The King of Queens revolves around Doug Heffernan (Kevin James), a Queens, N.Y., parcel delivery man with simple desires. Doug now shares his castle with a very eccentric father-in-law (Jerry Stiller) and his very unusual habits.
Kelly Palmer Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 15: - Deacon Blues|
Arthur Spooner: So I looked her square in the eye and said, "Ma'am, you are undoubtedly the most fetching woman in all of Schreiport."
Kelly Palmer: [laughs] Then what did she say?
Arthur Spooner: My good sir, I do believe you are giving me the vapors.
Kelly Palmer: [laughs] Nice. Then what happened?
Arthur Spooner: I knocked the barbeque out of her hand, bent her over the porch railing and said, "I'll give you more than vapors, you nasty..."
Carrie Heffernan: Ok! Enough! Charming story gone very wrong.
|Season 3 / Episode 7: - Strike Out|
Carrie Heffernan: Any sex life anymore ?
Kelly Palmer: Barely. Since the strike I'm lucky if I get it once a night.
Kelly Palmer: Sorry.
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