Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 17, 1999
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
Nickelodeon TV Network
Genre

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SpongeBob SquarePants

Cartoon follows funny and witty misadventures of a sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and works in fast-food restaurant 'Krusty Krab' in the town called Bikini Bottom. Cheerful SpongeBob SquarePants, his pet snail Gary and his BFF Patrick Star are always ready for new adventures and thats more that their arrogant neighbor Squidward Tentacles can handle.

03x09 - Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video Season 3 / Episode 9: - Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video

Squidward: [to SpongeBob] I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [on the phone] Hello, operator, get me the Navy!
Computerized Voice: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!
Squidward: NOT THE NAVY! [speaking over intercom] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots are taking over the world! [no one moves] OUR WORLD! [customers freak out and run out of the restaurant]
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Spongbob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongbob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
SpongeBob worker: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Squidward Tentacles: [thinking] Lie... lie... lying always makes it worse... [Speaking] I own a five-star restaurant!
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Squidward: [to himself] Don't be intimidated. Picture him in his underwear.


Squidward: Oh, no, he's hot!
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Squilliam Fancyson: On your lunch break, eh Squidie?
Squidward: Uhh... duh... I... um... hey, whatcha been up to?
Squilliam Fancyson: Oh, just exceeding in everything *you* failed in.
Squidward: You are no great gib, Squilliam Fancyson. Anyone could be a bigshot in a hicktown like Bikini Bottom.
Squilliam Fancyson: Oh, yeah? Well let's hear what you've accomplished since high school.
Squidward: Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Just picture him in his underwear... Oh, no, he's hot!
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Squilliam Fancyson: Squidward Tenticales has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom... and he does not suck eggs.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Squidward Tentacles: I thought you said you were the head chef of the S.S. Gourmet.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Did I say that? No. I cleaned the floors at the Gourmet. I was head chef of the S.S. Diarrhea.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Dr. Fish: What happened?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I tripped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos.
Dr. Fish: Boo-boos, eh? I think you need that hospital over there.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Weenie Hut General?
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

SpongeBob SquarePants: HI-YAH!... Sandy?
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, I'm Sandy all right. I'm very Sandy. HI-YAH!


SpongeBob SquarePants: [as he flies through the air] Oh, I get it. She's Sandy. That's her name, and she's also covered in, yes...
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
Tough Fish: How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
Reg: Yeah, so?
Tough Fish: Without any milk.
Reg: Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Customer #1: Couldn't get in, eh? What you need is a tough hairdo. No one gets into the double-S without a tough hairdo.
Customer #2: I have to disagree. I saw a guy go in, and he was bald.
Customer #1: I saw that guy. He wasn't bald, he had a shaved head. Shaved. That's a hairdo. Hey, where'd he go?
Robot: I believe he said something about going to the wig store.
Customer #1: Ha ha! Check and mate.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Spongbob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Squidward Tentacles: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick Star: You mean like a weenie? Okay! [Patrick's eyes big and he talks in a goofy voice] May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...
Squidward Tentacles: All right, I've heard enough. You got the job.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Reg: This place is too tough for you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
03x08 - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Tough Fish: You calling me a liar?
Tough Fish 2: I ain't calling you for dinner.
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

SpongeBob: [angry] When I need a JOB done I get someone with a JOB to do that JOB!
Squidward: What are you saying?
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Squidward: SpongeBob, the remotes broken. Get over here and fix it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [irritably] I have a better idea: why don't I get someone whose *job* it is to fix it? See, 'cause when I need a *job* done, I get somebody with a *job* to do that *job*!
Squidward: What are you saying?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaaaah!

03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Old Man Jenkins: Hey you!
SpongeBob: Top of the morning oldster.
Old Man Jenkins: Hey, I saw you on TV last night.


SpongeBob: You did!
Old Man Jenkins: Yeah, you were on a commercial.
SpongeBob: You're right! Wow, he recognized me.
Old Man Jenkins: [while Spongebob walks away] Yep, see you later Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Squidward, what in Neptune's name is going on here?
Squidward: We're making a commercial.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: What you're doing is wasting all my money. I told you to rent out only what's absolutely necessary.
Squidward: This is all absolutely necessary.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Then what's all this useless junk?
Squidward: That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Then how do you explain that? A second Krusty Krab.
Squidward: Everyone needs an understudy.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [Looking at his look-alike] Well, you got me there. But what about him? [Points to a clown]
Squidward: This job can get very stressful, Mr. Krabs.
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Squidward: I can be anything I set my mind to. I can be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Or a football-playing king in space, with a moustache.
Squidward: Yeah. Uh-huh. You know, that reminds me. There's something I've always wanted to tell you since the first day I met you: Goodbye.
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

SpongeBob SquarePants: But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy, and what could be better than handing out smiles?
Squidward: Being dead, or anything else.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I never knew you felt so strongly about it.
Squidward: Where have you been?
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Squidward: Are you accussing me of something?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Donate money to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Gary: [apathetically] Meow...
SpongeBob: [gasps in anger] Gary! Squidward is not a freeloader, and he would never take advantage of me!
Narrator: Three weeks later...
SpongeBob: [exhausted] He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.


Narrator: Many months later...
SpongeBob: [totally exhausted] I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.


New Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.


Gary: [annoyed] Meow, meow, meow!
SpongeBob: [furious] I know he's still isn't looking for work! Don't rub it in!!
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Where's Spongebob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Under the ground] Down here, sir.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: What are you doing down there, boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward said I can help by burying myself.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well, get out of there. I need you to help with the commercial.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Me, in the Krusty Krab commercial, me!
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Squidward: Don't you get it? I'm a loser! I lost my job, my home, everything!
SpongeBob: [gasps] Even your paintings?
Squidward: Nobody would take them. So I had to eat them.

03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

SpongeBob: [to Gary] Squidward is not a freeloader and he would never take advantage of me.
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Krabs: [counting] one, two, blue, applesauce...
03x07 - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Algae's Always Greener / Sponge Guard on Duty

Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: one, you put the dime in me pants; two, you put the dime in me pants; or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!
03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: Am I really going to defile a grave for money? Of course I am.

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