Sep. 26, 1969
30 min.
ABC TV Network

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Jan Brady The Brady Bunch

Jan Brady

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Jan Brady Quotes

05x19 - Top Secret Season 5 / Episode 19: - Top Secret

Marcia Brady: [excitedly] It looks like Sam is finally going to ask her to marry him.
Cindy Brady: That's great!
Jan Brady: That's fantastic. How do you know?
Cindy Brady: Did Sam say so?
Marcia Brady: He didn't have to.
Jan Brady: Did Alice say so?
Marcia Brady: She didn't have to.
Cindy Brady: Did Mom say so?
Marcia Brady: She didn't have to either.
Jan Brady: Then who told you they were getting married?
Marcia Brady: [excitedly] Nobody!
Jan Brady: That's good enough for me.
Cindy Brady: Me too!
04x16 - Amateur Nite Season 4 / Episode 16: - Amateur Nite

Jan Brady: Mom And Dad, Happy Anniversary, All Our Love, Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby and Cindy.
04x08 - Jan, the Only Child Season 4 / Episode 8: - Jan, the Only Child

Jan Brady: How come everybody is so nice to me all of a sudden?
Cindy Brady: Cause we're supposed to be.
Jan Brady: What do you mean 'supposed to be'?
Cindy Brady: We're supposed to be nice to you until you get over your problem. Then we can forget about you again.
03x10 - Her Sister's Shadow Season 3 / Episode 10: - Her Sister's Shadow

Jan Brady: Well all I hear all day long at school is how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
03x07 - Juliet is the Sun Season 3 / Episode 7: - Juliet is the Sun

Peter Brady: "Hark!"
Jan Brady: "Who goes there?"
02x19 - The Liberation of Marcia Brady Season 2 / Episode 19: - The Liberation of Marcia Brady

Cindy Brady: I still don't see why we all can't go.
Carol Brady: Honey, the initiation ceremony is just for the Frontier Scouts.
Jan Brady: But this is a big victory for us girls. From now on, we'll be treated the same as boys.
Alice Nelson: At your age, that's victory. At mine it's defeat.
02x15 - Will the Real Jan Brady Please Stand Up? Season 2 / Episode 15: - Will the Real Jan Brady Please Stand Up?

Cindy Brady: Jan, what happened? The top of your head turned black.
Jan Brady: Don't be silly, it's a wig.
Marcia Brady: Where did you get that?
Jan Brady: Oh, I bought it this morning. What do you think?
Marcia Brady: Jan, I think it looks awful.
Jan Brady: Who asked for your opinion?
02x10 - The Tattle-Tale Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Tattle-Tale

Jan Brady: Marcia, what are the seven wonders of the world?
Marcia Brady: Seven wonders?
Jan Brady: I've got six so far.
Jan Brady: [as Cindy walks into the room glumly] What's the matter?
Marcia Brady: What happened downstairs?
Cindy Brady: [sadly] Can't tell you. It's tattling.
Marcia Brady: If Cindy won't tattle, there's your seventh wonder.
01x23 - To Move or Not to Move Season 1 / Episode 23: - To Move or Not to Move

Jan Brady: It gives me a funny feeling to think about someone else in our room, even though it hasn't been our room very long.
Marcia Brady: It does sort of, I wonder if it'll miss us?
Cindy Brady: I feel sorry for it.
Marcia Brady: Don't, some nice girls will move in.
Cindy Brady: What if it's a mean old man?
01x23 - To Move or Not to Move Season 1 / Episode 23: - To Move or Not to Move

Cindy Brady: She means we'll feel like orphans.
Marcia Brady: Orphans don't have mothers and fathers, not brothers.
Cindy Brady: Then what are you when you don't have brothers?
Jan Brady: Lonesome.
01x05 - Katchoo Season 1 / Episode 5: - Katchoo

Carol Brady: Stick out your tongue, let me check your throat.
Jan Brady: Oh mother, you've already checked it six thousand times.
Carol Brady: Well this will make six thousand and one.
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Jan Brady: Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Carol Ann Brady: Jan, I think you may need glasses.
Jan Brady: Glasses! Oh, no, mom! Not glasses! They'll make me look absolutely positively goofy!
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Jan Brady: Lovely. Lovely. Isn't it just absolutely just lovely?
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Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig please.
Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair?
Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home.
Saleswoman: Oh, so we want a complete change do we?
Jan Brady: Yes ma'me.
Saleswoman: Ok. What kind of style are you looking for?
Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Kooky. Kinda like something you're wearing.
Saleswoman: This is my own hair.
Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.

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