7x05 It's All in the Game
First Aired: Oct. 18, 1990 on NBC
Summary: Cliff and Clair come home from vacation to their predatory children. Rudy begs Cliff and Clair to let her sign up for ice skating lesson, which cost $200.00, successfully. Theo keeps asking to borrow furniture for his apartment. Olivia breaks the washing machine by washing her crayons. And…
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Cliff: Yes! You know you're not supposed to touch any machines in this house.
Olivia Kendall: I'm sorry. I'll never touch another machine in here. I'll pay for the repairs out my allowance.
Cliff: Do you know just how much it's going to cost to fix the washing machine? A bazillion dollars.
Olivia Kendall: I have a bazillion dollars in my bank account
Cliff: No, you don't.
Olivia Kendall: [Olivia gives Cliff a big raspberry on the side of his cheek]
Theo: I know how you feel, Dad.
Clair: No, you don't.
Theo: Hey, I can appreciate the pressures both of you are under. And if you ask me, I think y'all doing a bang up job.
Clair: Theo, shut up.
Clair: I would like to know what we ever asked you to do except hang up your clothes before they take root.
Cliff: We're not being paid to look after you all! And there's not a check big enough to take care of you!