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Elly May Clampett Quotes
|Season 4 / Episode 24: - The Old Folks Home|
Elly May Clampett: Quick Pa, let's skedaddle! Granny's started spring house cleanin' and she's done caught Jethro.
|Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Boarder Stays|
Elly May Clampett: I hope that soup we throwed out the winda don't kill the flowers.
Daisy Moses: How can anybody eat soup made outa turtles?
Jed Clampett: Pitiful
Jethro Bodine: And that thing he called Welsh Rabbit, didn't have no rabbit in it at all, just a lot of doggone melted cheese!
Jed Clampett: Wasn't too bad after Granny dumped the grits in it.
Daisy Moses: What was it he called that big crawdad?
Elly May Clampett: That was Lobster Thermidor.
Jethro Bodine: That didn't taste bad neither once we poured hot gopher gravy over it.
|Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Boarder|
Jed Clampett: [Elly May calls her chimp Cousin Bessie] You hadn't ought to call that critter cousin, Elly.
Elly May Clampett: But why not?
Jed Clampett: Well you see, Jethro's your cousin and that puts Jethro and her in the same... well, never mind. I reckon i just gotta get used to bein' a monkey's uncle.
|Season 3 / Episode 6: - Jed the Heartbreaker|
Elly May Clampett: Pa come quick! Granny's sinkin' fast!
Jed Clampett: What?
Elly May Clampett: She's took to bed with double pneumonie and pond water poisonin'!
Jed Clampett: Why she never even got good and wet afore I got her outa that pond.
Elly May Clampett: Well come on Pa, she's about to breathe her last!
Jed Clampett: Granny's just tryin' to get back at me fer spoilin' her scrap with Mrs. Drysdale.
|Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Critter Doctor|
Dr. Martin: [the critter doctor gives Elly May a baby bobcat] I hope your Granny won't mind, he's still a little wild.
Elly May Clampett: Oh I can tame him.
Dr. Martin: I'm sure you can, but what about Granny?
Elly May Clampett: Well ain't nobody can tame her.
|Season 2 / Episode 19: - The Race for Queen|
Granny: Elly May, get these varmints outa here!
Elly May Clampett: But Granny, they ain't varmints, they is my critters!
Granny: I don't care if they is your cousins, git em outa my kitchen before I make stew outa them!
|Season 1 / Episode 33: - The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed|
Elly May Clampett: He said I got a way with critters.
Granny: You better git away with this one before your Pa sees it.
|Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Clampetts Strike Oil|
Geologist: Mr. Clampett, you're a very rich man!
Jed Clampett: How big a rock did you bean him with?
Elly May Clampett: No bigger than a hedge apple.
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