A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Played by Conchata Ferrell, Berta is the maid for the Harper Family.Berta likes to see things blow up for the Harper brothers and she does not like being bossed around or even being called Charlie's "maid". Throughout the series, hints are made at her being bisexual. She has flirted with Teddy Leopold and several other male house guests. She has a younger sister named Daisy, with whom she does not get along. She also has a number of daughters and granddaughters, whom she herself categorizes as sleazy and easy.Occasionally these relations accompany her when she goes to work, such as her daughter Naomi or her granddaughter Prudence. She also have another granddaughter, Brittany Pam which is Naomi's daughter. In season 2 Berta has fun with Alan and Charlie by teasing both of them and saying to herself "My Pets".
|Season 10 / Episode 9: - I Scream When I Pee|
Walden Schmidt: Happy birthday! [shows Berta a brand new Chevrolet Camaro in her driveway]
Berta: Sweet Georgia Brown! You better not be screwing with me.
Walden Schmidt: No. You always said it was your dream car, and today your dream's come true. [gives her the key to the car]
Berta: Oh! C'mere, you big old talking taco! [wraps Walden in a bear hug]
Walden Schmidt: Oh, oh... there's one condition.
Berta: Okay. You wanna do it in the house or on the hood of the car?
Walden Schmidt: No. [voice lowers] Alan can never find out about this.
Lyndsey Mackelroy: [cut to Lyndsey and Kandi in bed] Alan can never find out about this.
|Season 10 / Episode 4: - You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For|
Berta: [after first meeting Missi] That, my friends, is what you get when hillbillies have unprotected sex with hummingbirds.
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