I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's dick. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarrassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's dick. Not once!!!!!!
6 weeks ago