Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 12, 1966
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
NBC TV Network
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Micky The Monkees

Micky

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Micky DolenzMicky Dolenz
Best known as the drummer of The Monkees, George Michael Dolenz Jr. - aka Micky - has fashioned a long-lasting ...

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Micky Quotes

01x12 - I've Got a Little Song Here Season 1 / Episode 12: - I've Got a Little Song Here

Davy: [Watching Peter flying as a Monkeeman] Hey, he can fly.
Mike: Who, Peter?
Davy: No.
Micky: A speeding bullet's much faster than that.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Peter: Hey, are those guys hoods?
Micky: They're not social workers
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Davy: You're pretty tough with an old man, how about trying someone your own size?
Rocco: [looks around, gazing over the Monkees' heads] There ain't nobody here my size.
Micky: Maybe you should get out of the business.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Mike: We have a motion to deal with Mr. Fuselli. Can I have suggestions from the floor?
Peter: [Peter pulls his ear off the floor] The floor has nothing to say.
Micky: You can try the wall.
Peter: [With his ear to the wall] The wall says... try the ceiling.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Inspector: [Profoundly overacting] I wanna thank you boys for coming. And if you're willing to help, we may be able to put Fuselli behind bars. But I must warn you, you'l be dealing with dangerous, vicious men.
Micky: Gee, you don't look so vicious, Inspector.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Micky: We gotta contact the inspector.
Davy: Sure, but how? Fuselli won't let us out in the middle of the meeting.
Mike: Yeah, and Rocco's guarding the front door.
Peter: And the food will get cold.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Paddy The Fix: Hey waiter, I don't drink. Give me some ginger ale.
Micky: That's not my station.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Red O'Leary: Fuselli, you're a two timin', double crossin', cigar smokin' rat!
Fuselli: Watch what you're saying, Red. I don't smoke cigars!
Micky: He got you there, Red!
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Micky: Man, we gotta stop the shooting or we're gonna get killed! [Climbes out from under the table]
Micky: Hold it, hold it! Come on. [a pretty brunette in a fur coat walks into frame and opens her coat for the camera to reveal a bare midriff]
Micky: The director thought we should have a pretty girl on the show. Thanks, sweetheart.
01x11 - Monkees A La Carte Season 1 / Episode 11: - Monkees A La Carte

Davy: I'm telling you, that guy's tough! He even wears a pinstripe suit!
Micky: What's so tough about that?
Davy: It's got real pins in it.
01x10 - Here Come the Monkees (aka The Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 10: - Here Come the Monkees (aka The Pilot)

Davy: I wanna help her.
Micky: Sure you wanna help. I wanna help Peter too, but I can't. He's a bird-brain.
01x10 - Here Come the Monkees (aka The Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 10: - Here Come the Monkees (aka The Pilot)

Mike: If they catch us it means a life sentence!
Micky: I'm not going back in that hole!
Davy: You dirty rotten screw!
Peter: You'll never get us alive!
Micky: Come and get us law, come and get us!
01x10 - Here Come the Monkees (aka The Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 10: - Here Come the Monkees (aka The Pilot)

Micky: Let's split!
01x09 - The Chaperone Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Chaperone

Micky: I've had it! I'm through!
Mike: Oh, man, keep your dress on. What's the matter?
Micky: He's getting fresh!
Mike: Okay, so he's getting fresh. It's for a pal, anyway. Davy's in love with his daughter.
Micky: Yeah, and I'm gonna be his mother-in-law!
Mike: If you play your cards right.
01x09 - The Chaperone Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Chaperone

Micky: Did the ah, pole TV thing work?
Davy: She's devine, lovely, beautiful, devoon, marvelous.
Peter: Come on, Davy, quit fooling around. What TV show was she watching?
Micky: Ours, I hope.
01x09 - The Chaperone Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Chaperone

Babbitt: Tell me, how much you getting for this? You know, if I had known you were coming, I would have paid them...
Micky: [as Mrs. Arcadia] Oh, you're a sweet man.
01x09 - The Chaperone Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Chaperone

Mike: Well, I guess all's well that end's well.
Micky: There's just one thing that bothers me, though.
Mike: What?
Micky: Do I gotta... give back the ring?
01x08 - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (a.k.a. Gift Horse) Season 1 / Episode 8: - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (a.k.a. Gift Horse)

Micky: Horses don't eat salami!
01x08 - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (a.k.a. Gift Horse) Season 1 / Episode 8: - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (a.k.a. Gift Horse)

Mike: [feeding soup to a horse] Hey, I think he likes it.
Peter: At least somebody appreciates good soup.
Micky: Hey, wait till you see a horse change into a werewolf.
01x08 - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (a.k.a. Gift Horse) Season 1 / Episode 8: - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (a.k.a. Gift Horse)

Farmer Fisher: A lotta work to be done: gotta feed the hogs, gotta plow the south porty, gotta milk the cows, gotta feed the chickens. Come on boys, come on.
Mike: Come on, we gotta go... plow the cow...
Micky: Something about... I'm supposed to go milk the chicken?
Peter: I think we ought to go to feed the south porty.
Davy: Feed the chickens to the cows.
01x07 - The Monkees in a Ghost Town Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Monkees in a Ghost Town

Peter: First we get lost and run outta gas, and then Mike and Davy disappear, and then somebody starts shooting off a machine gun, and now this guy is searching the town.
Micky: [to the camera] That's for the benefit of any of you who have tuned in late. Now, back to our story.
01x07 - The Monkees in a Ghost Town Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Monkees in a Ghost Town

Micky: Now, this is the moment when the cavalry usually rides up.
01x06 - The Success Story Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Success Story

Peter: Why am I the dummy? The dummy should be the dummy.
Davy: They're his cards, don't antagonize him.
Micky: What do you have to say about that, Mr. Schneider?


Mr. Schneider: It's a shame to waste youth on children.
01x06 - The Success Story Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Success Story

Micky: That's another little, funny episode in the life of Davy Jones. Tune in next week, ladies and gentlemen, when we're another minute short.
01x05 - The Spy Who Came in From the Cool Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Spy Who Came in From the Cool

Micky: Allright, Nesmith, tell me about your special cigarette lighter.
Mike: Well, this cigarette lighter is very special. It is ah - got a miniature Japanese camera in it...
Micky: Right.
Mike: ...and also a miniature Japanese cameraman.
Yamashita the miniature Japanese cameraman: [as mike flicks on the lighter] Yow!
Mike: Oh, scorched you again there, didn't I, Yamashita?
01x04 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers Season 1 / Episode 4: - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers

Micky: Well how should we dress for this thing, is it formal?
Nick Trump: Of course! Dress! Dress!
Davy: Black tie or white tie?
Nick Trump: [consults his little book] For a daytime kidnapping, black tie.
Mike: Hey, what about the newspaper men?
Nick Trump: They wear business suits!
01x04 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers Season 1 / Episode 4: - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers

Micky: [the guy are being held hostage in their pad] Gimmie some pennies.
Mike: [sarcastically] Now we can bribe our way out.
01x04 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers Season 1 / Episode 4: - Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers

Micky: Careful! I may never play the guitar again!
Davy: But you're the drummer.
Micky: Oh, that's right, okay, go ahead.
01x03 - Monkee vs. Machine Season 1 / Episode 3: - Monkee vs. Machine

Micky: A Toy Factory, needs unskilled help, in non essential job requiring no experience and no training.
Mike: Hey Peter, you don't have any training, and you sure don't have any experience. You're the only one qualified.
Micky: Probably the only one in the city with those qualifications. At least the only one that can read the ad.
Peter: Just think, they put an ad in the paper to reach me.
Mike: That's right.
Peter: Why didn't they phone?
01x03 - Monkee vs. Machine Season 1 / Episode 3: - Monkee vs. Machine

Mike: Look, man, it's okay. Besides, you've go something the machine don't have. You've got friends.
Micky: Hey, you've got some friends, Pete? Bring 'em over someday!

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