5x11 War of the Hecks
First Aired: Jan. 15, 2014 on ABC
Summary: Sue makes a discovery that leads to an ultimate prank battle with Axl; Brick tries to read a recommended biography on Debbie Reynolds.
Brick Heck: I need to find out how it all pans out between Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher. And also who Eddie Fisher is.
Brick Heck: [at book club] Sorry, Margie, just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to "Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood", though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Axl Heck: I really don't know why you love me so much. I've done nothing to deserve it.