South Park is a subversive animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas.
South Park Season 17 (2013)
|17x01 Let Go, Let Gov |
When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters ...
|Sep. 25, 2013|
|17x02 Informative Murder Porn |
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
|Oct. 02, 2013|
|17x03 World War Zimmerman |
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a thread to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Tok ...
|Oct. 09, 2013|
|17x04 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers |
A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.
|Oct. 23, 2013|
|17x05 Taming Strange |
Ike just isn’t himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance councilor for advice but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school’s ...
|Oct. 30, 2013|
|17x06 Ginger Cow |
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. ...
|Nov. 06, 2013|
|17x07 Black Friday |
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black ...
|Nov. 13, 2013|
|17x08 A Song of Ass and Fire |
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out ...
|Nov. 20, 2013|
|17x09 T...... and Dragons |
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether ...
|Dec. 04, 2013|
|17x10 The Hobbit |
Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde ...
|Dec. 11, 2013|
|TV Special: South Park: Pandemic 1 & 2 |
|Sep. 22, 2013|
Season 17 Characters
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Season 17 Quotes
|Season 17 / Episode 7: - Black Friday|
Butters Stotch: Wizard Cartman, I started watching Game of Thrones.
Eric Cartman: Ah, yes, paladin Butters. Are you enjoying it?
Butters Stotch: Well, it's pretty good, I guess, but have you ever noticed that almost ever time they show a guy's weiner, that guy's character is gay?
Eric Cartman: What do you mean?
Butters Stotch: Well, it's just that they have a lot of girls' boobs and vaginas and stuff, but most times they show a guy's weiner it's because that guy is in love scenes with another guy. You think it's because gay weiners are less threatening to women viewers?
Eric Cartman: I believe you might be missing the greater point of the show, paladin Butters.
Butters Stotch: Yeah, I know - winter is going and there's dragons and zombies on the way; I'm pretty excited for that. Just could do with a little less gay weiner is all.
|Season 17 / Episode 8: - A Song of Ass and Fire|
George R.R. Martin: ...So then Samwell Tarly sees the army approaching, and his wiener is about this big.
George R.R. Martin: ...He knows that Stannis Baratheon's wiener is probably shriveled from the cold. Samwell has to rally his men, so what does he do? He takes out his wiener...
George R.R. Martin: ...and he dangles it around for all his men to see.
Scott Malkinson: [turns away, disgusted] AAAH!
Butters Stotch: OOAH! Uh, sir, you said pizzas were coming!
George R.R. Martin: Yeah yeah, they're on their way. They're still coming. So Samwell's wiener goes...
Butters Stotch: But you said they were on their way like three hours ago!
Scott Malkinson: If I don't get pizza soon, I'm goin' to pass out.
George R.R. Martin: Don't worry. They're coming. Pizzas are on their way. They're gonna be amazing. Now, Jon Snow finally faces Jaime Lannister, and this guy's wiener is, you know, huge, right? So it's not goin' to be easy.
Scott Malkinson: Ehhh...
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