South Park Season 17 (2013)
|17x01 Let Go, Let Gov |
When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters ...
|Sep. 25, 2013|
|17x02 Informative Murder Porn |
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
|Oct. 02, 2013|
|17x03 World War Zimmerman |
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a thread to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Tok ...
|Oct. 09, 2013|
|17x04 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers |
A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.
|Oct. 23, 2013|
|17x05 Taming Strange |
Ike just isn’t himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance councilor for advice but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school’s ...
|Oct. 30, 2013|
|17x06 Ginger Cow |
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. ...
|Nov. 06, 2013|
|17x07 Black Friday |
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black ...
|Nov. 13, 2013|
|17x08 A Song of Ass and Fire |
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out ...
|Nov. 20, 2013|
|17x09 T...... and Dragons |
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether ...
|Dec. 04, 2013|
|17x10 The Hobbit |
Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde ...
|Dec. 11, 2013|
|TV Special: South Park: Pandemic 1 & 2 |
|Sep. 22, 2013|
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Season 17 Characters
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Season 17 Quotes
|Season 17 / Episode 9: - T...... and Dragons|
Eric Cartman: You guys wanna play outside or something?
Kyle: Cartman? Your side won, dude. Why are you so sad?
Eric Cartman: I just... I can't get that image of Bill Gates bashing that guy's head apart out of my eyes.
Stan: Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, look guys: Xbox won the console wars. What are we gonna do? Not play video games?
Eric Cartman: The last few weeks we've been too busy to play video games and look at what we did. There's been drama, action, romance. I mean, honestly you guys - do we need video games to play?
Butters Stotch: Yeah.
Jimmy: That's right.
Butters Stotch: That's right. [at the same time as Jimmy]
Jimmy: Yeah, you kind of make a point.
Eric Cartman: Maybe we started to rely on Microsoft and Sony so much that we forgot that all we need to play are the simplest things! Like... like this! [picks up a broken wooden stick] We can play with this! Screw video games, dude; who fucking needs them? [everybody shouts, "YEAH!"] Fuck 'em! [holds the stick up to the sun]
Commercial announcer: The South Park video game. Coming to stores soon! [an image of the years-in-development real life game, South Park: The Stick of Truth, appears on screen]
Butters Stotch: Yeah, and if you believe that, I got a big floppy wiener to dangle in your face. [appearing in the lower left-hand corner of the screen]
|Season 17 / Episode 10: - The Hobbit|
Eric Cartman: You guys, come on. That's not kewl. You shouldn't rip on her because she's fat. You should rip on her 'cause she's ugly. Okay? She looks like someone hit her in the face with a hot shovel, and that's why she sucks, alright?
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