5x13 Kenny Dies
First Aired: Dec. 05, 2001 on Comedy Central
Summary: Kenny develops a terminal illness and is incredibly sick. All the boys react differently to this - Kyle stays by Kenny's bedside, Stan avoids seeing him because he doesn't want to see him suffer, and Cartman seeks a cure using stem cells. When a truckload of aborted fetuses falls into…
Main Characters in this Episode
Man: What's your wish, pal?
Kenny: [muffled] I guess the only thing I wish is not to die.
Woman: What did he say?
Kyle: He said his wish is not to die.
Woman: Okay, and what if you're gonna have two wishes? What would the second one be?
Kyle: A trampoline?
Stan: A boat?
Kenny: [muffled] A fucking machine?
Kenny: [muffled] No. Fuckin' Madonna...
Man: What was that?
Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself.
Madonna: [appearing in the doorway] Should I come in now?
Man: Um, not quite yet.
- Goof (factual errors): The flag is displayed the wrong way when Cartman speaks before Congress. The blue field should have been at upper left. This is the way to display flags, whether they be displayed horizontally or vertically.
- Goof (continuity error): At the abortion clinic, while the doctor is talking to the patient about stem cell research, the blanket over the patient briefly turns from white to the color of the doctor's and patient's robes.
- SPOILER: Kenny was killed off (after 80 episodes and one movie), mostly because creator Matt Stone got "sick of that character" and he was not expected ever to return. He would eventually reappear as a regular character in the last episode of the sixth season, but he no longer dies in each episode; however, he comes back in season 8, _South Park: The Jeffersons (2004)(V)_, and gets killed by Michael Jackson