Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jun. 02, 2002
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
HBO TV Network
Genre

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01x02 - The Detail Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Detail

Det. Shakima 'Kima' Greggs: Who we got to fuck in this town to get a real office?
01x02 - The Detail Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Detail

Det. Ellis Carver: Kima, if you don't my asking, when was it that you first figured that you liked women better than men?
Det. Shakima 'Kima' Greggs: I mind you asking.
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Det. Ellis Carver: What he means to say is that we are effective deterrent in the war on drugs when we are on the street.
Det. Thomas Hauk: Fucking motherfuckers up.
Det. Ellis Carver: Indeed.
Det. Thomas Hauk: Fuck the paperwork. Collect bodies, split heads.
Det. Ellis Carver: Split 'em wide.
Det. Thomas Hauk: The Western District way.
Det. Ellis Carver: A'ight.
Shakima Greggs: You rogue motherfuckers kill me. Fighting the war on drugs, one brutality case at a time.
Det. Ellis Carver: You can't even call this shit a war.
Det. Thomas Hauk: Why not?
Det. Ellis Carver: Wars end.
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: [epigraph]... when it's not your turn.
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Det. Frank Barlow: Think I give a fuck? I'll be chalkin' you off one night.
Russell 'Stringer' Bell: You have a nice day.
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Sgt. Jay Landsman: [referring to McNulty and Bunk] Look at 'em, Cole. Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants?
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland: [to McNulty] There you go. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: I got to ask you. If every time Snotboogie would grab the money and run away, why'd you even let him in the game?
Snot Boogie's Friend: What?
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Snot Boogie's Friend: Got to. It's America, man.
01x01 - The Target Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Target

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: So your boy's name was what?
Snot Boogie's Friend: Snot.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: You called the guy "Snot"?
Snot Boogie's Friend: Snot Boogie, yeah.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Snot Boogie? He like the name?
Snot Boogie's Friend: What?
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Snot Boogie?


Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: This kid, whose mama went to the trouble to christen him Omar Isaiah Betts... You know, he forgets his jacket, his nose starts running and some asshole, instead of giving him a Kleenex, he calls him "Snot". So he's Snot forever. Doesn't seem fair.
Snot Boogie's Friend: Life just be that way, I guess.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. William Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.
Det. Ray Cole: I got laid last night.
Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Moreland: I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.
Moreland: Okay then. I ain't that humble.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

DA Pearlman: What's the worst thing on a woman? A drunken Irishman.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Dennis 'Cutty' Wise: The game done changed...
Slim Charles: Game's the same, just got more fierce.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Avon Barksdale: I ain't no suit-wearin' businessman like you... you know I'm just a gangsta I suppose...
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. William Moreland: Them Greeks sure have some weird-ass names.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Hey, don't knock the Greeks. They invented civilization.
Det. William Moreland: Yeah, and ass-fucking, too.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Brother Mouzone: I see you favor a .45.
Omar: At night I do. And I keeps one in the chamber in case you ponderin'.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Omar: All in the game yo, all in the game.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: All those mopes in bracelets and not one of them named Osama.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Sgt. Jay Landsman: For you I would suggest some pantsuits, perhaps muted in color, something to offset Detective Moreland's pinstripe lawyerly affectations and the brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon. Rawls is watching on this one, let's at least pretend like we got a fucking clue.
Freamon: Tweedy impertinence? I like that.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Avon Barksdale: Fucked up, man. Ay... y'all ask me y'all ugly ass niggas shouldn't be in here fuckin' around with all these guns and shit...
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Brother Mouzone: You're the perfect bait. They will view you as conflicted, your homophobia is so visceral.
Lamar: See that. I haven't even walked in the place yet and you're already calling me a cocksucker.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Dep. Comm.: What's this Sobotka to you?
Maj. Stanislaus 'Stan' Valchek: He's an asshole.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Freamon: A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: [during interrogation] All right, we'll call you Boris...
Sergei 'Serge' Malatov: [sighs] Boris... why always Boris?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. William Moreland: [repeated line to McNulty] Happy now, bitch?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

State Sen. R. Clayton 'Clay' Davis: SHIIIIIT
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: What the fuck did I do?
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Lt. Dennis Mello: [repeated line at end of role call] Don't get captured!

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