Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
The CW TV Network

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Crowley Supernatural

Crowley

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Mark SheppardMark Sheppard
Mark Sheppard, the son of actor W. Morgan Sheppard, was born in London. He began performing at age 15, ...

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Crowley Quotes

10x10 - The Hunter Games Season 10 / Episode 10: - The Hunter Games

Rowena: Fergus! What's the matter?
Crowley: Nothing.
Rowena: Nothing? You're soaked in the horror sweat. Haven't seen that since the plague years. Darling, what can I do?
Crowley: Not a thing, you evil bitch.
Rowena: "Not a thing, you evil bitch", Mother.
10x03 - Soul Survivor Season 10 / Episode 3: - Soul Survivor

Crowley: Why can't you people just sit on clouds and play harps, like you're supposed to?
10x01 - Black Season 10 / Episode 1: - Black

Crowley: [Answering a call he believes to be from one of his demons] You're dead.
Sam Winchester: Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.
Crowley: Moose. Took you long enough. Your brother and I were beginning to wonder if you'd hit another dog. You know.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: I kicked human blood, you know.
Dean Winchester: Oh, so you're a full-metal douche again? Well, that's fantastic. Would you like a stuffed bear?
Crowley: Just trying to make conversation.
Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: "Game of Thrones" is complicated. The shower sex - that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't Hell. It's you.
Crowley: Fair enough. What's your problem, then?
Dean Winchester: My problem is Metatron.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: Your brother, bless his soul, is summoning me as I speak. Make a deal, bring you back. It's exactly about what I was talking about, isn't it? It's all become so... expected. You have to believe me. When I suggested you can take on the mark of Cain, I didn't know this was going to happen. Not really. I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important. It's fundamental. But... there is one story about Cain that I might have... forgotten to tell you. Apparently, he, too, was willing to accept death, rather than becoming the killer the mark wanted him to be. So he took his own with the blade. He died. Except, as rumor has it, the mark never quite let go. You can understand why I never spoke of this. Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation? It wasn't until you summoned me... no, it wasn't truly until you left that cheeseburger uneaten... that I began to let myself believe. Maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me, Dean Winchester. What you're feeling right now - it's not death. It's life - a new kind of life. Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let's go take a howl at that moon.

09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: So this is what you and Moose do, eh? Crisscross the country searching for evil, order your nitrates, partake of the local attraction?
Dean Winchester: Yup.
Crowley: And you never get tired of the rat race? Never get the urge to just bugger off and howl at the moon? Never ask yourself, is this it? Is this all there is?
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Dean Winchester: [Fear and uncertainty in his eyes] What the hell is happening to me, you son of a bitch?
Crowley: Liquor before beer? Bad tacos? How should I know?
Dean Winchester: I can't turn it off! [He can barely stand still] Ever since I killed Abaddon, it's- it's like this whole... other *thing*! I get this high, and I- I- I need to kill. I mean I really, *really* need to kill, and if I don't...
Crowley: You yack your guts out. [pause] It's the mark.
Dean Winchester: Meaning?
Crowley: It wants you to kill. The more you kill, the better you feel. The less you kill, the less better you feel.
Dean Winchester: How much less better?
Crowley: One would imagine the least less better.
Dean Winchester: [quietly] So, dead. [Crowley sort of shrugs and nods. Dean is working hard to focus] Cain had the mark. He didn't die.
Crowley: Cain was a demon. Your body's not strong enough to contain the blade's power.
Dean Winchester: [Grabs his right forearm... ] What if I got rid of it?
Crowley: You *want* to get rid of it?
Dean Winchester: [pause, struggling inwardly] What I want is Metatron.
Crowley: Go on.
Dean Winchester: But, I have to get through that door, and I have to get to the blade. And you're gonna help me.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine! Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex, that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. You're problem ain't Hell. It's *you*.
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: [snarls] You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: You betrayed me! No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with!
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
09x17 - Mother's Little Helper Season 9 / Episode 17: - Mother's Little Helper

Crowley: [to Dean] You're lying to Sam like he's your wife, which kind of makes me your mistress.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Crowley: [voicemail message] Too busy inflicting pain to answer. Leave a message.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Crowley: Who would have thunk it, ey, Moose? You and me. Same team. In the trenches. When this is over, we can get matching tattoos.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Crowley: Brilliant, I must say. Speaking of myself, of course. All you two managed to do was get trussed up. Combine a little daring do on my part, some dumb muscle from Squirrel, a little bleeding from Moose. Happy ending. Roll credits.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Dean Winchester: [Sees that the Impala has been broken into] No. No! C'mon! [Sam and Dean rush forward to check the damage] What the Hell?
Sam Winchester: Sulfur. Demons. [Dean checks the interior while Sam checks the trunk]
Dean Winchester: Ah! Abaddon's. Well, she's just one jump behind us. Guess she couldn't find Magnus' joint either. What about the trunk?
Sam Winchester: Safe. Warding kept 'em out.
Dean Winchester: [muttering] Demon mitts all over my baby. [Closes the back door and notices the scratches along the side] Oh, c'mon! [Slams the front door shut to find more scratches] What, now they're keying cars? [He goes down on his knees to check the damage, licks his thumb and rubs it along a scratch]
Sam Winchester: What language is that?
Crowley: It's Enokian. The message isn't for you. It's for me. [Points to the scratches while Dean briefly puts his forehead against the door dejectedly then continues to check the damage] 'Be afraid. Your queen.' Abaddon's getting more brazen. She thinks I'm losing my grip.
Sam Winchester: Dean. [Looks down at Dean who places his head and hands against the door in a sad hug] Dean! [Dean stands up, exasperated] Listen. You said Crowley was only useful til we got the blade. [pauses while he raises his eyebrows significantly] We got the blade. [Both brothers turn to face Crowley, who immediately waves his hand and slams and pins them both against the side of the car. Sam drops the blade]
Dean Winchester: Uh! Ahhh! [in complete frustration]
Crowley: You know, boys. I'm in debt to you. You forced sobriety on me, and now I can see the situation for what it is. Dean, you are quite the killing machine and it occurs to me that Abaddon is not the only name on your list. My name must be up there as well. [With the flick of a finger, he pulls the blade from the ground into his hand]
Dean Winchester: It's no good to you without me.
Crowley: Yes, but as long as I have it, it's no good to you. Now this is the way it's going to go. I'll hang on to ol' donkey teeth here until such time as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her. [to Sam] You're right, Moose. You can't trust me. But, sadly, I can't trust you either.
09x11 - First Born Season 9 / Episode 11: - First Born

Dean Winchester: Tara, listen, my, uh... associate...
Crowley: Friend. Besties, actually.
Dean Winchester: [to Crowley] Not helping!
Tara: [to both of them] Not caring.
09x11 - First Born Season 9 / Episode 11: - First Born

Cain: So. What are the king of Hell and a Winchester doing at my house?
Dean Winchester: You know who we are.
Cain: I'm retired. I'm not dead. What I don't know is why you're looking for me. More importantly, how you found me.
Crowley: Ah, it's a funny story really. Bit of a misunderstanding. We really...
Cain: Shhhhh... [Crowley is now unable to speak]
Dean Winchester: Oh, you *gotta* teach me how to do that.
09x11 - First Born Season 9 / Episode 11: - First Born

Crowley: This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, it's early.
09x10 - Road Trip Season 9 / Episode 10: - Road Trip

Crowley: Right now, I'm the goodest guy you got.
09x10 - Road Trip Season 9 / Episode 10: - Road Trip

Dean Winchester: This don't make us square. I see you again...
Crowley: I'm dead. Yes, I know. I love you, too.
09x04 - Slumber Party Season 9 / Episode 4: - Slumber Party

Crowley: [to the Wicked Witch] What's the matter, darling? Cowardly Lion got your tongue?
08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Crowley: Aah. You did good back there, Moose. Yeah, I'll deny it i-if you ever quote me... but- but, man. I'm proud of you.
Sam Winchester: [picks up a spray-paint can] Thanks.
Crowley: Hold on. Uh, w-what's that?
Sam Winchester: It's what it looks like.


Crowley: Are you joking? I just saved your life.
Sam Winchester: [laughs] Seriously?
Crowley: "Seriously?" Me, "Seriously?" We just shared a foxhole, you and I. We beat back the Tet Offensive, outrun the- the Rape of Nanking, together! And still you're going to do me like this?


Crowley: Aah! Aah! "Band of Brothers"? "The Pacific"? None of this means anything to you? All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once? "Girls"!


Crowley: You're my Marnie, Moose. A-and Hannah, she just- she *needs* to be loved. She deserves it. Don't we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved.
Crowley: [shouting emotionally] I deserve to be loved!
Crowley: [softly, almost whispering] I just want to be loved.
Sam Winchester: What?
Crowley: [as if he didn't hear] What?

08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Nancy: [placing a red martini glass] On the house, Sheriff.
Sheriff Jody Mills: Oh, thanks, Nance, but I didn't order...
Crowley: So...
Nancy: [whispering] Good luck.
Crowley: [joining Jody in the booth]... what are we drinking?
Sheriff Jody Mills: Roderick?
Crowley: Wow, Jody. Words cannot begin to describe the injustice that that picture does to you.
Sheriff Jody Mills: [smiles, shyly chuckles] Come on.
08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Crowley: Hello, boys. What's that old expression? "Success has many fathers; failure is a Winchester"? Where's the stone?
Dean Winchester: You show us yours and we'll show you ours.
Crowley: Really, Dean? I'm trying to conduct a professional negotiation here and you want to talk dangly bits?
08x23 - Sacrifice Season 8 / Episode 23: - Sacrifice

Crowley: Did you really think you could kidnap the King of Hell and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?
Abaddon: [flicks open the doors and walks in] Hello, boys.
Crowley: That's *my* line. Abaddon? They told me you were dead.
Abaddon: So not.
Crowley: And the rest of the calvary?
Abaddon: Oh no, it's just little old unkillable me.


Crowley: Brilliant! Why send in a few grunts when you can send in a knight! Say your prayers, Moose!


Crowley: [smiling] That'll do. Undo these. I'll kill him myself.


Abaddon: That was an order, was it?
Crowley: I am your king.
Abaddon: About that...


Abaddon: Do you know what I find the most shocking about time-traveling through a closet and landing in the year 2013?


Crowley: Aah!
Abaddon: Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the King of Hell.
08x19 - Taxi Driver Season 8 / Episode 19: - Taxi Driver

Naomi: Let me see if I've interrupted the situation correctly. The Winchesters have freed an innocent from hell, to which you are wrongfully are trying to return.
Crowley: Siding with them, Naomi? You don't know those two. Before they're done, we'll both be locked away.
Naomi: I'm just hoping they lock you away, dear. The rest I'll figure out.
Crowley: Bureaucrat. You're fighting outside your weight class.
Naomi: Don't call me a bureaucrat.
08x17 - Goodbye Stranger Season 8 / Episode 17: - Goodbye Stranger

Crowley: What's that old expression? If you want something done right [kills demon]... Blah, blah, blah.
08x07 - A Little Slice of Kevin Season 8 / Episode 7: - A Little Slice of Kevin

Crowley: It's all very West Side Story, but let's be logical. You look like hell, and I should know.
08x02 - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy?

Crowley: Kevin. What a pleasure to see you. Sorry about your little playdate. Her name? Ah. Well, if you're gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines. And who is this lovely young thing? Must be your sister.
Linda Tran: [punches Crowley] Stay away from my son.
Crowley: Charming. Defiling her corpse has just made my number one on my to-do list.

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