South Park is a subversive animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas.
South Park Season 17 (2013)
|17x01 Let Go, Let Gov |
When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters ...
|Sep. 25, 2013|
|17x02 Informative Murder Porn |
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
|Oct. 02, 2013|
|17x03 World War Zimmerman |
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a thread to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Tok ...
|Oct. 09, 2013|
|17x04 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers |
A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.
|Oct. 23, 2013|
|17x05 Taming Strange |
Ike just isn’t himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance councilor for advice but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school’s ...
|Oct. 30, 2013|
|17x06 Ginger Cow |
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. ...
|Nov. 06, 2013|
|17x07 Black Friday |
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black ...
|Nov. 13, 2013|
|17x08 A Song of Ass and Fire |
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out ...
|Nov. 20, 2013|
|17x09 T...... and Dragons |
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether ...
|Dec. 04, 2013|
|17x10 The Hobbit |
Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde ...
|Dec. 11, 2013|
|TV Special: South Park: Pandemic 1 & 2 |
|Sep. 22, 2013|
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Season 17 Quotes
|Season 17 / Episode 9: - T...... and Dragons|
Butters: Hold on! Hold on just a minute! Now I am pretty darn sure that horses are not the fastest way back to Colorado.
George R. R. Martin: That may be, but horses have one quality to them outmatched by any other mode of transportation.
|Season 17 / Episode 2: - Informative Murder Porn|
Randy: Excuse me! Our content is being blocked and we need it now!
Get Cable company front desk man: I'm sorry, sir, if you need it now, then perhaps you should switch to another cable company. Ooohhh! There's not another cable company, is there? Oh, that's right - we're the only one in town. [starts rubbing his nipples with the last sentence]
Randy: Look, if our kids can block content, then you must be able to block them.
Get Cable company front desk man: As we told the others, sir, we can fix it, we just need to send a technician out to your house to change out your cable box.
Randy: Oh. Okay, great.
Get Cable company front desk man: [typing] We just need to find a window of time you'll be home... how about between the hours of six AM and three PM all of November?
Randy: No I can wait around my house from six AM and three PM all of November!
Get Cable company front desk man: [starts rubbing his nipples again] Ooohhh, you can't? Geez, that's too bad, you need to be home for the technician. Have you thought about switching to DirecTV?
Randy: I can't afford DirecTV.
Get Cable company front desk man: Ooohhh, you can't? Geez, that's terrible, then I guess you'll just have to work within our time windows. [opens shirt panels covering his nipples and starts rubbing them directly and pinching them for a prolonged period]
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