Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 16, 2004
Status
Canceled/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
SyFy TV Network

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05x01 - Search and Rescue (2) Season 5 / Episode 1: - Search and Rescue (2)

Col. Steven Caldwell: Major Marks, please make that ship go away.
05x01 - Search and Rescue (2) Season 5 / Episode 1: - Search and Rescue (2)

Dr. Jennifer Keller: Ready?
Maj. John Sheppard: Ready! From what I understand, I don't actually have to do anything
Dr. Jennifer Keller: Well, that's right, you just have to lie still and, let me play with your insides.


Dr. Jennifer Keller: ...Sorry
05x01 - Search and Rescue (2) Season 5 / Episode 1: - Search and Rescue (2)

Teyla Emmagan: You need to catch him!
Dr. Rodney McKay: What!?
Teyla Emmagan: You need to catch him, when I push him out!!!
Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, God. Just, under hand him okay, I've never been good at baseball.
05x01 - Search and Rescue (2) Season 5 / Episode 1: - Search and Rescue (2)

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I'm gonna stop making fun of combat engineers as of today, I promise. Harris up there with you?
Muffled voice: Yes, he's here. Don't worry, we'll have you out soon.
Ronon Dex: I thought Harris was on leave until next month.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [Sheppard nods] If we get out of here, beer's on me, boys. What do you like, uh, Duff Beer or Oprah Ale?
Muffled voice: Duff.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, they don't watch The Simpsons or drink beer.
04x20 - The Last Man (1) Season 4 / Episode 20: - The Last Man (1)

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: You're telling me I just travelled 48,000 years into the future in ten seconds?
Dr. Rodney McKay: I know. It's kind of cool when you think about it, isn't it?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Surfing a thirty foot wave in Waimei is cool. Dating a supermodel is cool. This is not cool!
04x20 - The Last Man (1) Season 4 / Episode 20: - The Last Man (1)

Todd the Wraith: I was going to write an elaborate programme designed to slowly create a fatal error in the primary capacitor, but I doubt there'll be time for that now.
Ronon Dex: I was just gonna blow it up.
04x19 - The Kindred (2) Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Kindred (2)

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I'm tired of getting shot at with our own guns.
Dr. Carson Beckett: I'm generally not fond of it regardless of the weapon.
04x17 - Midway Season 4 / Episode 17: - Midway

Teyla Emmagan: His demeanor toward women differs from his demeanor toward men. He kept calling me "honey". I admit the urge to inflict harm on this man was quite strong but I managed to refrain from doing so.
04x16 - Trio Season 4 / Episode 16: - Trio

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'd like to take a bath in whatever magical ointment they just put on my hands, because they're the only thing that doesn't hurt. It's not going to scar, is it?
Dr. Jennifer Keller: Chicks dig scars.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Not the chicks I dig.
04x14 - Harmony Season 4 / Episode 14: - Harmony

Dr. Rodney McKay: You gonna eat your power bar?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Yes, Rodney. Told you, shouldn't have eaten yours so early in the day.
Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm starving! Usually Flora feeds us some sort of food when we visit. Come on, you hardly ever eat yours.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: No, Rodney!
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, will you give it to me later when you decide you're not gonna eat it?
Harmony: You allow him to question you so incessantly?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I guess I'm just used to it by now.
Harmony: Would it not be easier to beat him?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: We don't beat people where we come from.
Harmony: Why not?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, we find it's not very effective in the long run... unfortunately.
04x13 - Quarantine Season 4 / Episode 13: - Quarantine

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: We could be here a while. [looks at a pregnant Teyla]
Teyla Emmagan: What?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: It's just every time one of these things happen in the movies the pregnant woman goes into labor.
Teyla Emmagan: I'm still long way from my due day.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: That's the same thing in the movies and then wham!
04x13 - Quarantine Season 4 / Episode 13: - Quarantine

Teyla Emmagan: Can anyone do it?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: They'd have to know Rodney's password. Fortunately I do.
Teyla Emmagan: He told you his password?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: He didn't think I'd remember it. 16431879196842. See, didn't take a genius.
Teyla Emmagan: I-it doesnt...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: 1643 is the year Isaac Newton was born, 1879 Einstein and 1968...
Teyla Emmagan: ...the year Rodney was born.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Never underestimate the size of that man's ego.
Teyla Emmagan: Wait, weren't there other numbers?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: 42
Teyla Emmagan: What is that?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: It's the ultimate answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.
04x13 - Quarantine Season 4 / Episode 13: - Quarantine

Teyla Emmagan: Climb the tower? Is that even possible?
Maj. John Sheppard: Sure, Batman did it all the time. Piece of cake.
04x13 - Quarantine Season 4 / Episode 13: - Quarantine

Dr. Rodney McKay: One must always be on guard, you know, always looking out for the potholes. Now, you can call me a catastrophist, but it's a necessary burden I bear.
Dr. Katie Brown: A mindset like that and a person would live in a constant state of worry and fear.
Dr. Rodney McKay: You forgot despair.
04x13 - Quarantine Season 4 / Episode 13: - Quarantine

Dr. Radek Zelenka: You know, I'm a little bit puzzled as to why Rodney hasn't solved this problem yet. He's been a little off his game lately.
Colonel Samantha Carter: Maybe he doesn't have access to a computer.
Dr. Radek Zelenka: Rodney without his computer? This I have yet to witness.
04x11 - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2) Season 4 / Episode 11: - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2)

Colonel Steven Caldwell: [Colonels of both earth ships beam into the control room of atlantis. To Ellis] Colonel.
Colonel Abe Ellis: [to Caldwell] Colonel.
Colonel Steven Caldwell: [to Samantha] Colonel.
Colonel Samantha Carter: [to both] Colonels.
Colonel Abe Ellis: [to Sheppard] Colonel.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [to both] Colonels.
Dr. Rodney McKay: What, seriously?
04x11 - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2) Season 4 / Episode 11: - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2)

Todd the Wraith: [talking about replicators] they are a very complex and ingenious design.
Dr. Rodney McKay: yeah well. I thought I was ingenious-er. [looks at Todd] Yes I know it's not a word, Mr... helpful
04x11 - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2) Season 4 / Episode 11: - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2)

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [repeating Rodney] A, Superdence... blob. That's your great idea.
04x11 - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2) Season 4 / Episode 11: - Be All My Sins Remember'd (2)

Dr. Rodney McKay: Did I ever tell you about the time I once got a damaged Ancient hyperdrive system online moments before me and my crew were incinerated by a supervolcano?
Todd the Wraith: Yes, you have.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, there you go. See? I work best under pressure.
Todd the Wraith: Then perhaps I should threaten to feed on you if you do not complete the coding in time.
04x10 - This Mortal Coil (1) Season 4 / Episode 10: - This Mortal Coil (1)

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Do we know what the problem is?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, the Gate's not working.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I think we figured that much last week when you broke it.
04x10 - This Mortal Coil (1) Season 4 / Episode 10: - This Mortal Coil (1)

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Last time I came face to face with myself, I ended up kicking my own ass.
04x09 - Miller's Crossing Season 4 / Episode 9: - Miller's Crossing

Dr. Rodney McKay: What is this? Some kind of lab?
Jeanie Miller: Well that's some great detective work Nancy Drew!
04x09 - Miller's Crossing Season 4 / Episode 9: - Miller's Crossing

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm really sorry about all this.
Jeanie Miller: Oh, I am going to hold this over your head for... forever.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh. That's totally fair.
Jeanie Miller: Like, you're going to eat a lot of vegetarian food. [chuckles] And not complain about it.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Sure, sure.
Jeanie Miller: And you're going to read Madison three stories instead of her usual two.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Alright.
Jeanie Miller: You're going to buy me a car.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Let's not get out of control here.
Jeanie Miller: You almost got me killed, that's at least a car. A nice one. Hybrid.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, well, we'll talk about it on the way home.
Jeanie Miller: Home. That sounds great. [she pauses, then hugs McKay] I love you.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah. [Jeanie looks at him, waiting; he responds quickly, as if it is obvious] I love you too.
04x09 - Miller's Crossing Season 4 / Episode 9: - Miller's Crossing

Dr. Rodney McKay: Say, you and I are about even when it comes to looks, right?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Who's been lying to you?
Dr. Rodney McKay: No, I'm serious.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I am, too. Who's been lying to you?
04x09 - Miller's Crossing Season 4 / Episode 9: - Miller's Crossing

Dr. Radek Zelenka: Rodney, we're stuck. We've been stuck for ten hours. Just ask her for help, please.
Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm not stuck.
Dr. Radek Zelenka: The last time we had a block like this she helped us through it, right?
Dr. Rodney McKay: That was something completely different.
Dr. Radek Zelenka: I cannot sit here waiting for you to have an epiphany! I'm losing the will to live!
04x09 - Miller's Crossing Season 4 / Episode 9: - Miller's Crossing

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Where're you going?
Ronon Dex: To get some food.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, in case you forgot, McKay and his sister are still missing.
Ronon Dex: What, you want my help dissecting corporate structures? When you find someone to point a gun at, you let me know.
04x08 - The Seer Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Seer

Linara: I fear the future!
Teyla Emmagan: Just because something is unknown does not necessarily mean it needs to be feared.
04x08 - The Seer Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Seer

Richard Woolsey: How did you *know* the two Wraith ships would fire on each other?
Colonel Samantha Carter: I didn't. Are you going to put *that* in your report?
Richard Woolsey: It probably would be better if I didn't. There may be such a thing as being too thorough.
Colonel Samantha Carter: Right.
04x08 - The Seer Season 4 / Episode 8: - The Seer

Davos: The future is predetermined by the character of those who shape it.
04x05 - Travelers Season 4 / Episode 5: - Travelers

Dr. Rodney McKay: Just once, I'd like to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien.

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