No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
[Bob calls Birch Barlow's show during a prison riot] I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?" [ducks a flying sink] Oh really now, this is a personal call!
Bart, by special order of the Mayor's office, you're being held back.Bart:
Oh, I have to repeat the fourth grade?Principal Skinner:
Yes, but not for four or five years. Bart, you're going to kindergarten.Bart:
[pops champagne] Ha!