Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
The CW TV Network

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Crowley Supernatural

Crowley

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Mark SheppardMark Sheppard
Mark Sheppard, the son of actor W. Morgan Sheppard, was born in London. He began performing at age 15, ...

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Crowley Quotes

11x23 - Alpha and Omega Season 11 / Episode 23: - Alpha and Omega

Crowley: She's using you. It's what she does. Find someone with power... cozies up... digs the claws in.
Chuck Shurley: Hmm. Yeah, well, I'm not helping anyone right now, obviously. She's been... nice.
Crowley: And now?
Chuck Shurley: Now's kind of all we got.
Crowley: Whatever. I'm not calling you Dad.
11x23 - Alpha and Omega Season 11 / Episode 23: - Alpha and Omega

Crowley: Well... that was a complete and utter dog's breakfast, wasn't it?
Castiel: I didn't know dog's had breakfast.
11x23 - Alpha and Omega Season 11 / Episode 23: - Alpha and Omega

Rowena: Now, Fergus was bright. Walked before his first birthday, but he hated pants. Hated them. He'd run 'round the village, his wee banger just flapping around the breeze.
Chuck Shurley: Adam and Eve were the same way.
Rowena, Chuck Shurley: Kids.
Crowley: I'm so glad the world is ending.
11x23 - Alpha and Omega Season 11 / Episode 23: - Alpha and Omega

Dean Winchester: Well, what are we waiting for? How do I smuggle this thing?
Crowley: We could always shove it up your...
Dean Winchester: Hey.
Crowley: I mean, you could.
Rowena: You won't carry the bomb. You'll be the bomb.
11x18 - Hell's Angel Season 11 / Episode 18: - Hell's Angel

Noel: Thank God. I don't think I have long.
Crowley: How very prescient of you.
11x18 - Hell's Angel Season 11 / Episode 18: - Hell's Angel

Dean Winchester: Nice digs. The Crypt Keeper out of town?
Crowley: I'm lucky to be alive. Lucifer had me trussed up like a dog in my own palace.
Dean Winchester: "Palace"? Oh, you mean the abandoned nuthouse?
Crowley: He kept me in a kennel! And he turned all his demons - *my* demons - against me. They scour the earth, day and night, looking to kill me. He has to be dealt with.
11x18 - Hell's Angel Season 11 / Episode 18: - Hell's Angel

Dean Winchester: Hold on, okay? Let's just put it in reverse. We will put Lucifer back in the Cage *after* we put Amara back on ice. It has to happen in that order, otherwise there is no Lucifer, there's no Cage, there's no nothing.
Crowley: He's spent years marinating in hate against us! He has to go.
Sam Winchester: Problem is, we may need him.
Dean Winchester: He's been down this road with Amara before. He might be the only one powerful enough to use the Horn against her.
Crowley: He had me cleaning the floors with my tongue! He called me "puppy"! He made me beg.
Dean Winchester: All right. Come on. Is this what this about? Huh? Your stupid ego? The fact that he dissed you in front of a bunch of stupid demons? You're smarter than this. Come on!
Sam Winchester: Dean's right. Priority is to put the Horn in Lucifer's hands and set him loose on Amara.
Dean Winchester: After we exorcise Lucifer out of Cass and put him in a new vessel.
Sam Winchester: What? Really?
Dean Winchester: Yes, really. We're not gonna send Lucifer into battle inside Cass. What if he doesn't make it?
Sam Winchester: Dean, it's a strong vessel. It's held Cass for years, and we know what he's been through. I'm guessing it can hold Lucifer.
Dean Winchester: "It"? It's not an "it," Sam. It's Cass.
Sam Winchester: And Cass wanted to do this.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask. That don't make it a good idea.
Sam Winchester: Dean, this is exactly how we screw ourselves. W-we make the - the heart choice and instead of the smart choice.
Dean Winchester: Oh, okay. Thank you, Dr. Phil. Cass is family.
Sam Winchester: Yes, and his choice deserves to be respected.
Dean Winchester: Even if it kills him.
Crowley: It's killing me. I would rather stick white-hot skewers in my eyes than listen to you two bitches bicker! I gave you the terms of my deal. If Lucifer's not back in the Cage, the Horn stays hidden.
11x15 - Beyond the Mat Season 11 / Episode 15: - Beyond the Mat

Simmons: How did you...?
Crowley: I'm Crowley.
11x10 - The Devil in the Details Season 11 / Episode 10: - The Devil in the Details

Rowena: Lucifer has a plan and...
Crowley: And he's the devil.
Rowena: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Crowley: Oh, I'm a bad thing. He's a worse thing.
11x10 - The Devil in the Details Season 11 / Episode 10: - The Devil in the Details

Dean Winchester: Where's Sam?
Crowley: Don't worry about Sam.
Dean Winchester: I'm sorry, have you met me?
11x10 - The Devil in the Details Season 11 / Episode 10: - The Devil in the Details

Crowley: Mother, why do you hate me?
Rowena: I hate you, because when I look at you, I see the woman I used to be. Before magic, before the covin, when I was nothing but Rowena, a pale, scared little girl who smelled of filth. I hate you because when you were born, your father said he loved me then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house while I was lying pathetic on a straw mat, my thigh slick with blood.


Rowena: I hate you because if I didn't, I'd love you. But love, love is weakness, and I'll never be weak again.
11x09 -  O Brother Where Are Thou? Season 11 / Episode 9: - O Brother Where Are Thou?

Rowena: You know Fergus, sometimes a deal may be the only option.
Crowley: Like the hit you took out for me for instance.
Rowena: It's not easy being a parent. Never knowing when to hug your child and when to kill him.
11x06 - Our Little World Season 11 / Episode 6: - Our Little World

Crowley: What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?
Amara: if nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as the world.
Crowley: Excuse me?
Amara: [pause] Memes.
10x23 - Brother's Keeper Season 10 / Episode 23: - Brother's Keeper

Crowley: Who summons anymore? Couldn't you call?
Castiel: You're not in my contacts list.
10x22 - The Prisoner Season 10 / Episode 22: - The Prisoner

Crowley: You're right. I am a monster. And I've done bad. I've done things you can't even imagine - horrible, evil, messy things. And I've loved... every... damn... minute. So, thank you, Sam, for reminding me who I really am.
10x21 - Dark Dynasty Season 10 / Episode 21: - Dark Dynasty

Crowley: [When he is interrupted playing darts using an underling's chest as the dart board] I hope this is important. I have a perfect game going.
10x17 - Inside Man Season 10 / Episode 17: - Inside Man

Crowley: You may have brought me into this world, but you were never my mother.
Rowena: So you're choosing the Winchesters.
Crowley: I'm choosing me. I put up with your lies, your sad little schemes because-because maybe you were right, maybe I did lose my edge. But that ends now. Tell me Rowena, if I were not the King of Hell, would you have ever bothered to pretend to care about me?
Rowena: You-you can't.
Crowley: I can, I'm bloody Crowley! I'm the King of Hell. I do what I want, when I want, and I don't take orders from you.
10x10 - The Hunter Games Season 10 / Episode 10: - The Hunter Games

Rowena: Fergus! What's the matter?
Crowley: Nothing.
Rowena: Nothing? You're soaked in the horror sweat. Haven't seen that since the plague years. Darling, what can I do?
Crowley: Not a thing, you evil bitch.
Rowena: "Not a thing, you evil bitch", Mother.
10x09 - The Things We Left Behind Season 10 / Episode 9: - The Things We Left Behind

Crowley: You said you'd be back in a flash and then you disappeared. I was eight years old! Eight!
Rowena: Oh, now you're being dramatic.
Crowley: I didn't even have a father!
Rowena: Of course you had a father! You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy and it's not like I was taking names.
10x03 - Soul Survivor Season 10 / Episode 3: - Soul Survivor

Crowley: Why can't you people just sit on clouds and play harps, like you're supposed to?
10x03 - Soul Survivor Season 10 / Episode 3: - Soul Survivor

Demon #2: Majesty, supplicants await without.
Crowley: 'Without' what?
10x01 - Black Season 10 / Episode 1: - Black

Crowley: [Answering a call he believes to be from one of his demons] You're dead.
Sam Winchester: Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.
Crowley: Moose. Took you long enough. Your brother and I were beginning to wonder if you'd hit another dog. You know.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: I kicked human blood, you know.
Dean Winchester: Oh, so you're a full-metal douche again? Well, that's fantastic. Would you like a stuffed bear?
Crowley: Just trying to make conversation.
Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: "Game of Thrones" is complicated. The shower sex - that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't Hell. It's you.
Crowley: Fair enough. What's your problem, then?
Dean Winchester: My problem is Metatron.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: Your brother, bless his soul, is summoning me as I speak. Make a deal, bring you back. It's exactly about what I was talking about, isn't it? It's all become so... expected. You have to believe me. When I suggested you can take on the mark of Cain, I didn't know this was going to happen. Not really. I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important. It's fundamental. But... there is one story about Cain that I might have... forgotten to tell you. Apparently, he, too, was willing to accept death, rather than becoming the killer the mark wanted him to be. So he took his own with the blade. He died. Except, as rumor has it, the mark never quite let go. You can understand why I never spoke of this. Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation? It wasn't until you summoned me... no, it wasn't truly until you left that cheeseburger uneaten... that I began to let myself believe. Maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me, Dean Winchester. What you're feeling right now - it's not death. It's life - a new kind of life. Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let's go take a howl at that moon.

09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: So this is what you and Moose do, eh? Crisscross the country searching for evil, order your nitrates, partake of the local attraction?
Dean Winchester: Yup.
Crowley: And you never get tired of the rat race? Never get the urge to just bugger off and howl at the moon? Never ask yourself, is this it? Is this all there is?
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Dean Winchester: [Fear and uncertainty in his eyes] What the hell is happening to me, you son of a bitch?
Crowley: Liquor before beer? Bad tacos? How should I know?
Dean Winchester: I can't turn it off! [He can barely stand still] Ever since I killed Abaddon, it's- it's like this whole... other *thing*! I get this high, and I- I- I need to kill. I mean I really, *really* need to kill, and if I don't...
Crowley: You yack your guts out. [pause] It's the mark.
Dean Winchester: Meaning?
Crowley: It wants you to kill. The more you kill, the better you feel. The less you kill, the less better you feel.
Dean Winchester: How much less better?
Crowley: One would imagine the least less better.
Dean Winchester: [quietly] So, dead. [Crowley sort of shrugs and nods. Dean is working hard to focus] Cain had the mark. He didn't die.
Crowley: Cain was a demon. Your body's not strong enough to contain the blade's power.
Dean Winchester: [Grabs his right forearm... ] What if I got rid of it?
Crowley: You *want* to get rid of it?
Dean Winchester: [pause, struggling inwardly] What I want is Metatron.
Crowley: Go on.
Dean Winchester: But, I have to get through that door, and I have to get to the blade. And you're gonna help me.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine! Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex, that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. You're problem ain't Hell. It's *you*.
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: [snarls] You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: You betrayed me! No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with!
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

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