3x18 The Visit
First Aired: Jul. 29, 2002 on FOX
Summary: Despite supposedly being in a mental institution, Juanita visits Titus at a bad time. Titus and Erin are trying to adopt Amy, and a visit by an insane mother probably will not help their chances in adopting Amy.
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Christopher Titus: Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die. And then some. Mum, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mum.
Christopher Titus: Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children. Because, if you raise a kid with only love and support, I guarantee that kid will be in rehab by the time he is sixteen. Why ? Because you never introduced him to mister back-of-your-hand. You know why I only broke into a liquor store once ? 'Cos my father introduced me to mister back-of-his-hand. And it's wiley side-kick. Mister foot-in-my-ass.