10x14 I'm With Cupid
First Aired: Feb. 14, 1999 on FOX
Summary: When Apu finds increasingly elaborate ways of expressing his love for his wife, the men of Springfield feel as though they're being shown up in the romance department. Singer Elton John's arrival at the airport is the last straw--assuming he's in town at Apu's request, the Springfield men,…
Main Characters in this Episode
Elton John: That's my name. Well, not really.
Apu: I hate to sound like a screaming fan, but...
Elton John: That maniac nearly killed us.
Apu: Shall I "Take You to the Pilot?" You see, because that is your song.
Elton John: I hear you.
Apu: Yes, "Somebody Saved Your Life Tonight."
Elton John: Cut it out.
Apu: Oh, well, "The Bitch is Back."