Type
Scripted
Premiered
Dec. 17, 1989
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
FOX TV Network
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Edna Krabappel The Simpsons

Edna Krabappel

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Marcia WallaceMarcia Wallace
Some might have easily doled out the phrase "laughing on the outside, crying on the inside" ...

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Edna Krabappel Quotes

24x15 - Black-Eyed Please Season 24 / Episode 15: - Black-Eyed Please

Edna Krabappel: Honey, I know you feel guilty that you cold-cocked Homer.
Ned Flanders: Please don't say that word in bed.
24x15 - Black-Eyed Please Season 24 / Episode 15: - Black-Eyed Please

Edna Krabappel: Only one way to get rid of her: the nuclear option.
Homer Simpson: How much plutonium do you need? I must warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.
24x01 - Moonshine River Season 24 / Episode 1: - Moonshine River

Bart Simpson: I need someone to dance with so I can zing my sister.
Edna Krabappel: All right, but you'll have to do your homework. Just kidding. I've given up on you long ago.
Bart Simpson: Just move your girdle, Yertil.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Principal Seymour Skinner: Edna, control your student. He's ruined more school assemblies than the sun in the northern window.
Edna Krabappel: I tried, but he's uncontrollable. Frowny stickers mean nothing to him.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Edna Krabappel: In all my years of teaching, I've never raised my hand at a student.
Homer Simpson: But you learned. You grew.
Marge Simpson: Homer! You never strike a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Edna Krabappel: So I get paid to do nothing all day?
Principal Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Superintendent Chalmers: Who's in charge of this meeting, Skinner?
Homer Simpson: [whispers to Marge] I thought I was.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Bart Simpson: You shouldn't be punished for something I did. You should just go unpunished forever.
Edna Krabappel: Half-assed apology accepted.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Edna Krabappel: You made a dummy of me?
Bart Simpson: I use it to workshop my pranks.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Edna Krabappel: You're darn lucky to have Ned Flanders as a neighbor.
Ned Flanders: Language.
Homer Simpson: Yeah, language.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Superintendent Chalmers: Now to turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner. [White clumps fall out of air conditioner]
Edna Krabappel: Is that ice?
Superintendent Chalmers: No, spider egg sacs. [Spiders hatch and crawl into mouth of sleeping man] He's a science teacher. He'll know what to do.
22x22 - The Ned-Liest Catch Season 22 / Episode 22: - The Ned-Liest Catch

Edna Krabappel: I'm proud I dated all those men.
Comic Book Guy: [shouting from outside the window] I still wear your bra!
Edna Krabappel: Maybe not proud. I'm stuck with it.
22x17 - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing Season 22 / Episode 17: - Love Is A Many Strangled Thing

Edna Krabappel: Bart Simpson. What would your father say if he knew what you were doing?
Bart Simpson: He'd say, "I'm a grown man who's scared of my son."
Edna Krabappel: I find that hard to believe.
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah? Look.


Homer Simpson: [writing "I'm a grown man who's afraid of his own son" on chalkboard] How many more, sir?
Bart Simpson: Fill the board, then wash my car. [Tosses set of keys at Homer]
Homer Simpson: But these are my keys!
Bart Simpson: What was that?
Homer Simpson: My keys... ter is ready for another whooping, sir.
22x10 - Moms I'd Like To Forget Season 22 / Episode 10: - Moms I'd Like To Forget

Nelson Muntz: [Sprays Gatorade on Mrs. Krabappel after a dogeball game]
Edna Krabappel: Hey! I'm not the coach!
Nelson Muntz: I know... I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.
Edna Krabappel: [Put a hand to her chest and smile at Nelson]
22x07 - How Munched is that Birdie in the Window? Season 22 / Episode 7: - How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?

Edna Krabappel: I won't ask who sent the message if I can use the pigeon to send an message of my own.
Bart Simpson: As long as we're not learning.
Edna Krabappel: Deal.
21x14 - Postcards From the Wedge Season 21 / Episode 14: - Postcards From the Wedge

Edna Krabappel: Bart, you had a month to do that assigment. You started thirty minutes ago.
Bart Simpson: Thank you, thank you.
Edna Krabappel: That wasn't a compliment. You have crushed my dreams of teaching ever since I saw "To Sir With Love" as a little girl.
Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha! You're old!
Edna Krabappel: It was on VHS in the '80s.
Nelson Muntz: Outdated medium. I stand by my "Ha-ha!"
21x05 - The Devil Wears Nada Season 21 / Episode 5: - The Devil Wears Nada

Edna Krabappel: Today, we're going to read about Washington crossing the Delaware.
Nelson Muntz: I'd rather see Bart's mom in her underwear.
Edna Krabappel: The British side was under the command of General Howe.
Nelson Muntz: I give Bart's mom a general wow!
Bart Simpson: Stop that, she's my mom!
Nelson Muntz: Keep-away with Bart's mom! [Throws calendar to Milhouse]
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, Mrs. S. You can tuck me in anytime.
Bart Simpson: [Aims slingshot at Milhouse] Okay, buddy. Lower the eyebrows, nice and easy. [Milhouse lowers one eyebrow] Now the other one. [Milhouse lowers the other eyebrow, but then raises it again; Bart hits him with slingshot]
Milhouse Van Houten: Ow! It's stuck! Now I'll have a quizzical expression all day.
Nelson Muntz: I'd like to get quizzical with Bart's mom. [Bart tackles Nelson and they fight]
21x02 - Bart Gets A 'Z' Season 21 / Episode 2: - Bart Gets A 'Z'

Bart Simpson: You need to go out once in a while. When was the last time you washed your hair?
Edna Krabappel: Two weeks ago.
Bart Simpson: That's better than me, but you still need to go out.
21x02 - Bart Gets A 'Z' Season 21 / Episode 2: - Bart Gets A 'Z'

Ned Flanders: One cran bran for the Flan man.
Bart Simpson: Here you go.
Edna Krabappel: What did he ask for?
Bart Simpson: Beats me. I just gave him a banana.
21x02 - Bart Gets A 'Z' Season 21 / Episode 2: - Bart Gets A 'Z'

Edna Krabappel: You know why they call it a choir? Because choir we listening to this crap?
15x17 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding Season 15 / Episode 17: - My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Edna Krabappel: Aww, that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard... which is kind of sad when you think about it.
15x08 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays Season 15 / Episode 8: - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays

Bart Simpson: Make me write something on the chalkboard a thousand times.
Edna Krabappel: We all got tired of that chalkboard years ago.
13x02 - The Parent Rap Season 13 / Episode 2: - The Parent Rap

Edna Krabappel: Okay, now who can pick out the predicate in this sentence?
Homer Simpson: Ahhh!
Edna Krabappel: What is it now, Bart?
Bart Simpson: Night terrors.
Homer Simpson: Ahh! Cobras!
11x02 - Brother's Little Helper Season 11 / Episode 2: - Brother's Little Helper

Edna Krabappel: [monotonous and indifferent] No, stop, think of the children.
09x18 - This Little Wiggy Season 9 / Episode 18: - This Little Wiggy

Edna Krabappel: Now, whose calculator can tell what seven times eight is?
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh! Oh! Low Battery?
Edna Krabappel: [sighs] Whatever.
06x08 - Lisa on Ice Season 6 / Episode 8: - Lisa on Ice

Edna Krabappel: All right, children, it's book report time. We'll go in alphabetical order. Today will be A-M.
Bart Simpson: Saved! I love being a S-S-S-S-Simpson!
Edna Krabappel: Let's see, we have no A's. So we'll go right to the B's. Bart?
Bart Simpson: Huh?
Edna Krabappel: Ha!
05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song Season 5 / Episode 19: - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

Bart Simpson: What has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse Van Houten: A walking clock?
Nelson Muntz: A walking clock!
Martin Prince: [to another kid] I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box.
Edna Krabappel: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart Simpson: Huh? No, it's my dog.
04x16 - Duffless Season 4 / Episode 16: - Duffless

Principal Skinner: [seeing Bart's science project] "Go-Go Ray"?
Bart Simpson: Allow me to demonstrate.


Principal Skinner: AH! What the-? [He does the Mashed Potato across the room. Mrs. Krabappel laughs. Bart turns the switch to "Monkey" and zaps her]
Edna Krabappel: AH! Can't... stop... doing... the Monkey!
02x19 - Lisa's Substitute Season 2 / Episode 19: - Lisa's Substitute

Bart: I demand a recount!
Edna Krabappel: [empties the box] One for Martin. Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?
Bart: No.
Edna Krabappel: Well, I just want to make sure. One for Martin, two for Martin.
01x02 - Bart the Genius Season 1 / Episode 2: - Bart the Genius

Edna Krabappel: These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. [She looks at Bart] If any.

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