncle Phil: "Back in college, I had a professor named Matthew Langford. The man changed my life. You want to know how? He challenged me."
Will: "To what? A pie-eating contest?"

“I ain’t no bungee expert or nothin’, but I don’t think he’s supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.” - Will

“My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent” - Jazz

Carlton: "Ashley you take out the garbage"
Ashley: "Why me?"
Carlton: "Because I am bigger than you!"
Will: "See that's not fair, thats only cause you got them shoe lifts in there"
Carlton: "They're not lifts. I doubled up on the odor eaters”

“What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will.” - Will

Carlton: "I'm talking about my date. She worships the ground I walk on."
Will: No, man, she's just looking for loose change.'

"Baby. You look so good. I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all."- Will

“Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can’t afford new clothes, so he just doesn’t grow!”- Will

Carlton: "Will, let me tell you a little story about the grasshopper and the ant."
Will: "I don't really feel like hearing about you and your little friends, ok?"

Will: "What if he told you that you couldn't wear plaid anymore?"
Carlton: "Don't joke about that, Will"

"Anytime you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad"- Will

Carlton: "I can feel her undressing me with her eyes."
Will: "I don't think so, man. She's not laughing"

Did you miss Alfonso Ribeiro perform the Carlton on Dancing with the Stars? Catch it below!!

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