Type
Scripted
Premiered
Feb. 20, 2005
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
15 min.
Country
USA
Network
Adult Swim TV Network
Genre

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Robot Chicken

This animated program was created by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. The stop-motion series currently airs on the late-night programming block "Adult Swim". The humor of this show is described as "random."

08x11 - Fridge Smell Season 8 / Episode 11: - Fridge Smell

Donatello: Do I perform my mating dance before or after I sniff April's cloaca to dee if she's fertile?
Michelangelo: Aw, I already called dibs on April's cloaca!
Leonardo: Hey, I called dibs on her cloaca WAY before you called dibs on her cloaca!
Splinter: [smacks his sons] You are turtles! April is human! Your genitalia are not compatible!
08x11 - Fridge Smell Season 8 / Episode 11: - Fridge Smell

Donatello: My brothers, I present to you the April O'Neil Sexbot 3000!
Raphael: How's that solve anything? April's a human!
Donatello: This April has a vibrating cloaca! [all the Turtles crowd around the robot April, the real one sees what is happening and freaks out]
07x13 - Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone Season 7 / Episode 13: - Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone

Pac-Man: The female anatomy looks like this.


Pac-Man: Come on guys, let's try to be mature here.
Pac-Kid: [referring to the bow] It's pink. [giggles]
07x11 - Super Guitario Center Season 7 / Episode 11: - Super Guitario Center

Raphael: Oh, hell to the no!
07x11 - Super Guitario Center Season 7 / Episode 11: - Super Guitario Center

Donatello: April, please just go on one date with Casey, he's a good guy...
April O'Neil: Casey is a jobless loser in sweats!
Casey Jones: Great start to my morning.
07x10 - Catdog on a Stick Season 7 / Episode 10: - Catdog on a Stick

Dr. Doom: How could you allow this to happen?
Mr. Fantastic: It was part of the show's premise, what was I supposed to do?
Dr. Doom: Oh, I don't know, maybe NOT PIT A HOUSEWIFE AGAINST THE POWER OF DOOM?
07x10 - Catdog on a Stick Season 7 / Episode 10: - Catdog on a Stick

Invisible Woman: I have to make dinner every night? Wow, what did I sign up for?
07x01 - G.I. Jogurt Season 7 / Episode 1: - G.I. Jogurt

Cobra Commander: Look at them, Destro! The Joes churn out pedestrian advice to dead-eyed children, and the public eats it up! "Hey kids, don't play with poles and electric lights!" - reads like a dispatch from the No Shit Clinic!
Destro: I'll get the nerve gas!
Cobra Commander: No, you fool, we'll beat them at their own game! We will create our own PSAs!
07x01 - G.I. Jogurt Season 7 / Episode 1: - G.I. Jogurt

Baroness: [enters] Oh, I forgot you guys were in here writing! I was just looking for a hammer to hang my degree in screenwriting from Applebee's! Anything I can do for you while I'm in here? [pause]
Baroness: Destro?
Destro: She's actually really funny, guys...
Cobra Commander: You lost me at "She's". Fuck it, we're doing it without a script!
07x01 - G.I. Jogurt Season 7 / Episode 1: - G.I. Jogurt

Cobra Commander: Okay, Storm Shadow, these two children will be running with scissors. Now this upsets you, and...
Storm Shadow: Why?
Cobra Commander: Well, it's dangerous to run with scissors!
Storm Shadow: I run with katana! Is that not dangerous?
Cobra Commander: Wow, I hadn't thought of that! Excellent point, Storm Shadow!


Cobra Commander: Get this piece of shit off my set!


Storm Shadow: Well, Cobra Commander, looks like I owe you an apology...
07x01 - G.I. Jogurt Season 7 / Episode 1: - G.I. Jogurt

Cobra Commander: [reading to two children] And I think you'll find it's not hard to read when you take the time to... sssound it out. [the children giggle]
Cobra Commander: Oh, yes, I have a sssmall ssspeech impediment. [the children laugh]
Cobra Commander: IT'S NOT FUNNY! [his helmet falls off, and the children are horrified at his scar-torn face. Commander pulls out a gun and shoots the children]
Cobra Commander: Shut. It. Down!
07x01 - G.I. Jogurt Season 7 / Episode 1: - G.I. Jogurt

Destro: Pump the nerve gas!
06x20 - Immortal Season 6 / Episode 20: - Immortal

Zeb Wells: Why is Joss Whedon a zombie?
Seth Green: Punishment. We told him about this place over drinks. The next thing we know "Cabin in the Woods" was in theaters nationwide.
Matthew Senreich: People weren't necessarily *in* those theaters...
Seth Green: Regardless, we made him a zombie.
06x19 - Chocked On A Bottle Cap Season 6 / Episode 19: - Chocked On A Bottle Cap

Panthro: Lion-O, what are you looking at?
Lion-O: [spying on Cheetara in heat] Uh, nothing, I'm just... checking up on Mumm-Ra!
Panthro: I really hope that's not true. [shows Lion-O he's gotten an erection]
06x19 - Chocked On A Bottle Cap Season 6 / Episode 19: - Chocked On A Bottle Cap

Jaga: Wait, ThunderCats, think! If you do this, you'll just be mindless beasts, gratifying your impulses!
Panthro: Yeah, we're fine with that!
Jaga: Me too! Just checking, obviously we're going in there!
06x19 - Chocked On A Bottle Cap Season 6 / Episode 19: - Chocked On A Bottle Cap

Snarf: Sorry, ThunderCats! If you want sloppy seconds you're going to have to play Rock, Paper and Scissors! Snarf, snarf!
Lion-O: Fucking gross! [the male ThunderCats take Snarf's advice anyway]
06x18 - Robot Fight Accident Season 6 / Episode 18: - Robot Fight Accident

The Nerd: [crying] I want my virginity back!
06x16 - Eaten by Cats Season 6 / Episode 16: - Eaten by Cats

Chop Chop Master Onion: PaRappa! You never return my phone calls! So now eat bullets and lick my balls!
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Kermit the Frog: [Miss Piggy breaks Kermit's pelvis during sex] Get off of me, you fucking wildebeest!
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Sagat: We meet again, Ryu. Only this time, we fight TO THE DEATH!
Ryu: Actually, no. It's, uh, to Knock-Out, best two out of three. Remember? It was all covered in the packet.
Sagat: Uh... sorry, what now?
Ryu: [pulling out a packet] The packet I spent weeks putting together? You don't have your packet?
Sagat: Oh, right, right! No, I have it. It's just... it's in the bag... [starts searching his bag]
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] Well, Ken, if your opponent's late, you give him a call. There's a contact sheet in the packet.
Ken Masters: [not looking] Let's see... contact sheet, contact sheet... no, I don't see it. You must've forgotten to put it in.
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] What's the problem, Guile?
Guile: I'll tell you the problem: E. Honda's venue is a bathhouse! Like a full-on "We're all guys here, so let's get naked" bathhouse!
E. Honda: What? In my culture, it's a familiar setting.
Guile: Hey, no one told me I'd be fighting with all these "sushi rolls" hanging out...
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] What is it? [Blanka is in a hotel with a chihuahua, and hollers down the line]
Ryu: No! Don't you scream at me! It's specifically noted that your hotel doesn't allow pets!
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Sagat: Tiger! Tiger! [Boom!]
Sagat: [to Ryu] Oh, man! I accidentally just Tiger-punched my packet, dude! That is classic Sagat! I mean, I don't know what happened there...
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] This better be good, M. Bison. [Bison is in the Q*Bert game]
M. Bison: I think I got the wrong packet. [Punches Q*Bert]
06x04 - Poisoned by Relatives Season 6 / Episode 4: - Poisoned by Relatives

Ryu: [on phone] What?
Ken Masters: It's been twenty minutes. I don't think E. Honda's coming.
Ryu: E. Honda? [checks the packet]
Ryu: You're not fighting E. Honda, you're fighting A Honda.
Ken Masters: I'm fighting a car?
Ryu: Yes!
Ken Masters: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Ryu: It was in the packet! You know what? From now on, you lose your packet, you are OUT of the tournament!
Ken Masters: [sarcastically] Fine, fine! I'm punching the car! Oh, he's not hitting back. How exciting! Wow, what a great idea! [gets into it]
Ken Masters: Hey, this is kind of fun... Shoryuken! Shoryuken!
06x01 - Fight Club Paradise Season 6 / Episode 1: - Fight Club Paradise

Road Runner: Meep, meep!


Road Runner: [sadly] M-meep, meep.

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Pac-Man: [singing] Please don't judge me, I *bleep*. I chase ghosts down the hall. You'd never guessed, I'm obsessed with munching on the balls. Ohh!
05x15 - Casablankman II Season 5 / Episode 15: - Casablankman II

Kratos: I, Kratos, the God of War, feed the Blades of Chaos with the blood orbs of your souls!
05x15 - Casablankman II Season 5 / Episode 15: - Casablankman II

Athena: Quickly, Kratos! Pleasure your lovers and receive a bounty of blood orbs!
Kratos: Uh, one of them's a dude...
Athena: What's the problem? You're in Greece.

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