2x19 April is the Cruelest Month
First Aired: Mar. 28, 2000 on ABC
Summary: Reductions in Olympic coverage appear to be harbinger of future staff cutbacks at Sports Night. Jeremy plans a Jewish Sader at the studio and invites several of the non-Jewish staff to participate. The anchors are at odds after Dan's recent on-air embarrassment of Casey. The cool relations…
Main Characters in this Episode
Dan Rydell: You're gonna do a rewrite on the Haggadah?
Jeremy Goodwin: It's not written in stone, Danny.
Dan Rydell: Actually, some of it is.
Will: I completely agree Sarah, I hope we never have to leave my father's house or even this land.
Jeremy Goodwin: But Abraham's wish was not to be for one day, while tending to his sheep...
Dana Whitaker: Would you please?
Jeremy Goodwin: ...Abraham heard, the voice of God.
Dana Whitaker: Dave's God?
Will: Who's that?
Dave: It's me.
Will: I'm hearing things. The wind must be playing tricks with my ears.
Dave: It's not trick. It's me. I've chosen you.
Will: Chosen me?
Dave: I've chosen you. You've been chosen.
Will: I don't like the sound of that.
Dave: No, it's ok. What I want you to do it this. I want you and Sarah to leave your father's house and leave this land and go forth to a place called Canaan. [points to the right]
Jeremy Goodwin: [corrects him by pointing to the left] Oop.
Dave: There in Canaan you will become the founder of a great nation.
Dave: 10 seconds live.