When death is your business, what is your life? For the Fisher family, the world outside of their family-owned funeral home continues to be at least as challenging as--and far less predictable than--the one inside.Oscar(R)-winning screenwriter Alan Ball's breakout series that takes a darkly comic look at members of a dysfunctional L.A. family.
Claire Fisher Quotes
|Season 5 / Episode 11: - Static|
Claire Fisher: I'm *not* drunk.
Kirsten: It seems like you are.
Claire Fisher: I'm not.
Kirsten: Claire, you fell asleep at your desk this morning, twice, and I can smell it.
Claire Fisher: You can't smell vodka.
Kirsten: I can.
Claire Fisher: Anyway, you're being a little fucking bitch.
Kirsten: Alright, Claire, we're all really sorry that your brother died.
Claire Fisher: Really?
Kirsten: Yeah, really, but you've been drunk or high at work, like, every day this week and it's starting to scare people. I mean, I've told them all to give you a break, but ...
Claire Fisher: Well this doesn't feel like much of a fucking break... 'Kirsten', being followed into the bathroom and lectured at by some school teacher.
Kirsten: Just go home for the day and sleep it off, okay? I won't tell.
Claire Fisher: You won't tell?
Claire Fisher: Who won't you 'tell?'
Kirsten: Human Resources.
Claire Fisher: If you wanna fucking tell...
Kirsten: Alright, I'll tell Human Resources!
Claire Fisher: Goddammit, go! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Kirsten: Okay! I am wicked pissed! You are gonna be so fired!
Claire Fisher: Yeah, well, I'm fucking Ted.
Kirsten: ...no way.
Claire Fisher: Way.
Kirsten: Marianne and Johnny ...
Claire Fisher: Didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Sorry.
|Season 5 / Episode 9: - Ecotone|
Claire Fisher: She could still show up for her own son's coma.
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