Kelly Palmer (1998–2001; 2003–2007), Deacon's wife (played by Merrin Dungey): Kelly is Carrie's best friend. She has two children with Deacon. Kelly and Deacon have experienced some serious relationship problems, much more serious than the petty arguments between Doug and Carrie. On one occasion, Deacon mentions being hit in the head with a frying pan. She was absent from the show in 2002 because Merrin Dungey needed to take a break from the series.
Kelly Palmer Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 15: - Deacon Blues|
Arthur Spooner: So I looked her square in the eye and said, "Ma'am, you are undoubtedly the most fetching woman in all of Schreiport."
Kelly Palmer: [laughs] Then what did she say?
Arthur Spooner: My good sir, I do believe you are giving me the vapors.
Kelly Palmer: [laughs] Nice. Then what happened?
Arthur Spooner: I knocked the barbeque out of her hand, bent her over the porch railing and said, "I'll give you more than vapors, you nasty..."
Carrie Heffernan: Ok! Enough! Charming story gone very wrong.
Carrie Spooner Heffernan: What movie do you want to see?
Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull?
Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Oh, yeah... "Floaters".
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