Type
Scripted
Premiered
Dec. 17, 1989
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
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Marge Simpson The Simpsons

Marge Simpson

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Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
Julie Kavner is an American film and television actress, comedian and voice artist. Noted for her role ...

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Marge Simpson Quotes

24x08 - To Cur With Love Season 24 / Episode 8: - To Cur With Love

Homer Simpson: Well, I can't lift anything this heavy without my weightlifting belt. [Bends down to reach belt, but cracks his back and moans]
Marge Simpson: You know you can't lift your weightlifting belt without wearing your weightlifting belt.
24x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Cool Season 24 / Episode 7: - The Day the Earth Stood Cool

Marge Simpson: [Picks up copy of The Onion] "Scientists Prove That Cat Heaven Is Real But People Heaven Is Not"? That's so sad.
Emily: No, Marge. It's not a real headline. It's satire.
Marge Simpson: Oh, satire. And these fake movie reviews are so mean, they're hilarious!
Emily: No, those are real reviews.
Marge Simpson: Great newspaper.
24x06 - A Tree Grows in Springfield Season 24 / Episode 6: - A Tree Grows in Springfield

Marge Simpson: Homer, don't you think you're putting all your eggs on one basket?
Homer Simpson: What do you want me to do, put each egg on one basket?
Marge Simpson: Hmm, I guess you're right. I better scratch that off my list of things to say.
24x03 - Adventures in Baby-Getting Season 24 / Episode 3: - Adventures in Baby-Getting

Marge Simpson: The reason I don't want this car is because... I want to have another baby.
Homer Simpson: An on-purpose baby?
24x02 - Treehouse of Horror XXIII Season 24 / Episode 2: - Treehouse of Horror XXIII

Marge Simpson: Quit bageling my English muffin!
24x02 - Treehouse of Horror XXIII Season 24 / Episode 2: - Treehouse of Horror XXIII

Marge Simpson: [to a group of Homer's descendants] I just realized I married the wrong man. I was meant to be with all of you. [a Homer in skins and a club grunts at her incoherently] Even you, caveman Homer.
Homer Simpson: That's Renaissance Homer.
24x01 - Moonshine River Season 24 / Episode 1: - Moonshine River

Marge Simpson: Our search for culture is thus concluded / For which the bard of Avon is well suited / In a stage production with cell phones muted. Geez, I can't stop talking like that.
23x21 - Ned ‘N Edna’s Blend Season 23 / Episode 21: - Ned ‘N Edna’s Blend

Homer Simpson: Welcome to married life. Another good man bites the dust.
Marge Simpson: Homer!
Homer Simpson: What? I'm talking about that guy. [Points to man on the next bed, who is flatlining and being carted out] I sure envy him.
23x18 - Beware My Cheating Bart Season 23 / Episode 18: - Beware My Cheating Bart

Homer Simpson: She walked away, and she slammed the door. What does it mean?
Marge Simpson: It means that I'm mad!
Homer Simpson: That is such a first take answer.
23x15 - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart Season 23 / Episode 15: - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart

Lisa Simpson: I don't think dad is coming.
Marge Simpson: [Looking at a painting of Homer as a horse's ass] I can see how this show isn't to his liking.
23x14 - At Long Last Leave Season 23 / Episode 14: - At Long Last Leave

Bart Simpson: How you doing, Mr. Assange?
Julian Assange: That's my personal information and you have no right to know about it. Hey, but we're neighbors. Would you like to come over for a movie sometime?
Marge Simpson: Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered?
Julian Assange: Don't be ridiculous. It's an Afghan wedding being bombed.
Homer Simpson: Well I have a really big secret for you. [whispers] I'm not wearing any underwear.
Julian Assange: You know, you should really get out less.
23x14 - At Long Last Leave Season 23 / Episode 14: - At Long Last Leave

Marge Simpson: It says here we have to stay inside the shelter for three hours.
Homer Simpson: So if you have to fart, do it now.
Marge Simpson: Homer! What if those were your last words on Earth?
Homer Simpson: Honey, you know my last words will be "I can outrun that lion."
23x14 - At Long Last Leave Season 23 / Episode 14: - At Long Last Leave

Moe Szyslak: The monsters are here!
Marge Simpson: Moe, it's us. We've been your friends for years.
Moe Szyslak: The queen monster is coming on to me!
23x14 - At Long Last Leave Season 23 / Episode 14: - At Long Last Leave

Mayor Quimby: Marge, you're a kind, compassionate woman who makes us see your family in a new light.
Marge Simpson: Thank you.
Mayor Quimby: Which is why you're the worst Simpson of all!
23x13 - The Daughter Also Rises Season 23 / Episode 13: - The Daughter Also Rises

Marge Simpson: It's a beautiful day outside. No more watching TV.
Bart Simpson: Little does she know that our viewing platforms are multi.
23x11 - The D'oh-cial Network Season 23 / Episode 11: - The D'oh-cial Network

Marge Simpson: Homer, stop watching movies that are playing on other people's cars.
Homer Simpson: Oh, but I'm invested in the characters.
23x11 - The D'oh-cial Network Season 23 / Episode 11: - The D'oh-cial Network

Homer Simpson: This new computer is great. I'm watching a Sofia Coppola movie at twenty times the speed so that it looks like a regular movie.
Marge Simpson: I think it just froze. No, wait. That bird just moved.
23x10 - Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson Season 23 / Episode 10: - Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson

Lisa Simpson: Dad, how could you choose Ted Nugent for president? He's a right-wing rocker who likes everything I hate!
Bart Simpson: Could there be anyone more awesomer?
Ted Nugent: Who wants elk? [Throws a dead elk on the table; Lisa screams and runs away]
Marge Simpson: My daughter is a vegetarian.
Ted Nugent: That's okay. She can nibble on one of the antlers. Antlers ain't meat.
23x10 - Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson Season 23 / Episode 10: - Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson: Homer, you can win this argument. Just rant like you do to sports on TV.
23x09 - Holidays Of Future Passed Season 23 / Episode 9: - Holidays Of Future Passed

Lisa Simpson: Sometimes I wish strangling your children was still legal.
Marge Simpson: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
23x08 - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Season 23 / Episode 8: - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

Marge Simpson: What was your favorite thing at the museum?
Lisa Simpson: I liked the knowledgeable docents.
Bart Simpson: I liked the early closing time.
23x08 - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Season 23 / Episode 8: - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

Marge Simpson: Wasn't that show just a rip-off of The Honeymooners?
Homer Simpson: Every show is a rip-off of The Honeymooners. Baby, you're the greatest.
Marge Simpson: Oh, Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens... I mean, Homer.
23x07 - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants Season 23 / Episode 7: - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants

Bart Simpson: You want me to read to Lisa? You might as well ask me to kiss her.
Marge Simpson: If you kissed your sister, that would be lovely.
Bart Simpson: All right! I'll read to her!
Homer Simpson: And kiss her.
Lisa Simpson: Doesn't anyone want my opinion on this?
23x07 - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants Season 23 / Episode 7: - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants

Homer Simpson: My coworkers are like family, but in many ways my family is like family.
Marge Simpson: Homer, I gave you three kids.
Homer Simpson: Whose side are you on?
Marge Simpson: Your side! I've always been on your side!
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: This is nice. A family fun day.
Homer Simpson: [to kids] Here's fifty bucks. [hands kids $50 bill] For the next two hours, I don't want to know you exist. [laughs]


Homer Simpson: Family fun day. [kisses Marge]
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room. And a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full! So, you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: Yay!
Homer Simpson: This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball, and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...
Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: Video game convention!
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: The kids sure had a good time with you.
Homer Simpson: Yeah, I was on today. Scary on.
Marge Simpson: How come they never call me Fun Mom?
Homer Simpson: Look, honey. A family's like a team. And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee.
Marge Simpson: It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
Homer Simpson: OK, OK. How about this: Next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day?
Marge Simpson: What if, we rolled pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer Simpson: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: Why do old squirrels crawl into my engine to die?
23x04 - Replaceable You Season 23 / Episode 4: - Replaceable You

Homer Simpson: I learned something today. Did you know that my work is the reason I get those checks every week? And now that I've been demoted, those checks have gotten smaller. Not in physical size, but in...
Marge Simpson: I know!
23x03 - Treehouse of Horror XXII Season 23 / Episode 3: - Treehouse of Horror XXII

Lisa Simpson: Halloween is over, and that means one thing: the beginning of Christmas shopping season. Time to pump some blood into our failing economy.
Marge Simpson: Remember, no home-made gifts. A single sweater can cost 27 Americans their jobs.
Moe Szyslak: And don't forget, Christmas is a good time to pick up alcoholism. You have to deal with your relatives 365 days a year. Leave at least one day for your bartender.

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