South Park is a subversive animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas.
South Park Season 17 (2013)
|17x01 Let Go, Let Gov |
When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters ...
|Sep. 25, 2013|
|17x02 Informative Murder Porn |
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
|Oct. 02, 2013|
|17x03 World War Zimmerman |
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a thread to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Tok ...
|Oct. 09, 2013|
|17x04 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers |
A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.
|Oct. 23, 2013|
|17x05 Taming Strange |
Ike just isn’t himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance councilor for advice but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school’s ...
|Oct. 30, 2013|
|17x06 Ginger Cow |
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. ...
|Nov. 06, 2013|
|17x07 Black Friday |
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black ...
|Nov. 13, 2013|
|17x08 A Song of Ass and Fire |
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out ...
|Nov. 20, 2013|
|17x09 T...... and Dragons |
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether ...
|Dec. 04, 2013|
|17x10 The Hobbit |
Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde ...
|Dec. 11, 2013|
|TV Special: South Park: Pandemic 1 & 2 |
|Sep. 22, 2013|
Season 17 Characters
Season 17 Videos[none added]
Season 17 Quotes
|Season 17 / Episode 10: - The Hobbit|
Wendy Testaburger: What the fuck is your problem? [referring to Butters turning down a fat girl whom asked him out]
Butters Stotch: Oh, hey, Wendy!
Wendy Testaburger: Are you some kind of asshole? IS that it?
Butters Stotch: Am I just an asshole?
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah!
Butters Stotch: Well, no - I have arms and legs and everything. [looking himself over]
|Season 17 / Episode 8: - A Song of Ass and Fire|
Scott Malkinson: Stop! Stop please! I can't take any more!
George R.R. Martin: But this is the best part. Right before King Joffrey gets poisoned, everyone flap their wieners all around his face.
Scott Malkinson: Jeaaaaah!
Butters Stotch: Listen, buddy! You promised that pizzas were on the way! If they don't show up right now, you're gonna have a dead kid in your hands! Do you hear me?
George R.R. Martin: Okay, okay, fine, fine. What kind of pizzas do you want?
Butters Stotch: What kind do we want?
Scott Malkinson: He hasn't even ordered the pizzas yet!
George R.R. Martin: Don't worry! They're coming! Not just two pizzas, there's, there's gonna be five! And they're gonna be huge! You won't believe it!
Butters Stotch: Come on, Scott! We're leaving!
George R.R. Martin: Wait, I haven't told you what happens yet!
Butters Stotch: NO! Black Friday is about to happen, and my friends and I have to be the first ones inside the mall to get XBoxes!
George R.R. Martin: Well, why didn't you say so? I can help with that.
Butters Stotch: Whatoyou mean?
George R.R. Martin: I'll make some calls.
George R.R. Martin: I know a way to make sure you're completely prepared for Black Friday!
Season 17 Trivia
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