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Sep. 25, 1976
30 min.
Syndicated TV Network

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The Muppet Show » Season 2
The Muppet Show - 02x03 Milton Berle

2x03 Milton Berle

First Aired: Sep. 26, 1977 on Syndicated
Summary: Sketches/Songs: ""There are Millions of us Who are Ugly"", Milton Berle's monologue, ""Pigs In Space"", ""The Entertainer"" (Milton Berle), ""The Entertainer"" (Miss Piggy), ""Who"", ""Top Banana""

Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Crocodile voiced by Frank Oz
Singing Owl voiced by Jerry Nelson
Announcer voiced by Jerry Nelson
Dr. Julius Strangepork voiced by Jerry Nelson
Snake Frackle voiced by Richard Hunt
Gonzo voiced by Dave Goelz
Warthog voiced by Dave Goelz
Mean Mama voiced by Jim Henson

Episode Quotes

Milton Berle: I dare you both to come down here to entertain.
Waldorf: Yeah, we should.
Milton Berle: Do you sing?
Waldorf: No.
Milton Berle: Do you dance?
Statler: No.
Milton Berle: Do you get laughs?
Waldorf: No.
Milton Berle: Then what would you do?
Waldorf: Just what you're doing!
Milton Berle: Look, did you come here to be entertained or not?
Statler: That's right.
Milton Berle: What's right?
Statler: We came in here to be entertained, and we're not.
The Newsman: Here's a Muppet News Flash. Dateline: London. The will of the late Mary Cramble, which has been bitterly contested by her son, Charles, and her cat, Cutie Pie, was settled today. A special court has ruled Charles as the sole heir, and he will be rewarded the entire estate: 10,000 rubber mice.


  • Featuring Milton Berle as the guest star opens with Sweetums, the Muppet monster, hitting Berle in the face with a giant powder puff, while shouting, "Makeup!" This was an often-repeated gag on Berle's first TV show, _"The Milton Berle Show" (1948)_.
  • Features the first 'Pigs in Space' sketch.
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