Sep. 30, 2009
Returning Series
30 min.
ABC TV Network

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The Middle - 05x11 War of the Hecks

5x11 War of the Hecks

4.43/5 (7 votes)
First Aired: Jan. 15, 2014 on ABC
Summary: Sue makes a discovery that leads to an ultimate prank battle with Axl; Brick tries to read a recommended biography on Debbie Reynolds.

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Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Dr. Ted Goodwin played by Jack McBrayer
Postal Worker played by Shane Palmerton

Episode Quotes

Brick Heck: [at book club] Sorry, Margie, just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to "Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood", though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Brick Heck: I need to find out how it all pans out between Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher. And also who Eddie Fisher is.
Sue Heck: [tearfully] Okay, I know you still hate me, and I know you think I'm not your sister anymore, but you didn't respond to my note, so I don't know what else to do because now you're going back up to school. And I was thinking - because I destroyed something so important to you, the only way to make it up to you is if I destroy something just as important to me. So, forgive me, Woofy Dog. [sobs as she rips apart stuffed dog] Everything just got so out of hand. I am not proud of it. I have never known my life without you, and I don't even want to think about what that would be like. And these last few days, when you said I wasn't your sister anymore, I honestly thought I was going to die!
Axl Heck: Okay! Fine! Stop! God! You're my sister again.
Sue Heck: Are you sure? Because there are some people who use the word "sister" and it doesn't really mean anything, and they just go off to college and they never see each other again, and they only call when it's time to put their parents in a home, or exchange Christmas cards, and that's it. But that's not the kind of sister I want to be. I want to be the kind of sister you call all the time, and we laugh at how crazy Mom's being. Ha ha ha ha ha! And your kids look a little like me, and my kids look a little like you, and we all go to Kings Island every year together and wear matching t-shirts.
Axl Heck: I'll agree to everything, except the t-shirts.
Sue Heck: No matching shirts. You got it.
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