Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
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Rizzoli & Isles

Boston detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles are complete opposites and good friends who solve crimes and bust some of Boston’s most notorious criminals. Jane and Maura often find themselves working together as both use their brilliant minds and expertise to figure Boston’s most complex cases.

07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Maura Isles: [Maura and Jane arriving at the crime scene] Do you know the hole in the middle provides for even cooking, but also allow people to thread a string through it for easy handling and transportation?
Jane Rizzoli: No
Maura Isles: They even gave it to women in childbirth as gifts in 17th century Poland
Jane Rizzoli: [to Korsak] Who knew that there was that much bagel trivia to last a 30 minute car ride
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Jane Rizzoli: There's a lot of blood
Maura Isles: The victim sustained severe cranial trauma, resulting in massive hemorrhaging
Jane Rizzoli: That's another way to put it
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Jane Rizzoli: [Enters lab] How're you doing?
Maura Isles: Well...
Kent Drake: Careful! Dietary restrictions has her a little grumpy!
Maura Isles: [Irritated] I am not grumpy! I'm simply focused
Jane Rizzoli: Why don't you just go home, Maura?
Maura Isles: Because it's a work day and I have work to do
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Kent Drake: [Lifts melon above his head] Now this is the amount of force that'd be required to sustain the victim's injuries
Jane Rizzoli: [after Kent smashed the melon] Fruit-homicide
Kent Drake: Fruiticide
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Vince Korsak: What'd you find out about our family?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh, they're pretty impressive on paper
Vince Korsak: So are the Kardashians
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Vince Korsak: In the world of coincidences, that's a doozy
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Vince Korsak: You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightning twice after buying the winning powerball ticket
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Maura Isles: [Worries about her medical condition] Science and medicine aren't just parts of my job, they're parts of who I am. So, I don't know who I would be without them
07x05 - Shadow of Doubt Season 7 / Episode 5: - Shadow of Doubt

Jane Rizzoli: He is either the smartest criminal or the luckiest
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Or he didn't do it
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Young Woman: [Just got a parking ticking] Great. Thanks for nothing! I hope you have a horrible day
Parking Enforcement Officer: Oh my God. Call 9-1-1
Young Woman: Why? Am I under arrest?
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Jane Rizzoli: [Picking up Maura from fencing] Do you have something to change into?
Maura Isles: [Wearing fencing clothes] Well, what's wrong with this? I've worn sporty outfit to the crime scene before
Jane Rizzoli: It's a full body thong! Modern day chastity belt? Where you're gone put that? [Hands over Maura's phone] I don't want to know!
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Maura Isles: Taekwondo, archery, watercolor and next week I start the piccolo
Jane Rizzoli: Sounds like the worst summer camp ever
Maura Isles: What? Do you have other suggestions?
Jane Rizzoli: Ice hockey. Yeah! Because we're short a player against Boston Fire next week
Maura Isles: Oh, hockey would be beneficial to my balance and coordination. But isn't that the sport where people loose teeth?
Jane Rizzoli: Not if you're good at it
Maura Isles: Well, you know what? You give me the right mouth guard and I'm in. I'll try anything once
Jane Rizzoli: Really? I gonna hold you to that. I mean, I don't know if you're gonna have fun, but I know I am
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Jane Rizzoli: [Looking at the victim's family photo] Damn!
Vince Korsak: Yeah. Guess we're rooting for this one not to be a suicide
Maura Isles: Wishing for murder, it's a first
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Kiki: [Angela starts pouring coffee] Oh, yes please! To go, if you don't mind. I have an appointment with my hairdresser and the last time I was late, she punished me with bangs
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Derek: Yeah, everybody thinks of us as "snail mail", but we sort 30,000 pieces of mail an hour and deliver 209 million pieces of mail to 150,000 different addresses a year. You guys know of any snails that can do that?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Can't say I do
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Maura Isles: I wonder why Benjamin Franklin agreed to be first Postmaster General
U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott: Are you kidding? He got to "frank" all his letters, for one thing
Jane Rizzoli: Frank?
U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott: Send them for free, no stamps needed. Although technically stamps did not exist back then, so...
Maura Isles: Well, prior to 1847 dates, rates and the letter's origin were all hand written. Yeah, I'm a bit of a philatelist myself
Jane Rizzoli: A philatelist? Sounds dirty
Maura Isles: It means I collect stamps
Jane Rizzoli: No. No way to make that dirty
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Angela Rizzoli: [Drops Korsak's present for Kiki on the bar] Your gift stinks!
Vince Korsak: That's why you've been calling me?
Angela Rizzoli: Yes
Vince Korsak: Look, the the... this blender is battery powered
Angela Rizzoli: You gave your first wife sneakers for her wedding present
Vince Korsak: She played basketball
Angela Rizzoli: You gave a roof rake to your second wife?
Vince Korsak: She still uses it, on MY house
Angela Rizzoli: Exactly! That's why none of those marriages worked out! Vince, maybe it's time you leaned towards your more romantic side. And that's what makes it last
Vince Korsak: Kiki mentioned, when we were at the mall last week, that we needed a blender
Angela Rizzoli: I mentioned last week that I needed a mammogram. You want to make an appointment at the doctor for my birthday?
07x04 - Post Mortem Season 7 / Episode 4: - Post Mortem

Jane Rizzoli: Hey, did you get the DNA back on that hair? Because I think that we've got our man upstairs
Maura Isles: Well, I'm not so sure that you have your man, because the DNA says that your man is a woman
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Jackie Daniels: Jared, you are too old to make up stories
Jared Daniels: I don't make up stories!
Jackie Daniels: That spider bite, that rendered you unable to do your homework?
Jared Daniels: I could have gone blind
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Maura Isles: And I don't excel at doing nothing
Jane Rizzoli: This is true
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, what it his story?
Angela Rizzoli: He is very bright. He, eh, dropped out to pursue his passion for farming
Jane Rizzoli: In Boston? What's he farm?
Angela Rizzoli: [Starts running away] Hydroponic marihuana, mostly. Gotta go
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Vince Korsak: Maybe he is really a zombie
Jane Rizzoli: Well, then we would have no case, because you can't kill a zombie. They're already dead
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Maura Isles: [Looking at the victim] He is very talented! I mean, this laceration on his cheek is a work of art. He even discolored the subcutaneous tissue to account for maggot infestation
Jane Rizzoli: Yay?
Maura Isles: Well, we have to admire how real it looks. I mean, this takes dedication
Jane Rizzoli: There's a world record for the number of snail on a person's face. That takes dedication too, but it doesn't mean I have to admire it
Maura Isles: How many snails was it?
Jane Rizzoli: That's not the point, Maura! 43
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Vince Korsak: Hey, did you see the zombie Santa Claus?
Jane Rizzoli: Santa is not a zombie
Vince Korsak: Well, he never seems to age
Jane Rizzoli: That's because he's filled with the magic of Christmas, Korsak!
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Zombie profiling! It's a real think
Jane Rizzoli: You look disgusting
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Thank you
07x03 - Cops vs. Zombies Season 7 / Episode 3: - Cops vs. Zombies

Angela Rizzoli: I hope the undead are good tippers!
07x02 - Dangerous Curve Ahead Season 7 / Episode 2: - Dangerous Curve Ahead

Maura Isles: I brought breakfast
Jane Rizzoli: Okay
Maura Isles: A delicious quinoa, zucchini and chia-seed quiche
Jane Rizzoli: I'd rather eat the bag
Maura Isles: [Chuckles] The quiche is for me and I got you a glazed twist
Jane Rizzoli: Really? Okay, well, you keep bringing doughnuts and you can pop by anytime
07x02 - Dangerous Curve Ahead Season 7 / Episode 2: - Dangerous Curve Ahead

Jane Rizzoli: [to Kent as he is staring to Maura] Okay, do you always stare at her like that? 'Cause that's just creepy!
Kent Drake: I could stare to you instead, if you like
07x02 - Dangerous Curve Ahead Season 7 / Episode 2: - Dangerous Curve Ahead

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, now I have to explain all this to her parents
Nina Holiday: You can't explain. Maybe no one can. All you can do is tell them the truth
07x02 - Dangerous Curve Ahead Season 7 / Episode 2: - Dangerous Curve Ahead

Jane Rizzoli: [Maura is working on the computer when it beeps] Is that a good beep or a bad beep?

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