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Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
The CW TV Network

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Crowley Supernatural

Crowley

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Mark SheppardMark Sheppard
Mark Sheppard, the son of actor W. Morgan Sheppard, was born in London. He began performing at age 15, ...

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Crowley Quotes

09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: I kicked human blood, you know.
Dean Winchester: Oh, so you're a full-metal douche again? Well, that's fantastic. Would you like a stuffed bear?
Crowley: Just trying to make conversation.
Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: "Game of Thrones" is complicated. The shower sex - that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't Hell. It's you.
Crowley: Fair enough. What's your problem, then?
Dean Winchester: My problem is Metatron.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: Your brother, bless his soul, is summoning me as I speak. Make a deal, bring you back. It's exactly about what I was talking about, isn't it? It's all become so... expected. You have to believe me. When I suggested you can take on the mark of Cain, I didn't know this was going to happen. Not really. I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important. It's fundamental. But... there is one story about Cain that I might have... forgotten to tell you. Apparently, he, too, was willing to accept death, rather than becoming the killer the mark wanted him to be. So he took his own with the blade. He died. Except, as rumor has it, the mark never quite let go. You can understand why I never spoke of this. Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation? It wasn't until you summoned me... no, it wasn't truly until you left that cheeseburger uneaten... that I began to let myself believe. Maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me, Dean Winchester. What you're feeling right now - it's not death. It's life - a new kind of life. Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let's go take a howl at that moon.

09x17 - Mother's Little Helper Season 9 / Episode 17: - Mother's Little Helper

Crowley: [to Dean] You're lying to Sam like he's your wife, which kind of makes me your mistress.
09x04 - Slumber Party Season 9 / Episode 4: - Slumber Party

Crowley: [to the Wicked Witch] What's the matter, darling? Cowardly Lion got your tongue?
08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Crowley: Aah. You did good back there, Moose. Yeah, I'll deny it i-if you ever quote me... but- but, man. I'm proud of you.
Sam Winchester: [picks up a spray-paint can] Thanks.
Crowley: Hold on. Uh, w-what's that?
Sam Winchester: It's what it looks like.


Crowley: Are you joking? I just saved your life.
Sam Winchester: [laughs] Seriously?
Crowley: "Seriously?" Me, "Seriously?" We just shared a foxhole, you and I. We beat back the Tet Offensive, outrun the- the Rape of Nanking, together! And still you're going to do me like this?


Crowley: Aah! Aah! "Band of Brothers"? "The Pacific"? None of this means anything to you? All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once? "Girls"!


Crowley: You're my Marnie, Moose. A-and Hannah, she just- she *needs* to be loved. She deserves it. Don't we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved.
Crowley: [shouting emotionally] I deserve to be loved!
Crowley: [softly, almost whispering] I just want to be loved.
Sam Winchester: What?
Crowley: [as if he didn't hear] What?

08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Nancy: [placing a red martini glass] On the house, Sheriff.
Sheriff Jody Mills: Oh, thanks, Nance, but I didn't order...
Crowley: So...
Nancy: [whispering] Good luck.
Crowley: [joining Jody in the booth]... what are we drinking?
Sheriff Jody Mills: Roderick?
Crowley: Wow, Jody. Words cannot begin to describe the injustice that that picture does to you.
Sheriff Jody Mills: [smiles, shyly chuckles] Come on.
08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Crowley: Hello, boys. What's that old expression? "Success has many fathers; failure is a Winchester"? Where's the stone?
Dean Winchester: You show us yours and we'll show you ours.
Crowley: Really, Dean? I'm trying to conduct a professional negotiation here and you want to talk dangly bits?
08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Crowley: Did you really think you could kidnap the King of Hell and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?
Abaddon: [flicks open the doors and walks in] Hello, boys.
Crowley: That's *my* line. Abaddon? They told me you were dead.
Abaddon: So not.
Crowley: And the rest of the calvary?
Abaddon: Oh no, it's just little old unkillable me.


Crowley: Brilliant! Why send in a few grunts when you can send in a knight! Say your prayers, Moose!


Crowley: [smiling] That'll do. Undo these. I'll kill him myself.


Abaddon: That was an order, was it?
Crowley: I am your king.
Abaddon: About that...


Abaddon: Do you know what I find the most shocking about time-traveling through a closet and landing in the year 2013?


Crowley: Aah!
Abaddon: Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the King of Hell.
08x19 - Taxi Driver Season 8 / Episode 19: - Taxi Driver

Naomi: Let me see if I've interrupted the situation correctly. The Winchesters have freed an innocent from hell, to which you are wrongfully are trying to return.
Crowley: Siding with them, Naomi? You don't know those two. Before they're done, we'll both be locked away.
Naomi: I'm just hoping they lock you away, dear. The rest I'll figure out.
Crowley: Bureaucrat. You're fighting outside your weight class.
Naomi: Don't call me a bureaucrat.
08x07 - A Little Slice of Kevin Season 8 / Episode 7: - A Little Slice of Kevin

Crowley: It's all very West Side Story, but let's be logical. You look like hell, and I should know.
08x02 - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy?

Crowley: Kevin. What a pleasure to see you. Sorry about your little playdate. Her name? Ah. Well, if you're gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines. And who is this lovely young thing? Must be your sister.
Linda Tran: [punches Crowley] Stay away from my son.
Crowley: Charming. Defiling her corpse has just made my number one on my to-do list.
08x02 - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy?

Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Plan "C" tanked.
Crowley: Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass.
08x02 - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy?

Beau: Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.
Crowley: $3 billion.
Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Whoa.
Samandriel: The "Mona Lisa."
Crowley: The real "Mona Lisa", where she's topless.
Samandriel: Vatican City.
Crowley: Alaska.
Beau: Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.
Crowley: All right. The moon.
Dean Winchester: You're bidding the moon?
Crowley: Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?
07x23 - Survival of the Fittest Season 7 / Episode 23: - Survival of the Fittest

Dick Roman: Here's my offer.
Crowley: All ears.
Dick Roman: Full immunity for you and your constituents. I'm talking free-range grazing for all demon kind. I'm willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.
Crowley: *All* of Canada?
Dick Roman: Have it.
Crowley: Fair. And down here?
Dick Roman: America's ours. Your sales team stays out - period. That's not up for negotiation. We need America. They're so fat.
Crowley: And in exchange?
Dick Roman: [brings out a vial] The blood of one sadly unimpressive demon in New Jersey. All I ask is to give this to Frick and Frack, tell them it's yours, stand back, and let them come to me.
Crowley: I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want that in writing.
Dick Roman: I don't kiss on the mouth.
Crowley: Your loss.
07x23 - Survival of the Fittest Season 7 / Episode 23: - Survival of the Fittest

Crowley: Castiel. When last we spoke, you, well, enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?
Castiel: I... don't know.
Crowley: Well, you want to be? 'Cause I can help with that.
Dean Winchester: All right, enough.
Crowley: It's enough when I say. I came here to help you. I've found out you've been lying to me, harboring an angel, and not just *any* angel - the one angel I most want to crush between my teeth.
Meg: Oh, so you can crush angels now, huh?
Crowley: You bore me. You know that? You have no sense of poetry.
07x23 - Survival of the Fittest Season 7 / Episode 23: - Survival of the Fittest

Crowley: Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Castiel: Well, I'm still honing my communication strategy. I-I haven't even been back to Heaven. I keep thinking there are no insects up there, but here we have trillions. You know, they're making honey and silk and... miracles, really.
Crowley: What are you talking about?
Castiel: Um, preferring insects to angels, I guess. Here. I can offer a token, if you like. It's honey. I-I collected it myself.
Crowley: You're off your rocker. He's off his rocker! Is that it? Heh, karma's a bitch isn't it?
Dean Winchester: Look, did you come here to donkey punch your old grudges, or to help us get Dick? Pick a battle!
Crowley: Well, I'm vexed. I'd *like* to do both! But where's the fun in clobbering a ball of wet fur? Text me when Sparkles here retrieves his marbles, I suppose.
07x06 - Slash Fiction Season 7 / Episode 6: - Slash Fiction

Crowley: A token.
Richard Roman: You shouldn't have. I love a muffin.
Crowley: 100% organic baby uvulas. Gluten-free.
Richard Roman: So considerate.
07x06 - Slash Fiction Season 7 / Episode 6: - Slash Fiction

Crowley: I'll cut to the chase, Mr. Roman.
Richard Roman: Please. Dick.
Crowley: Dick, you and I control large interests that I feel strongly could meld, to the benefit of all.
Richard Roman: You think?
Crowley: I know. Straight talk, we should be friends, you and I.
Richard Roman: Why? Why in the world would we be?
Crowley: Well, I brought you here, Dick. I found the way to open the door to Purgatory.
Richard Roman: To steal every last soul, you mean. You and that angel friend of yours. Don't roofie me and call it romance.
Crowley: I think you've got me wrong.
Richard Roman: Now it's your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores. You're less than humans, and they're not good for much 'til you dip 'em in garlic sauce. I'd never work with you, Crowley. In fact, if I wasn't busy with better things, I might actively wipe your kind from the face of the Universe. And you'd deserve it. Are we clear?
07x01 - Meet the New Boss Season 7 / Episode 1: - Meet the New Boss

Castiel: Hello, Crowley. You look stressed.
Crowley: ...Bollocks.
06x21 - Let It Bleed Season 6 / Episode 21: - Let It Bleed

Crowley: God, how long's it been, Dean? Since my so-called demise, yes?
Dean Winchester: Crowley, let them go now. Or I swear...
Crowley: Right, right. You'll rip me a cornucopia of orifices.
06x20 - The Man Who Would Be King Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Man Who Would Be King

Crowley: [torturing a vampire] Chocula here feels every tickle.
Castiel: What is that good for?
Crowley: Apart from the obvious erotic value, you got me.
06x20 - The Man Who Would Be King Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Man Who Would Be King

Castiel: Don't worry about the Winchesters.
Crowley: Don't worry about... what, like Lucifer didn't worry? Or Michael, or Lilith, or Alistair, or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?
06x20 - The Man Who Would Be King Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Man Who Would Be King

Crowley: What are you planning to do about Raphael?
Castiel: What can I do, besides submit or die?
Crowley: "Submit or die"? What are you, French?
06x10 - Caged Heat Season 6 / Episode 10: - Caged Heat

Crowley: Castiel. Haven't seen you all season. You the calvary now?
06x10 - Caged Heat Season 6 / Episode 10: - Caged Heat

Crowley: What's in the gift bag?
Castiel: [pulls out a skull] You are.
06x10 - Caged Heat Season 6 / Episode 10: - Caged Heat

Crowley: [about Samuel] Best purchase I've made since Dick Cheney.
06x10 - Caged Heat Season 6 / Episode 10: - Caged Heat

Crowley: [Realizing he is stuck in a demon trap] So, do what to I owe the reach around?
Meg: [Meg walks in] Crowley.
Crowley: Whore.
06x08 - All Dogs Go to Heaven Season 6 / Episode 8: - All Dogs Go to Heaven

Crowley: Is that Bobby Singer? Give him a kiss for me.
06x07 - Family Matters Season 6 / Episode 7: - Family Matters

Dean Winchester: Since when do you give a crap about vampires?
Crowley: Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Okay let's see... since, mind your own business.
06x07 - Family Matters Season 6 / Episode 7: - Family Matters

Crowley: Best shut your gob. Employees don't question management.
Dean Winchester: We ain't your employees.
Crowley: Of course you are! Have been for some time now, thanks to Gramps. I don't keep Captain Chromedome around for his wit, do I? Samuel knows things. More than any of you, actually. Walking encyclopedia of the creepy and the crawly. And I knew, you two are so hung up on family-loyalty nonsense, that when he said jump, you'd get froggy.

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