Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 17, 1999
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
Nickelodeon TV Network
Genre

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SpongeBob SquarePants

Cartoon follows funny and witty misadventures of a sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and works in fast-food restaurant 'Krusty Krab' in the town called Bikini Bottom. Cheerful SpongeBob SquarePants, his pet snail Gary and his BFF Patrick Star are always ready for new adventures and thats more that their arrogant neighbor Squidward Tentacles can handle.

03x06 - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful.

03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

Mrs. Poppy Puff: Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... [her brain clicks]... no more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob, no more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob, no more road rage, no more SpongeBob, no more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob... [laughing and speaking maniacally]... no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob! [sighs] I think I'm gonna like this place.
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob will you just face facts? You've shrunken everyone in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Squidward he'll be so disappointed.
Sandy Cheeks: Well you can't leave us small forever!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [on the verge of tears] But you don't understand!
Mrs. SquarePants: [Spongebob's parents appear in the jar] SpongeBob you need to admit your mistakes
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mom?
Mermaid Man: Your mother's right son, Mermaid Man will understand
Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man you old coot!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [about using Mermaid Man's belt to return Squidward to normal size] If only I knew how to work this thing!
Patrick Star: Let me take a look at it. [looks at the belt for a while] Hmmm, you know what the problem is?
SpongeBob SquarePants: What?
Patrick Star: You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for wumbo [turns the M on the belt upside down]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Partrick I don't think wumbo is a real word
Patrick Star: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!
Squidward Tentacles: [looking down while he is being held in Patrick's hand] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me?
03x05 - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? Season 3 / Episode 5: - As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!
Bank Teller: Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [laughs, then turns around to face teller] ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Bank Teller: Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhh, savings.
Bank Teller: May I please see some identification?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sure. [he hands teller his Jellyfishers Club Membership card] Here ya go.
Bank Teller: Thank you. [briefly types on cash register] Sir, we are showing a balance of $0.00 for both of your accounts.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Bank Teller: Next!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Squidward: Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pretty smart, huh?
Patrick: I thought it wouldn't work.
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *Duped*!
Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We've been smackledorfed!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

SpongeBob SquarePants: But Mister Krabs, there's nothing to worry about. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe.
Mr. Krabs: You really have no brains at all, do you, boy?
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Mr. Krabs: Ice? There's no ice! There never was any ice! Ice is just a myth!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Mr. Krabs: Look at him suffer! Ha ha ha ha!
News Anchor: We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash!
03x04 - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day!
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ahhh. He's going to kick my butt.
Old Man: Hi there, nice day isn't it?
Bystander: So you like kicking butts Old Man, do you? Well we'll show you!

03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: Why would Flats want to kick my butt? I didn't say two words to the guy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Flashback] Hi. I'm SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Present] One, two... Oh, no, that's three! What am I gonna do?
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, If I were trapped in the bottom of a well for three years, and had nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first. And not just the extra ones.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But it's good for you!
Squidward Tentacles: Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Squidward. I meant... good for your soul. [Celestial light shines on SpongeBob, who has wings and a halo]
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, please. I have no soul [Fire appears behind Squidward, accompanied by sinister laughter]
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, you can't eat all those Krabby Patties at once! Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, what's going to happen? Am I gonna blow up?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, worse. They'll go right to your thighs.
Squidward Tentacles: My thighs? [Pull back on Squidward's enormous legs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: And then you'll blow up. [Explosion; Cut to an ambulance, where Squidward's head is on a seat, while his legs are on a bucket]
Paramedic: Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

Mrs. Poppy Puff: Tell us about yourself, Flatts.
Flatts: Well, I like to kick people's butts.
Mrs. Poppy Puff: [Laughs] What a card.
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Flatts tires himself out punching SpongeBob] Do not cheer me, fellow adult students. Flatts is the real victim here. A victim of a society that's going down a violent road to nowhere... a road I call Violence Road.
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob SquarePants: [hiding in toilet; hears someone coming] I've got to act natural.
Bystander: [opens toilet, sees kitchen sponge floating in it] Oh, that's real nice. [leaves]
03x03 - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash

Squidward Tentacles: I've never had a Krabby Patty!
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

Squidward: I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

SpongeBob SquarePants: She seems mysterious, so I'll call her Mystery. Come to think of it, she also seems graceful and majestic. Maybe I should call her Grace, or Majesty, or Debbie.
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

Mr. Krabs: What was that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I was just doing my impression of Mystery. Wee-snaw.
Mr. Krabs: Well, keep working on it. That was terrible.
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mystery, you ate my hat.


SpongeBob SquarePants: Mystery, you ate my spatula! You ate all the Krabby Patties! You ate the stove! You ate old man Jenkins!
Old Man Jenkins: [from inside Mystery] I don't want to be a burden.
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

Squidward Tentacles: Shut your half-wit pieholes!
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

SpongeBob: Mystery got a belly ache from eating too many krabby patties, so I made her a bicarbonate of soda.
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

SpongeBob SquarePants: I better call a doctor... 'cause I've got spring fever!
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

SpongeBob SquarePants: Good morning, Squidward. Lovely spring day, isn't it?
Squidward: Hmph.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Have you said hello to the flowers today?
Squidward: Hello. [the flowers hiss at Squidward; he shrieks and runs back inside]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. I shall do him a kindness and plant some hypoallergenic flowers.
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

Mr. Krabs: Ahh! A monster, scaring away me customers!
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's no monster, Mr. Krabs. That's my seahorse. She's my friend. I call her Mystery.
Mr. Krabs: You're a mystery, SpongeBob.
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

Squidward: Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
03x02 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle

Squidward: [to Krabs. ] Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. What's with all the nicknames?

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