7x05 It's All in the Game
First Aired: Oct. 18, 1990 on NBC
Summary: Cliff and Clair come home from vacation to their predatory children. Rudy begs Cliff and Clair to let her sign up for ice skating lesson, which cost $200.00, successfully. Theo keeps asking to borrow furniture for his apartment. Olivia breaks the washing machine by washing her crayons. And…
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Cliff: Right! No big deal! Now there's the key. You guys always say things like "no big deal." Some of the greatest lies ever told by you kids - "No big deal." "I forgot." "I'll pay you back later." "It was like that when I found it. I swear, Mom, Dad..."
Cliff, Clair: It was like that when I found it.
Vanessa: [about the car she crashed] Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'm really sorry.
Clair: Please add that to the list. "I'm really sorry."
Cliff: Yes, and the other one that's key - "What are you doing home so early?"
Clair: I would like to know what we ever asked you to do except hang up your clothes before they take root.
Cliff: We're not being paid to look after you all! And there's not a check big enough to take care of you!
Cliff: What? What? Who said? From who?
Theo, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy: Grandpa!
Cliff: You're going to believe a man that age?