Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 22, 2003
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
CBS TV Network
Genre

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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Character Bio

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Rose (portrayed by Melanie Lynskey) is another character from Two and a Half Men, she's Charlie's neighbour. She and Charlie had a one night stand a little time before the series started, and during this event we are to believe she glued his testicles (he still has the bald patch, and the comb over is fooling no one)) to his thigh. Rose has been stalking Charlie ever since. Her father is portrayed by Martin Sheen, the father of Charlie Sheen (who portrays Charlie Harper), when her father had sex with Evelyn he started stalking her just like his daughter stalks Charlie. Her family is also quite rich and owns many Banks. Their wealth is not only down to Banking, but the Oil Industry also. She often climbs the deck, ignoring the stairs. For understandable reasons, this activity is regarded as odd and is a running joke. She finds Alan dorky and annoying, like most people. Alan finds her pathetic and frightening. She seems to be the only person who's life is worse than his. She's often giving Alan and Charlie amateur therapy--like a lot of therapists, she seems to be unbalanced herself and has taken up the practice so she can self-medicate.

Rose has five pet ferrets, all of whom are comically named Charlie (ambiguously suggesting either an affection for the Human namesake, or an obvious acknowledgment of her dislike for Charlie's ways).

She also made the CharlieHarperSucks.com website in the episode "Last chance to see those tattoos.

Education

Rose is magnificently educated, having earned her Undergraduate Degree in two years from Princeton University and she also has a Masters Degree in Behavioral Psychology.

Rose appears to use her educated skills in I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey to help Charlie and Alan when they have a brotherly dispute.



Episode Screenshots

11x05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Season 11, Episode 05
03x07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Season 3, Episode 07
03x12 - That Special Tug
Season 3, Episode 12
07x15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
Season 7, Episode 15
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Rose Quotes

11x08 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room Season 11 / Episode 8: - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

Rose: When your sink is clogged, you call a plumber. When your car breaks down, you call a mechanic. When you have a dangerous psychopath after you, you call me.
09x11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip Season 9 / Episode 11: - What a Lovely Landing Strip

Rose: [Bridget is spying on Walden and Zoey through the glass doors] Did he break your heart?
Bridget Schmidt: [Bridget turns, sees Rose standing beside her, and screams but covers her mouth] Who are you?
Rose: It doesn't matter. Do you want him back or do you want him to suffer?
Bridget Schmidt: I don't know.
Rose: That's all right. Oftentimes they're the same thing.
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