Type
Scripted
Premiered
Feb. 20, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
15 min.
Country
USA
Network
Adult Swim TV Network
Genre

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Robot Chicken

This animated program was created by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. The stop-motion series currently airs on the late-night programming block "Adult Swim". The humor of this show is described as "random."

06x20 - Immortal Season 6 / Episode 20: - Immortal

Zeb Wells: Why is Joss Whedon a zombie?
Seth Green: Punishment. We told him about this place over drinks. The next thing we know "Cabin in the Woods" was in theaters nationwide.
Matthew Senreich: People weren't necessarily *in* those theaters...
Seth Green: Regardless, we made him a zombie.
06x18 - Robot Fight Accident Season 6 / Episode 18: - Robot Fight Accident

The Nerd: [crying] I want my virginity back!
06x16 - Eaten by Cats Season 6 / Episode 16: - Eaten by Cats

Chop Chop Master Onion: PaRappa! You never return my phone calls! So now eat bullets and lick my balls!
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Kermit the Frog: [Miss Piggy breaks Kermit's pelvis during sex] Get off of me, you fucking wildebeest!
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Sagat: We meet again, Ryu. Only this time, we fight TO THE DEATH!
Ryu: Actually, no. It's, uh, to Knock-Out, best two out of three. Remember? It was all covered in the packet.
Sagat: Uh... sorry, what now?
Ryu: [pulling out a packet] The packet I spent weeks putting together? You don't have your packet?
Sagat: Oh, right, right! No, I have it. It's just... it's in the bag... [starts searching his bag]
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] Well, Ken, if your opponent's late, you give him a call. There's a contact sheet in the packet.
Ken Masters: [not looking] Let's see... contact sheet, contact sheet... no, I don't see it. You must've forgotten to put it in.
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] What's the problem, Guile?
Guile: I'll tell you the problem: E. Honda's venue is a bathhouse! Like a full-on "We're all guys here, so let's get naked" bathhouse!
E. Honda: What? In my culture, it's a familiar setting.
Guile: Hey, no one told me I'd be fighting with all these "sushi rolls" hanging out...
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] What is it? [Blanka is in a hotel with a chihuahua, and hollers down the line]
Ryu: No! Don't you scream at me! It's specifically noted that your hotel doesn't allow pets!
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Sagat: Tiger! Tiger! [Boom!]
Sagat: [to Ryu] Oh, man! I accidentally just Tiger-punched my packet, dude! That is classic Sagat! I mean, I don't know what happened there...
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] This better be good, M. Bison. [Bison is in the Q*Bert game]
M. Bison: I think I got the wrong packet. [Punches Q*Bert]
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] What?
Ken Masters: It's been twenty minutes. I don't think E. Honda's coming.
Ryu: E. Honda? [checks the packet]
Ryu: You're not fighting E. Honda, you're fighting A Honda.
Ken Masters: I'm fighting a car?
Ryu: Yes!
Ken Masters: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Ryu: It was in the packet! You know what? From now on, you lose your packet, you are OUT of the tournament!
Ken Masters: [sarcastically] Fine, fine! I'm punching the car! Oh, he's not hitting back. How exciting! Wow, what a great idea! [gets into it]
Ken Masters: Hey, this is kind of fun... Shoryuken! Shoryuken!
05x15 - Casablankman II Season 5 / Episode 15: - Casablankman II

Kratos: I, Kratos, the God of War, feed the Blades of Chaos with the blood orbs of your souls!
05x15 - Casablankman II Season 5 / Episode 15: - Casablankman II

Athena: Quickly, Kratos! Pleasure your lovers and receive a bounty of blood orbs!
Kratos: Uh, one of them's a dude...
Athena: What's the problem? You're in Greece.
05x15 - Casablankman II Season 5 / Episode 15: - Casablankman II

Kratos: I am not sleeping with a dude!
Athena: Surely you would at least let him watch, if I offered you one thousand blood orbs!
Kratos: The Blades of Chaos are thirsty... I could not turn that down.
Athena: Then let's make it fifteen hundred, and he gets to play with your balls!
Kratos: Wha... What do you think I am?
Athena: We already established what you are, now we're just negotiating!
Kratos: Oh, I see what you did there. Very smug and demeaning.
05x15 - Casablankman II Season 5 / Episode 15: - Casablankman II

Athena: I'm just going to throw this out there: two thousand blood orbs, anything goes. [pause]
Kratos: All right. [steps forward]
Kratos: You're not going to watch, are you?
Athena: Only as long as I need to.
05x06 - Major League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Season 5 / Episode 6: - Major League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Marc Summers: Welcome back to "Unwrapped". You know, nearly everyone has enjoyed an ice cream sundae on a hot day, but the origins of this tasty treat may just surprise you. It's commonly accepted that the sundae was invented in Evanston, Illinois, circa 1890. We went to Dr. Peter Yarborough for the real scoop.
Dr. Peter Yarbourgh: Here's how fucking dumb these fuckheads in Illinois were. The ice cream soda had just been invented; teenagers liked them. So these fucking religious numbnuts sat around jacking off in church all day thinking about how much they just hated teenagers, and decided - true fucking story, people - that God therefore must hate ice cream sodas. That's right! These Illinois fucknuts concluded that God, creator of the infinite universe who probably had a trillion fucking better things to do, actually had an opinion about motherfucking ice cream sodas! So the state of Illinois banned ice cream sodas on Sundays. You know, so I guess God wouldn't make it rain crickets or some ridiculous fucking horseshit! Long story short, every Sunday, the fucking ice cream stores, they'd just - ta-da! - they'd just leave out the soda part! And these Illinois fucks, they just sat around, jacked off, thinking about how much they had pleased their invisible master who lives on a fucking flying cloud, or wherever the fuck he lives! That's how ice cream sundaes were invented - dumb fucking Illinois assholes!
Marc Summers: Up next... Skittles!
Dr. Peter Yarbourgh: Oh, fucking Skittles!
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Scorpion: Dude, relax, we made it, CHILL!
Frog: Chill THIS, asshole!
04x09 - But Not In That Way Season 4 / Episode 9: - But Not In That Way

Linus Van Pelt: I love Geography Day! [shows off a map of Italy] I got Italy!
Lucy Van Pelt: [showing off a map of Russia] I got Russia!
Charlie Brown: [showing off a map of Iraq] I got Iraq.
04x05 - Tell My Mom Season 4 / Episode 5: - Tell My Mom

Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Tony Stark: In my house? In the middle of the night?


Tony Stark: And who the hell are you?


Nick Fury: Run, stupid!

04x01 - Help Me Season 4 / Episode 1: - Help Me

Mark Wahlberg: [parody of The Moment of Truth] Ever told your wife you liked her dress when you really didn't?
Contestant: Yes.
Mark Wahlberg: Ever cheated on your taxes?
Contestant: Yes.
Mark Wahlberg: Ever used the n-word in anger?
Contestant: Yes.
Mark Wahlberg: Ever put your penis in a Slinky?
Contestant: Ye... uh, no.
Mark Wahlberg: You lose!
04x01 - Help Me Season 4 / Episode 1: - Help Me

Trojan Man: [Trojan Man chorus] The reservoir tip is for your semen!
03x13 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie Season 3 / Episode 13: - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie

Grizzlor: Kill me please, kill me!
She-Ra: [shouts] Shut-up! [slams the door of her room]
03x13 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie Season 3 / Episode 13: - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie

Anderson Cooper: [on TV] Destruction. Devestation. A community in ruins. How did it come to this? Why did the dam fail?
Gargamel: I've spent my entire adult life looking for the Smurf Village! How did Anderson ****ing Cooper find it in less than a DAY?
03x13 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie Season 3 / Episode 13: - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie

Anderson Cooper: And where is the King during the greatest crisis the forest has ever known?
Brainy Smurf: Papa Smurf says that the King doesn't care about blue people and Papa Smurf is always right, because Papa Smurf... Papa Smurf?
Anderson Cooper: What is it, Brainy?
Brainy Smurf: Usually the other smurfs kick me out of the village when I start talking too much, but... there are no smurfs left! [bursts into tears]
03x13 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie Season 3 / Episode 13: - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie

Gargamel: Triumph at last! [tastes the Smurf masala... and dumps his dish in the bin]
Gargamel: [on the phone with take-away] Hello?... It's Gargamel... Yes, the usual. Oh, with fried rice, please... For one.
03x13 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie Season 3 / Episode 13: - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie

Paula Janis, Carole Demas: [singing] I'm fine, me too. We're gay, how about you? I'm fine, me too. Tell on us, and we'll tell on you!
03x02 - Squaw Bury Shortcake Season 3 / Episode 2: - Squaw Bury Shortcake

Mother: If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass milk. If you give him some milk, he'll want more. If you give a mouse more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they'll need to feed. If they feed too much, the national guard will be called out. If the national guard is called out, they, too, will become fodder for the vampires. If the national guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die. America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse. With no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own. Eventually the entire earth will be destroyed. And that's why I had to kill Daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. [laughs] Sleep well, sweetie.
03x01 - Werewolves vs. Unicorns Season 3 / Episode 1: - Werewolves vs. Unicorns

Soundwave: Megatron, the ultimate death ray is almost complete!
Megatron: Excellent, Soundwave. Now monitor their progress, by hiding in plain sight!
03x01 - Werewolves vs. Unicorns Season 3 / Episode 1: - Werewolves vs. Unicorns

Megatron: Soundwave hasn't reported back in days! Where could he be?
Shockwave: Megatron! I think I found him! [points to the computer screen]
Megatron: eBay?
Shockwave: Requesting permission to buy it now.
02x20 - Book of Corrine Season 2 / Episode 20: - Book of Corrine

Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Hello Robot Chicken. I viewed your recent Gobots sketch with a total lack of mirth and an abundance of extreme displeasure. The folowing is my annotated version of your worthless attempt at humour. Watch and learn jerks!
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [Scooter runs into the bathroom with a nudie mag and some lotion] First of all Gobots do not live in houses. Second of all Gobots do not masturbate if that is indeed what you are implying.
Leader-1: Scooter?
Scooter: Don't come in!
Leader-1: What are you doing in there?
Scooter: DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [sighing] This is NOT a hilarious circumstance. It is both painful and truamatic as anyone who has lived through it will tell you.
Turbo: So... Let me get this straight? You're a helicopter and your name is Cop-Tur?
Cop-Tur: Yes!
Turbo: Lame!
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Turbo is a good Gobot and Cop-Tur is a Renegade Gobot. They would not be conversing as such. Also Cop-Tur is just his lame American name. When the character was originated in Japan in 1981 Cop-Tur's name was Gyro Robo. I have taken the librety of redubbing this scene. So I hear your name is Gyro Robo? Correct! That is very not lame.
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [Cy-Kill turns into a girl's bycicle] I won't even dignify this scene with my analysis. Robot Chicken has screwed the proverbial pooch while attempting to skewer the vast and magnificent world of the Gobots. Please GO TO HELL!
Mother: Daniel? Come get your supper honey.
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Mom I told my name is Gyro Robo.
Mother: Oh sorry Gyro Robo.
Daniel 'Gyro Robo': There that's more like it.

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