Season 5 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 25
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 25
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Roseanne Season 5 (1992-1993)
|5x01 Terms of Estrangement (1) |
Becky and Mark elope and move to Minnesota as a means to stay together now that the bike shop has closed, and to ease the sudden financial strain the family is going through.
|Sep. 15, 1992|
|5x02 Terms of Estrangement (2) |
As Becky returns to gather up some of her belongings, Roseanne comes to terms that her daughter is now married, whereas Dan ignores her altogether.
|Sep. 22, 1992|
|5x03 The Dark Ages |
The lack of income has led to the electric company shutting off the Conner's power. Meanwhile, Darlene and David are caught after spending the night in her bedroom together. Despite ...
|Sep. 29, 1992|
|5x04 Mommy Nearest |
Bev comes to the rescue when she gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000 after selling the family home. Also, Jackie has a hard time with the age difference between she and her new boyfriend, ...
|Oct. 06, 1992|
|5x05 Pretty in Black |
Roseanne plans a sweet 16 party for Darlene, something she detests. Meanwhile, the Conner's meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his two daughters, Molly and Charlotte.
|Oct. 13, 1992|
|5x06 Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places |
Jackie comes up with the idea to open a loose meat sandwich shop in Landford, but they don't seem to qualify for any loans. Bev agrees to help them out, by becoming a silent partner. ...
|Oct. 20, 1992|
|5x07 Halloween IV |
Roseanne can't seem to get in the Halloween spirit this year seeing how Becky is not there. After sending the family off to a party, she has a Halloween version of A Christmas Carol, ...
|Oct. 27, 1992|
|5x08 Ladies' Choice |
Nancy surprises Roseanne and Jackie when she announces she is a lesbian and is now dating Marla. Also, when Bev decides to enter a retirement home, Roseanne starts feeling her age. ...
|Nov. 10, 1992|
|5x09 Stand on Your Man |
The grand opening of The Lunch Box leaves Roseanne shaken when a man scares her in the evening hours. Forbidding Dan of hanging around the shop for protection, the girls attend a self-defense ...
|Nov. 17, 1992|
|5x10 Good Girls, Bad Girls |
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to attend a rock concert out of town with Molly. But when they don't return home on time, they fear the worse. When Darlene's explanation lands on ...
|Nov. 24, 1992|
|5x11 Of Ice and Men |
D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
|Dec. 01, 1992|
|5x12 It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays |
A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung apart on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, DJ, and Nancy are at the Conner house; and ...
|Dec. 15, 1992|
|5x13 Crime and Punishment (1) |
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
|Jan. 05, 1993|
|5x14 War and Peace (2) |
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
|Jan. 12, 1993|
|5x15 Lanford Daze |
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
|Jan. 26, 1993|
|5x16 Wait Till Your Father Gets Home |
The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the ""other woman"" in his life.
|Feb. 09, 1993|
|5x17 First Cousin, Twice Removed |
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
|Feb. 16, 1993|
|5x18 Lose a Job, Winnebago |
The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
|Feb. 23, 1993|
|5x19 It's a Boy! |
Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them; after immediately refusing, Roseanne relents when she realizes that his situation really is intolerable.
|Mar. 02, 1993|
|5x20 It was Twenty Years Ago Today |
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
|Mar. 09, 1993|
|5x21 Playing with Matches |
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
|Mar. 23, 1993|
|5x22 Promises, Promises |
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
|Apr. 06, 1993|
|5x23 Glengarry, Glen Rosey |
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.
|May. 04, 1993|
|5x24 Tooth or Consequences |
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns ...
|May. 11, 1993|
|5x25 Daughters and Other Strangers |
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.
|May. 18, 1993|
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Season 5 Characters
Season 5 Videos[none added]
Season 5 Quotes
|Season 5 / Episode 7: - Halloween IV|
Darlene Conner: [entering the living room dressed as a crow pecked Tippi Hedren] Well, what do you think?
Roseanne: Well it's nice to see you in a skirt again.
|Season 5 / Episode 1: - Terms of Estrangement (1)|
Becky: [about school] I'm not going. You'll have to get yourself to detention today.
Darlene Conner: You're cutting school? But you like high school, Becky. Remember? You're a geek.
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