Aug. 07, 2005
30 min.
Showtime TV Network

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After her husband's sudden death, suburban single mother Nancy Botwin decides to sell weed to support her family. She soon learn how to make her business grow even more and, before you know it, naive soccer mom becomes involved in drug dealing and Mexican organized crime. Now, she is finally ready to make a fresh start in the Big Apple or at least she thinks so..

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Kevin Nealon has established himself as one of the premier television, theatrical, and stand up comedians ...

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Nancy's friend and business partner has an uncanny inability to think before he speaks. Doug's unfiltered wisecracking lands him — and his good bud Andy — in one sticky situation after another. Perhaps the only thing he loves more than a fat stash is a wad of cash, which is why he's recently embarked on a joint venture with Nancy's son Silas.

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Agent Melnick: One of you better start talking, or you're both going down, because we do not fuck around at the SEC.
Doug Wilson: SEC? I've heard of you guys. Yeah, you guys have those federal pension plans tied up with our Mainstay Fund.
Agent #2: What's he talking about?
Nancy Botwin: [to Doug] What ARE you talking about?
Doug Wilson: [to Nancy] Burnt orange. I see numbers as colors. I'll explain later. [to SEC agents] Five years ago, Uncle Sam bet your retirement funds on our good judgment. It's all right in the files. If we go down, you go down. That's right, meatball. Not only are you gonna let the two of us off the hook, but you're going to give your bosses in DC a ring. Make sure that our firm's road to success is paved with the Feds' good graces, plenty of deregulation, and a laissez-faire sense of letting us do our goddamn job. What's the matter, Agent Scary Lips? Are your scary lips tasting my hairy shit? Are they tasting Doug Wilson's world famous beef stew? How's it going down? Kinda spicy, right? [laughs] You guys are so fucked right now, all I can think about is your wife and a horse. But go ahead. Take us down. Watch our shares plummet, if you want to retire with our dick in your ass. But it's a whole lot sunnier in Florida.
Nancy Botwin: [Flabbergasted] Doug Wilson, Jesus Christ.
Agent Melnick: Okay... We need think about this.
Doug Wilson: No way. I'm free to go, same goes for her.
Nancy Botwin: [to DEA agents] So, no halfway house? No parole? No calling your friends at the DEA?
Agent #2: He doesn't have any friends at the DEA. Do you, Melnick? [Pokes him] Do you, Melnick?
Agent Melnick: [Defeated] No, I don't have any friends at the DEA.
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