A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
A common joke of sorts was someone saying she was twenty two and she would reply "22 and a half."
|Season 4 / Episode 18: - It Never Rains in Hooterville|
Jake Harper: So, when are you gonna be on TV?
Kandi: I have to pass the audition first. Let's not put the cart before the whores.
Alan Harper: Horse.
Kandi: [clears throat] Maybe a little. I've been rehearsing all day.
|Season 4 / Episode 11: - Walnuts and Demerol|
Herb: I'm a doctor.
Kandi: Are you a doctor like Alan, or are you a real doctor?
Herb: I'm a pediatrician.
Kandi: Oh, you do feet.
Herb: No, children.
Kandi: Isn't that illegal?
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