Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 17, 1999
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
Nickelodeon TV Network
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SpongeBob SquarePants

Cartoon follows funny and witty misadventures of a sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and works in fast-food restaurant 'Krusty Krab' in the town called Bikini Bottom. Cheerful SpongeBob SquarePants, his pet snail Gary and his BFF Patrick Star are always ready for new adventures and thats more that their arrogant neighbor Squidward Tentacles can handle.

03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Where's Spongebob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Under the ground] Down here, sir.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: What are you doing down there, boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward said I can help by burying myself.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well, get out of there. I need you to help with the commercial.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Me, in the Krusty Krab commercial, me!
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Squidward: Don't you get it? I'm a loser! I lost my job, my home, everything!
SpongeBob: [gasps] Even your paintings?
Squidward: Nobody would take them. So I had to eat them.

03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

SpongeBob: [to Gary] Squidward is not a freeloader and he would never take advantage of me.
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Krabs: [counting] one, two, blue, applesauce...
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: Am I really going to defile a grave for money? Of course I am.
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Squidward Tentacles: Thanks, but no thanks, Major Stupidity! You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me!
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Patrick: How much is it?
Mr. Krabs: Five dollars.
Patrick: All what I have is seven.
Mr. Krabs: Deal.
Patrick: Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper.
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Plankton: What's this? Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy to rule the world! [Snowflakes pile up on top of him] Stop! I wish to rule you!
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful.

03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

SpongeBob SquarePants: [arrives at Mr. Krabs' yard sale with Patrick] Hi Mr. Krabs
Patrick: What are you doing?
Mr. Krabs: I'm having an antique sale, have a look around
SpongeBob SquarePants: [picks up a toilet plunger] Hey Patrick look at this thing, pretty cool huh?
Patrick: That looks Ike the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday
Mr. Krabs: [takes it from SpongeBob] That ain't no toilet plunger, this here's an antique! It's um... uh [turns the rubber part inside out] a 17th century soup ladle, see?
Patrick: Man was I using mine wrong!
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: [draws a ghost on a piece of paper and attaches it to a fishing pole] This'll scare him [dangles it in front of Spongebob's window while he's asleep moaning like a ghost]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [wakes up] Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list! [screams]
Mr. Krabs: [looks at the paper which reads "milk, eggs, bread"] I'm not a shopping list [turns it over] I'm a ghost!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
Mr. Krabs: Now listen SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: How do you know my name? Who are you?
Mr. Krabs: I am the ghost of soda drink hats [draws a picture of the soda drink hat he gave SpongeBob and hangs it in front of the window] I'm here to tell you that that soda drinking hat you posess is cursed!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cursed?
Mr. Krabs: Yes it belongs to some guy who's dead now
SpongeBob SquarePants: What guy?
Mr. Krabs: Uh... Smitty something
SpongeBob SquarePants: Smitty what?
Mr. Krabs: Uh, Smitty... Werben... Jaegerman... Jenson
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: I've checked every headstone in this cemetery and there's no Smitty Wabbablahblah in here. Think Mr. Krabs maybe something SpongeBob said will give you some type of clue
SpongeBob SquarePants: [in a thought balloon] Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Mr. Krabs: No not that!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [in another thought balloon] You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night, go ahead guess!
Mr. Krabs: No,no,no!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was number one!
Mr. Krabs: [punches the thought balloon] Ah barnacles!, I'll never find... [notices a tombstone with a number 1 that reads Smitty Weber Man Jensen] The grave!, am I really going to defile this grave for money? [thinks for a moment] Of course I am! [starts digging away]
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: [opens the coffin and finds the hat attached to a dead fish's head] Jackpot! Oh it's beautiful come to papa! [takes the hat along with Smitty's skull] Hey come on, Smitty let go! [shakes the hat until the head falls off] Rest in pieces Smitty [jumps out of the grave] I got the million dollar hat! [lightning strikes Smitty's corpse and he rises from his grave holding his severed head]
Smitty: Hey man that's my hat, give it back!
Mr. Krabs: What? No way, just crawl back into your hole bone boy! Go ahead play dead!
Smitty: I guess I'm going to have to take it from you
Mr. Krabs: Yeah right, you and what army?
Smitty: [shows him other fish skeletons rising from their graves] Only the army of the living dead [the dead fish walk towards Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: [scared] Oh no, I've seen this on the late show! You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards, then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!
Smitty: That's disgusting! We just want the hat back
Mr. Krabs: No flipping way! [takes off the head of a swordfish and uses it as a sword] Back off, back off I say!
Smitty: [in a monotonous manner] Attack!
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

Mrs. Poppy Puff: Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... [her brain clicks]... no more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob, no more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob, no more road rage, no more SpongeBob, no more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob... [laughing and speaking maniacally]... no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob! [sighs] I think I'm gonna like this place.
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob will you just face facts? You've shrunken everyone in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Squidward he'll be so disappointed.
Sandy Cheeks: Well you can't leave us small forever!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [on the verge of tears] But you don't understand!
Mrs. SquarePants: [Spongebob's parents appear in the jar] SpongeBob you need to admit your mistakes
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mom?
Mermaid Man: Your mother's right son, Mermaid Man will understand
Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man you old coot!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [about using Mermaid Man's belt to return Squidward to normal size] If only I knew how to work this thing!
Patrick Star: Let me take a look at it. [looks at the belt for a while] Hmmm, you know what the problem is?
SpongeBob SquarePants: What?
Patrick Star: You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for wumbo [turns the M on the belt upside down]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Partrick I don't think wumbo is a real word
Patrick Star: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!
Squidward Tentacles: [looking down while he is being held in Patrick's hand] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me?
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!
Bank Teller: Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [laughs, then turns around to face teller] ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Bank Teller: Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhh, savings.
Bank Teller: May I please see some identification?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sure. [he hands teller his Jellyfishers Club Membership card] Here ya go.
Bank Teller: Thank you. [briefly types on cash register] Sir, we are showing a balance of $0.00 for both of your accounts.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Bank Teller: Next!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Squidward: Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pretty smart, huh?
Patrick: I thought it wouldn't work.
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *Duped*!
Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We've been smackledorfed!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

SpongeBob SquarePants: But Mister Krabs, there's no reason to worry. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe.
Mr. Krabs: You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, son?
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Mr. Krabs: Ice? There's no ice! There never was any ice! Ice is just a myth!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Mr. Krabs: Look at him suffer! Ha ha ha ha!
News Anchor: We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

SpongeBob SquarePants: You're right, Mr. Krabs. I'm guilty. I'll never survive in prison. They'll mop up the floor with me!
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ahhh. He's going to kick my butt.
Old Man: Hi there, nice day isn't it?
Bystander: So you like kicking butts Old Man, do you? Well we'll show you!

03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: Why would Flats want to kick my butt? I didn't say two words to the guy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Flashback] Hi. I'm SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Present] One, two... Oh, no, that's three! What am I gonna do?
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, If I were trapped in the bottom of a well for three years, and had nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first. And not just the extra ones.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But it's good for you!
Squidward Tentacles: Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Squidward. I meant... good for your soul. [Celestial light shines on SpongeBob, who has wings and a halo]
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, please. I have no soul [Fire appears behind Squidward, accompanied by sinister laughter]
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, you can't eat all those Krabby Patties at once! Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, what's going to happen? Am I gonna blow up?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, worse. They'll go right to your thighs.
Squidward Tentacles: My thighs? [Pull back on Squidward's enormous legs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: And then you'll blow up. [Explosion; Cut to an ambulance, where Squidward's head is on a seat, while his legs are on a bucket]
Paramedic: Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

Mrs. Poppy Puff: Tell us about yourself, Flatts.
Flatts: Well, I like to kick people's butts.
Mrs. Poppy Puff: [Laughs] What a card.
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Flatts tires himself out punching SpongeBob] Do not cheer me, fellow adult students. Flatts is the real victim here. A victim of a society that's going down a violent road to nowhere... a road I call Violence Road.

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