Type
Scripted
Premiered
Dec. 17, 1989
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
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Marge Simpson The Simpsons

Marge Simpson

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Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
Julie Kavner is an American film and television actress, comedian and voice artist. Noted for her role ...

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Marge Simpson Quotes

23x08 - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Season 23 / Episode 8: - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

Marge Simpson: What was your favorite thing at the museum?
Lisa Simpson: I liked the knowledgeable docents.
Bart Simpson: I liked the early closing time.
23x08 - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Season 23 / Episode 8: - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

Marge Simpson: Wasn't that show just a rip-off of The Honeymooners?
Homer Simpson: Every show is a rip-off of The Honeymooners. Baby, you're the greatest.
Marge Simpson: Oh, Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens... I mean, Homer.
23x07 - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants Season 23 / Episode 7: - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants

Bart Simpson: You want me to read to Lisa? You might as well ask me to kiss her.
Marge Simpson: If you kissed your sister, that would be lovely.
Bart Simpson: All right! I'll read to her!
Homer Simpson: And kiss her.
Lisa Simpson: Doesn't anyone want my opinion on this?
23x07 - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants Season 23 / Episode 7: - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants

Homer Simpson: My coworkers are like family, but in many ways my family is like family.
Marge Simpson: Homer, I gave you three kids.
Homer Simpson: Whose side are you on?
Marge Simpson: Your side! I've always been on your side!
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: This is nice. A family fun day.
Homer Simpson: [to kids] Here's fifty bucks. [hands kids $50 bill] For the next two hours, I don't want to know you exist. [laughs]


Homer Simpson: Family fun day. [kisses Marge]
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room. And a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full! So, you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: Yay!
Homer Simpson: This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball, and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...
Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: Video game convention!
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: The kids sure had a good time with you.
Homer Simpson: Yeah, I was on today. Scary on.
Marge Simpson: How come they never call me Fun Mom?
Homer Simpson: Look, honey. A family's like a team. And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee.
Marge Simpson: It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
Homer Simpson: OK, OK. How about this: Next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day?
Marge Simpson: What if, we rolled pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer Simpson: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
23x05 - The Food Wife Season 23 / Episode 5: - The Food Wife

Marge Simpson: Why do old squirrels crawl into my engine to die?
23x04 - Replaceable You Season 23 / Episode 4: - Replaceable You

Homer Simpson: I learned something today. Did you know that my work is the reason I get those checks every week? And now that I've been demoted, those checks have gotten smaller. Not in physical size, but in...
Marge Simpson: I know!
23x03 - Treehouse of Horror XXII Season 23 / Episode 3: - Treehouse of Horror XXII

Lisa Simpson: Halloween is over, and that means one thing: the beginning of Christmas shopping season. Time to pump some blood into our failing economy.
Marge Simpson: Remember, no home-made gifts. A single sweater can cost 27 Americans their jobs.
Moe Szyslak: And don't forget, Christmas is a good time to pick up alcoholism. You have to deal with your relatives 365 days a year. Leave at least one day for your bartender.
23x02 - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts Season 23 / Episode 2: - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts

Homer Simpson: Bart, I'm going to ask you about something I read in a magazine. Are you boys in here cyberbullying?
Jimbo Jones: How could we? We're all together, and we're not using computers.
Homer Simpson: Marge, I parented!
Marge Simpson: That's great, honey. Come down for chocolate milk and a brownie.
Homer Simpson: So long, suckers.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Edna Krabappel: In all my years of teaching, I've never raised my hand at a student.
Homer Simpson: But you learned. You grew.
Marge Simpson: Homer! You never strike a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.
22x21 - 500 Keys Season 22 / Episode 21: - 500 Keys

Marge Simpson: Stop, Pooter Toot! Other people might be offended by your slightly off-color antics.
22x20 - Homer Scissorhands Season 22 / Episode 20: - Homer Scissorhands

Homer Simpson: One hundred dollars? Marge, how much is that in smackeroos?
Marge Simpson: A hundred.
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
22x20 - Homer Scissorhands Season 22 / Episode 20: - Homer Scissorhands

Marge Simpson: Well, Newsweek says it's good to change careers, right after they laid off all their editors.
22x20 - Homer Scissorhands Season 22 / Episode 20: - Homer Scissorhands

Marge Simpson: Oh, Homer, you make my toes curl. You really know how to please a woman.
Homer Simpson: As long as I don't have to lose weight or change my pants.
22x20 - Homer Scissorhands Season 22 / Episode 20: - Homer Scissorhands

Marge Simpson: Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barbery, Patty and Selma have been getting compliments all day at the DMV.
Abraham Simpson: You two look good. Open-casket good!
22x20 - Homer Scissorhands Season 22 / Episode 20: - Homer Scissorhands

Homer Simpson: [Gasp] A hundred dollars! Marge, how much is that in smackeroos?
Marge Simpson: A hundred.
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
22x20 - Homer Scissorhands Season 22 / Episode 20: - Homer Scissorhands

Marge Simpson: Homie, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer Simpson: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.
22x19 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Season 22 / Episode 19: - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Homer Simpson: Yes! I am so happy I lived to see this day. He did give her the kiss of death, right?
Marge Simpson: No!
Homer Simpson: [disappointed groan] Aww! I decorated her car for nothing.

22x19 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Season 22 / Episode 19: - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Homer Simpson: Well, if it isn't Before and After. Blob and blob lite. Tweedle-yuck and Tweedle-yech.
Fat Tony: Ahem! Am I interrupting anything?
Homer Simpson: Fat Tony! I was just complimenting your beautiful wife while insulting her identical twin.
Marge Simpson: You'll have to excuse my husband. He says things without thinking first. And ten seconds later...
Homer Simpson: [scared] Oooh! My god!
22x19 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Season 22 / Episode 19: - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Comic Book Guy: And how do you know the bride?
Marge Simpson: I'm her sister! And you?
Comic Book Guy: I bought her pool table on Craig's List. Consider yourself slighted.
22x19 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Season 22 / Episode 19: - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Tushie: You two look so pale. But don't worry. Every light here is a tanning light.
Marge Simpson: Can you read by them?
Tushie: You know, no one's ever tried.
22x19 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Season 22 / Episode 19: - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Homer Simpson: Cant we stay a little longer? The Occurrence and I were going to go get broiled.
Marge Simpson: Sorry, The Occurrence, but to use your lingo, I have to be "that guy".
The Occurence: Whoa, whoa! You don't want to be that guy?
Homer Simpson: I don't want to be that guy, but she's making me be that guy.
Marge Simpson: Enough!
22x18 - The Great Simpsina Season 22 / Episode 18: - The Great Simpsina

Homer Simpson: Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?
Marge Simpson: Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.
Homer Simpson: What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?
22x17 - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing Season 22 / Episode 17: - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing

Marge Simpson: Homer, the game is right here. [points to football field inside stadium]
Homer Simpson: [chuckles] Oh, that's right! I hope you kids are enjoying yourselves today, because you and your children will be paying for this place long after the team moves to another city.
22x17 - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing Season 22 / Episode 17: - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing

Marge Simpson: You've destroyed our son's self-esteem.
Homer Simpson: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place.
22x17 - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing Season 22 / Episode 17: - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing

Homer Simpson: But I don't want to go to parenting class. All the other neglectful parents will make fun of me. They're so cliquey.
Marge Simpson: You'll be all right. You always are.
Homer Simpson: Oh, I miss my friends from drunk driving class. They were so cool.
22x17 - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing Season 22 / Episode 17: - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing

Marge Simpson: So whatever you did to my husband was too effective.
Dr. Zander: Yes, one of the most common complaints about therapy.
22x16 - A Midsummer’s Nice Dream Season 22 / Episode 16: - A Midsummer’s Nice Dream

Marge Simpson: And remember, don't indulge in any sin except gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.
Homer Simpson: Relax, sweetie. I'm gonna come back so horny and angry.

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