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Type
Scripted
Premiered
Sep. 13, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
The CW TV Network

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Crowley Supernatural

Crowley

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Mark SheppardMark Sheppard
Mark Sheppard, the son of actor W. Morgan Sheppard, was born in London. He began performing at age 15, ...

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Crowley Quotes

11x18 - Hell's Angel Season 11 / Episode 18: - Hell's Angel

Noel: Thank God. I don't think I have long.
Crowley: How very prescient of you.
11x15 - Beyond the Mat Season 11 / Episode 15: - Beyond the Mat

Simmons: How did you...?
Crowley: I'm Crowley.
11x10 - The Devil in the Details Season 11 / Episode 10: - The Devil in the Details

Rowena: Lucifer has a plan and...
Crowley: And he's the devil.
Rowena: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Crowley: Oh, I'm a bad thing. He's a worse thing.
11x10 - The Devil in the Details Season 11 / Episode 10: - The Devil in the Details

Dean Winchester: Where's Sam?
Crowley: Don't worry about Sam.
Dean Winchester: I'm sorry, have you met me?
11x10 - The Devil in the Details Season 11 / Episode 10: - The Devil in the Details

Crowley: Mother, why do you hate me?
Rowena: I hate you, because when I look at you, I see the woman I used to be. Before magic, before the covin, when I was nothing but Rowena, a pale, scared little girl who smelled of filth. I hate you because when you were born, your father said he loved me then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house while I was lying pathetic on a straw mat, my thigh slick with blood.


Rowena: I hate you because if I didn't, I'd love you. But love, love is weakness, and I'll never be weak again.
11x09 -  O Brother Where Are Thou? Season 11 / Episode 9: - O Brother Where Are Thou?

Rowena: You know Fergus, sometimes a deal may be the only option.
Crowley: Like the hit you took out for me for instance.
Rowena: It's not easy being a parent. Never knowing when to hug your child and when to kill him.
11x06 - Our Little World Season 11 / Episode 6: - Our Little World

Crowley: What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?
Amara: if nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as the world.
Crowley: Excuse me?
Amara: [pause] Memes.
10x23 - Brother's Keeper Season 10 / Episode 23: - Brother's Keeper

Crowley: Who summons anymore? Couldn't you call?
Castiel: You're not in my contacts list.
10x22 - The Prisoner Season 10 / Episode 22: - The Prisoner

Crowley: You're right. I am a monster. And I've done bad. I've done things you can't even imagine - horrible, evil, messy things. And I've loved... every... damn... minute. So, thank you, Sam, for reminding me who I really am.
10x21 - Dark Dynasty Season 10 / Episode 21: - Dark Dynasty

Crowley: [When he is interrupted playing darts using an underling's chest as the dart board] I hope this is important. I have a perfect game going.
10x10 - The Hunter Games Season 10 / Episode 10: - The Hunter Games

Rowena: Fergus! What's the matter?
Crowley: Nothing.
Rowena: Nothing? You're soaked in the horror sweat. Haven't seen that since the plague years. Darling, what can I do?
Crowley: Not a thing, you evil bitch.
Rowena: "Not a thing, you evil bitch", Mother.
10x09 - The Things We Left Behind Season 10 / Episode 9: - The Things We Left Behind

Crowley: You said you'd be back in a flash and then you disappeared. I was eight years old! Eight!
Rowena: Oh, now you're being dramatic.
Crowley: I didn't even have a father!
Rowena: Of course you had a father! You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy and it's not like I was taking names.
10x03 - Soul Survivor Season 10 / Episode 3: - Soul Survivor

Crowley: Why can't you people just sit on clouds and play harps, like you're supposed to?
10x01 - Black Season 10 / Episode 1: - Black

Crowley: [Answering a call he believes to be from one of his demons] You're dead.
Sam Winchester: Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.
Crowley: Moose. Took you long enough. Your brother and I were beginning to wonder if you'd hit another dog. You know.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: I kicked human blood, you know.
Dean Winchester: Oh, so you're a full-metal douche again? Well, that's fantastic. Would you like a stuffed bear?
Crowley: Just trying to make conversation.
Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: "Game of Thrones" is complicated. The shower sex - that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't Hell. It's you.
Crowley: Fair enough. What's your problem, then?
Dean Winchester: My problem is Metatron.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: Your brother, bless his soul, is summoning me as I speak. Make a deal, bring you back. It's exactly about what I was talking about, isn't it? It's all become so... expected. You have to believe me. When I suggested you can take on the mark of Cain, I didn't know this was going to happen. Not really. I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important. It's fundamental. But... there is one story about Cain that I might have... forgotten to tell you. Apparently, he, too, was willing to accept death, rather than becoming the killer the mark wanted him to be. So he took his own with the blade. He died. Except, as rumor has it, the mark never quite let go. You can understand why I never spoke of this. Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation? It wasn't until you summoned me... no, it wasn't truly until you left that cheeseburger uneaten... that I began to let myself believe. Maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me, Dean Winchester. What you're feeling right now - it's not death. It's life - a new kind of life. Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let's go take a howl at that moon.

09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Crowley: So this is what you and Moose do, eh? Crisscross the country searching for evil, order your nitrates, partake of the local attraction?
Dean Winchester: Yup.
Crowley: And you never get tired of the rat race? Never get the urge to just bugger off and howl at the moon? Never ask yourself, is this it? Is this all there is?
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Dean Winchester: [Fear and uncertainty in his eyes] What the hell is happening to me, you son of a bitch?
Crowley: Liquor before beer? Bad tacos? How should I know?
Dean Winchester: I can't turn it off! [He can barely stand still] Ever since I killed Abaddon, it's- it's like this whole... other *thing*! I get this high, and I- I- I need to kill. I mean I really, *really* need to kill, and if I don't...
Crowley: You yack your guts out. [pause] It's the mark.
Dean Winchester: Meaning?
Crowley: It wants you to kill. The more you kill, the better you feel. The less you kill, the less better you feel.
Dean Winchester: How much less better?
Crowley: One would imagine the least less better.
Dean Winchester: [quietly] So, dead. [Crowley sort of shrugs and nods. Dean is working hard to focus] Cain had the mark. He didn't die.
Crowley: Cain was a demon. Your body's not strong enough to contain the blade's power.
Dean Winchester: [Grabs his right forearm... ] What if I got rid of it?
Crowley: You *want* to get rid of it?
Dean Winchester: [pause, struggling inwardly] What I want is Metatron.
Crowley: Go on.
Dean Winchester: But, I have to get through that door, and I have to get to the blade. And you're gonna help me.
09x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles Season 9 / Episode 23: - Do You Believe in Miracles

Dean Winchester: How's Hell, Crowley?
Crowley: Hell's fine! Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated.
Dean Winchester: Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex, that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. You're problem ain't Hell. It's *you*.
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: [snarls] You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: You betrayed me! No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with!
09x21 - King of the Damned Season 9 / Episode 21: - King of the Damned

Crowley: You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
09x17 - Mother's Little Helper Season 9 / Episode 17: - Mother's Little Helper

Crowley: [to Dean] You're lying to Sam like he's your wife, which kind of makes me your mistress.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Crowley: [voicemail message] Too busy inflicting pain to answer. Leave a message.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Crowley: Who would have thunk it, ey, Moose? You and me. Same team. In the trenches. When this is over, we can get matching tattoos.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Crowley: Brilliant, I must say. Speaking of myself, of course. All you two managed to do was get trussed up. Combine a little daring do on my part, some dumb muscle from Squirrel, a little bleeding from Moose. Happy ending. Roll credits.
09x16 - Blade Runners Season 9 / Episode 16: - Blade Runners

Dean Winchester: [Sees that the Impala has been broken into] No. No! C'mon! [Sam and Dean rush forward to check the damage] What the Hell?
Sam Winchester: Sulfur. Demons. [Dean checks the interior while Sam checks the trunk]
Dean Winchester: Ah! Abaddon's. Well, she's just one jump behind us. Guess she couldn't find Magnus' joint either. What about the trunk?
Sam Winchester: Safe. Warding kept 'em out.
Dean Winchester: [muttering] Demon mitts all over my baby. [Closes the back door and notices the scratches along the side] Oh, c'mon! [Slams the front door shut to find more scratches] What, now they're keying cars? [He goes down on his knees to check the damage, licks his thumb and rubs it along a scratch]
Sam Winchester: What language is that?
Crowley: It's Enokian. The message isn't for you. It's for me. [Points to the scratches while Dean briefly puts his forehead against the door dejectedly then continues to check the damage] 'Be afraid. Your queen.' Abaddon's getting more brazen. She thinks I'm losing my grip.
Sam Winchester: Dean. [Looks down at Dean who places his head and hands against the door in a sad hug] Dean! [Dean stands up, exasperated] Listen. You said Crowley was only useful til we got the blade. [pauses while he raises his eyebrows significantly] We got the blade. [Both brothers turn to face Crowley, who immediately waves his hand and slams and pins them both against the side of the car. Sam drops the blade]
Dean Winchester: Uh! Ahhh! [in complete frustration]
Crowley: You know, boys. I'm in debt to you. You forced sobriety on me, and now I can see the situation for what it is. Dean, you are quite the killing machine and it occurs to me that Abaddon is not the only name on your list. My name must be up there as well. [With the flick of a finger, he pulls the blade from the ground into his hand]
Dean Winchester: It's no good to you without me.
Crowley: Yes, but as long as I have it, it's no good to you. Now this is the way it's going to go. I'll hang on to ol' donkey teeth here until such time as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her. [to Sam] You're right, Moose. You can't trust me. But, sadly, I can't trust you either.
09x11 - First Born Season 9 / Episode 11: - First Born

Dean Winchester: Tara, listen, my, uh... associate...
Crowley: Friend. Besties, actually.
Dean Winchester: [to Crowley] Not helping!
Tara: [to both of them] Not caring.
09x11 - First Born Season 9 / Episode 11: - First Born

Cain: So. What are the king of Hell and a Winchester doing at my house?
Dean Winchester: You know who we are.
Cain: I'm retired. I'm not dead. What I don't know is why you're looking for me. More importantly, how you found me.
Crowley: Ah, it's a funny story really. Bit of a misunderstanding. We really...
Cain: Shhhhh... [Crowley is now unable to speak]
Dean Winchester: Oh, you *gotta* teach me how to do that.
09x11 - First Born Season 9 / Episode 11: - First Born

Crowley: This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, it's early.

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