Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 17, 1999
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
30 min.
Country
USA
Network
Nickelodeon TV Network
Genre

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Sandy: I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer, and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me.
SpongeBob: What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"
Sandy: Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

SpongeBob SquarePants: Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppresssion!
Fish: What the heck does that mean?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. Squidward told me to yell it at people.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom?


SpongeBob SquarePants: You are.
Sandy Cheeks: And who put the "hiya-hi-ho-K" in karate?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [shaped into a "U"] You did.
Sandy Cheeks: And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [his butt reads "Property of Sandy Cheeks"] You do.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Sandy Cheeks: [after wrestling the worm in a cave] Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm.
Sandy Cheeks: Pardon?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. That's his tongue.


Sandy Cheeks: Oh... this is the tongue, and the whole thing is the... worm. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
Squidward: That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!
Sandy Cheeks: Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Patrick: You know, these were white when I bought them.
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Plankton: Just look at him. Square. The shape of evil.
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, who's playing Squidward's records again?
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

SpongeBob: [to jellyfish] You're my twelfth catch of the day. I'm going to call you Twelvy.
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

SpongeBob: Phew! What smells like big business?
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Mr. Krabs: What's that smell in the air? I smell Plankton!
Plankton: [Puts on fake nose] Oh, yeah? Well, I smell... Phew, he's right.
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

SpongeBob: Why don't you go home, Patrick? You can compete in the Laying-Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games.
Patrick: Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.
SpongeBob: You take that back!


Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!
SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails!
Patrick: I cannot believe what I'm hearing!
SpongeBob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears, either!
Patrick: You... you... Holes! Holes!
SpongeBob: Conehead!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: Pink!
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Patrick: Take that, Yellow Boy!
SpongeBob: Laugh it up, Pinky. It's not over yet!
Patrick: That's what you think, but it's not over yet!
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Mr. Krabs: Win this for the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: [running] For the Krusty Krab!
Plankton: Win this one because I told you to.
Patrick: [running] Because he told me to!
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

News Reporter: It's not over yet! With the score tied, we go to our final event! Bun wrestling. Who will take home the gold? Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?
Mr. Krabs: [to SpongeBob, referring to Patrick] Don't forget, he called you yellow.


News Reporter: Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?
Plankton: [to Patrick, referring to SpongeBob] Don't forget, he called you pink!
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

SpongeBob: I guess Gary forgot to pay the electric bill.
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Mr. Krabs: Hey, boy, what are you doing with that?
SpongeBob: Something that should've been done a long time ago!
02x19 - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid

Fred: [referring to a Krabby Patty with jelly on it] This is the greatest thing I've ever eaten! I'm going to come back here for lunch every day for the rest of my life!
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

Squidward: Now, repeat after me. I have no talent.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have no talent.
Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Squidward: If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent may rub off on me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles all over my art.
Squidward: Whatever.
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

Monty P. Moneybags: You shall be immortal!
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

Monty P. Moneybags: Who's responsible for this?
Squidward: [angrily] From now on, it's his responsibility!


Squidward: Good day to you, sirs!


Monty P. Moneybags: [to the janitor] You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

Mr. Krabs: Yes sir, that is bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 words you should never use.
Squidward: Don't you mean seven?
Mr. Krabs: Not if you're a sailor.
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

SpongeBob SquarePants: You, the teacher to my pupil? This isn't art class, it's heaven.
Squidward: Yeah. Well, grab a little piece of heaven and sit down.
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

SpongeBob SquarePants: MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: What? What? What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
Mr. Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes?
SpongeBob SquarePants: He said, he said, he said...
Mr. Krabs: On with it boy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators and he was going up, up, up, and I had to ride the eel and then we ran, and Patrick, he said some things.
Mr. Krabs: What kind of things?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, he said...
Mr. Krabs: Yes...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, let's just say he said a certain word that you said he shouldn't say and this particular word happens to be word #11 on the list of thirteen words you said shouldn't be said.
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

SpongeBob SquarePants: These hands were not meant to create. They only destroy. I can't look at them!


Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. You have a pair of yellow dandies here. And with my help, they can be tools of beauty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Really?
Squidward: Really.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Really?
Squidward: Really.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Really?
Squidward: [impatient] Really!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow!... Really?
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

SpongeBob Squarepants: [rolling dice] come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes!
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

Squidward: Between you and me, this isn't my best work. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off?
Monty P. Moneybags: Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks! [begins laughing]
02x18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike

SpongeBob SquarePants: [reading dumpster] Krabs is a - [dolphin chirps]
Janitor: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
02x17 - The Bully / Just One Bite Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite

Patrick: Look what I got. It's a note.


Patrick: But look what's on the back. A letter.


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