Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jan. 18, 1975
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
CBS TV Network
Genre

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Louise Jefferson The Jeffersons

Louise Jefferson

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Isabel SanfordIsabel Sanford
Isabel Sanford was a Broadway actress for over thirty years before moving to Hollywood. She made numerous ...

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Louise Jefferson Quotes

11x13 - Sayonara (2) Season 11 / Episode 13: - Sayonara (2)

Jessica Jefferson: [the adults are trying to call the police] Grandma Louise!
Louise Jefferson: Not now honey, we're trying to find you.
Jessica Jefferson: Okay.
06x05 - Now You See It, Now You Don't (2) Season 6 / Episode 5: - Now You See It, Now You Don't (2)

Killer Rabbit: I'm very lucky.
Louise Jefferson: Really? Well maybe you should hurry downstairs and enter the contest, that's a great costume.
Killer Rabbit: Hey lady, do I look stupid?
06x05 - Now You See It, Now You Don't (2) Season 6 / Episode 5: - Now You See It, Now You Don't (2)

Louise Jefferson: Nobody believes what I saw, they think I'm crazy.
Killer Rabbit: Oh really? Crazy?
Louise Jefferson: Yes, as a loon! [strums her lips] Boobooobooboo.
Killer Rabbit: Oh well that makes all the difference, I'm not going to hit you with this. I'm going throw you off the balcony!
Louise Jefferson: What?
Killer Rabbit: I can see the headlines now: Crazed Wife Takes Suicide Plunge.
Louise Jefferson: You can't throw me off the balcony!
Killer Rabbit: What am I supposed to do, throw you off the coffee table?
06x05 - Now You See It, Now You Don't (2) Season 6 / Episode 5: - Now You See It, Now You Don't (2)

Louise Jefferson: You better get out, I'm not alone!
Killer Rabbit: I know that everyone else just went to the costume party.
Louise Jefferson: That's right but we... we have a dog. One word from me and he'll tear you to pieces. Sic him, Fang! [Killer Rabbit looks around] Kill Fang!
Killer Rabbit: What happened to Fang?
Louise Jefferson: Well, he's old, he doesn't hear so well...
06x04 - Now You See It, Now You Don't (1) Season 6 / Episode 4: - Now You See It, Now You Don't (1)

Louise Jefferson: Florence, that's a great costume, Harpo Marx, right? [Florence honks yes] Is George getting ready? [honks yes] Did you get the jack-o-lantern carved? [Florence honks no] Why not? [Florence spins around honking] Oh... huh?
Florence Johnston: I'm sorry, Mrs. Jefferson, I didn't have time to carve the jack-o-lantern.
Louise Jefferson: Oh that's a shame, it just doesn't seem like Halloween without one.
Florence Johnston: We could stick a candle in Mr. Jefferson's mouth and watch his eyes light up.
06x04 - Now You See It, Now You Don't (1) Season 6 / Episode 4: - Now You See It, Now You Don't (1)

Louise Jefferson: [George has Louise look through the telescope to see the church after moving it to another view] Well I don't see the church, I see... my God!
Florence Johnston: Lord, that must be a powerful telescope.
Louise Jefferson: Horrible!
George Jefferson: Weezy, what is it?
Louise Jefferson: I just saw a man... kill someone!
06x04 - Now You See It, Now You Don't (1) Season 6 / Episode 4: - Now You See It, Now You Don't (1)

George Jefferson: [on the phone with the police] My wife said she just saw a murder. What did he look like, Weezy?
Louise Jefferson: He was about 5'10.
George Jefferson: About 5'10.
Louise Jefferson: Had horn rimmed glasses.
George Jefferson: Horn rimmed glasses.
Louise Jefferson: Big ears and a fluffy tail.
George Jefferson: Big ears and... what?
Louise Jefferson: The killer was dressed like a rabbit. And tell him just before he shot the man, he hit him on the head with a big carrot.
05x01 - Louise's Painting Season 5 / Episode 1: - Louise's Painting

Mrs. Pomeroy: All right, class. Nancy?


George Jefferson: [yells in sheer happiness] Oh, damn! Whoo! Help me! Ow! Ha! Ooh-wee.
Louise Jefferson: [shocked] What happened to Charlie?
George Jefferson: Who cares?


Louise Jefferson: Don't look, George.
George Jefferson: You looked at Charlie, didn't ya?
Louise Jefferson: But that was different!
George Jefferson: You damn right. It's a whole lot different.
Louise Jefferson: Come on, George. We're leaving!
George Jefferson: Look, Weezy, like you said: What good for the goose is good for this gander.
Louise Jefferson: [turns angry] Oh, yeah? Well, you take one more gander and your goose is cooked!
George Jefferson: Like I said, Weezy, I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. [Louise drag George out of his seat and out of the art studio] Wait a minute! [to Mrs. Pomeroy] We'll be back.
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George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic.
Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!
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Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.
Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me?
Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!
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Mother Jefferson: I don't have to stay here and be insulted!
Louise Jefferson: That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!
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George Jefferson: This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area...
Louise Jefferson: Where we does our kitchening.
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Louise Jefferson: [to George] Your nose is so high you need a 10 foot pole to pick it!

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