Sep. 25, 1976
30 min.
Syndicated TV Network

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The Muppet Show - 02x03 Milton Berle

2x03 Milton Berle

First Aired: Sep. 26, 1977 on Syndicated
Summary: Sketches/Songs: ""There are Millions of us Who are Ugly"", Milton Berle's monologue, ""Pigs In Space"", ""The Entertainer"" (Milton Berle), ""The Entertainer"" (Miss Piggy), ""Who"", ""Top Banana""

Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Crocodile voiced by Frank Oz
Singing Owl voiced by Jerry Nelson
Announcer voiced by Jerry Nelson
Dr. Julius Strangepork voiced by Jerry Nelson
Snake Frackle voiced by Richard Hunt
Gonzo voiced by Dave Goelz
Warthog voiced by Dave Goelz
Mean Mama voiced by Jim Henson

Episode Quotes

Gonzo: Hey, Uncle Milty. I hope you really knock'em dead out there.
Milton Berle: Listen, kid. Don't worry about the king.
Gonzo: I'm not. I'm worried about you.
Milton Berle: How do you like that? I'm not even on the stage, and I'm in trouble.
Waldorf: Well, I finally got my hearing aid working.
Statler: Hmm? Speak up, my hearing aid's not working!
Waldorf: Huh?
Milton Berle: Look, did you come here to be entertained or not?
Statler: That's right.
Milton Berle: What's right?
Statler: We came in here to be entertained, and we're not.


  • Features the first 'Pigs in Space' sketch.
  • Featuring Milton Berle as the guest star opens with Sweetums, the Muppet monster, hitting Berle in the face with a giant powder puff, while shouting, "Makeup!" This was an often-repeated gag on Berle's first TV show, _"The Milton Berle Show" (1948)_.
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