Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
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Rizzoli & Isles

Boston detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles are complete opposites and good friends who solve crimes and bust some of Boston’s most notorious criminals. Jane and Maura often find themselves working together as both use their brilliant minds and expertise to figure Boston’s most complex cases.

07x01 - Two Shots: Move Forward Season 7 / Episode 1: - Two Shots: Move Forward

Vince Korsak: Careful.
Jane Rizzoli: Careful's my middle name.
Vince Korsak: I know your middle name, I wish it was "careful".
06x15 - Scared to Death Season 6 / Episode 15: - Scared to Death

Maura Isles: What if you can have an entire townhouse to yourself, no neighbors?
Jane Rizzoli: Well, then I would be rich! And I wouldn't be a detective
06x15 - Scared to Death Season 6 / Episode 15: - Scared to Death

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Maybe it'll be zombies! That'd be cool
Vince Korsak: You're going undercover! You're not going on vacation
06x14 - Murderjuana Season 6 / Episode 14: - Murderjuana

Maura Isles: [Arriving at the crime scene] Your jacket is so wrinkled!
Jane Rizzoli: Quit it!
Maura Isles: You could have ironed it
Jane Rizzoli: You have bags under your eyes
Maura Isles: I don't have bags under my eyes [but starts checking it anyway] Do I?
Jane Rizzoli: Gotcha!
06x14 - Murderjuana Season 6 / Episode 14: - Murderjuana

Vince Korsak: [Looking at the pile of money in the store] It's a gold rush
Jane Rizzoli: It's a... green rush. And with that much green, there's always gonna be someone willing to steal it
06x14 - Murderjuana Season 6 / Episode 14: - Murderjuana

Customer: Dude, what if I smoke this all up and I don't like it? Is there like, some kind of refund policy?
Vince Korsak: [Undercover] Sure is, dude. Just return the smoke in this jar, and we'll totally give you a refund
Customer: [Very happy, laughs] That's really cool, dude!
Vince Korsak: Far out, right? Yeah right on, man
Vince Korsak: [after customer left, on mobile to Jane] Note to self: I hate retail!
06x14 - Murderjuana Season 6 / Episode 14: - Murderjuana

Maura Isles: Jane! Stop worrying about us! It's unhealthy
Jane Rizzoli: Is it as unhealthy as being kidnapped? Or killed?
06x14 - Murderjuana Season 6 / Episode 14: - Murderjuana

Jane Rizzoli: [Just shot someone with a taser] I have never used one of these things before, this is great! I mean: is he all right?
Vince Korsak: [Giggles] Yeah, he's all right
06x13 - Hide & Seek Season 6 / Episode 13: - Hide & Seek

Jane Rizzoli: She could already be dead
Vince Korsak: How about: we work more, randomly theorize less?
Jane Rizzoli: Fair enough
06x13 - Hide & Seek Season 6 / Episode 13: - Hide & Seek

Jane Rizzoli: Anything?
Kent Drake: The tarry substance that made the smudges at the crime scene, that was from bleeding asphalt
Jane Rizzoli: Please tell me you have something more than that, because there is about 35,000 miles of road in Massachusetts
Kent Drake: 35,590 to be precise. But who's counting. Yeah, I did found something else
06x13 - Hide & Seek Season 6 / Episode 13: - Hide & Seek

Kent Drake: Look, I hope you don't mind if I say, but you look awful
Jane Rizzoli: Thanks
Kent Drake: No, really! You look like... I mean, when was the last time you slept?
Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, I don't know, like a day or two
Kent Drake: Maybe you should nap. NASA pilots who slept for 45 minutes increased their alertness by 54%
Jane Rizzoli: Is that a fact?
Kent Drake: Yeah
Jane Rizzoli: [Starts walking away] Well, you can take that fact and shove it up your...
06x13 - Hide & Seek Season 6 / Episode 13: - Hide & Seek

Jane Rizzoli: [Just assigned Kent to a task who keeps babbling about it] We work in silence
Kent Drake: Okey-dokey, we work in silence
Jane Rizzoli: That's not silence
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Maura Isles: [watching arson clip on her laptop] This is terrible! Oh my god, Jane
Jane Rizzoli: Don't panic
Maura Isles: Too late! I need to see it again
Jane Rizzoli: Wait no, too much screen time is bad for you! Take a break, go cut open a body
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Maura Isles: Well, I can't lie
Jane Rizzoli: Yes you can! That's the beauty of the new you!
Maura Isles: [hesitates] I can try
Jane Rizzoli: I have confidence in you
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Maura Isles: [at the crime scene] This is interesting
Vince Korsak: Last thing I expect to hear here
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: What would you expect?
Vince Korsak: Sad story
Maura Isles: Well, this is interesting and sad
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Jane Rizzoli: [enters lab] You rang? Ish!
Maura Isles: I have a surprise for you
Jane Rizzoli: [looking at an oddly shaped white sheet on a table] Oh no, Dr. Frankenstein, you shouldn't have!
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Boris Martin: Tell me about your living arrangements
Jane Rizzoli: I, uh, live with my brother. [Boris frowns] It's temporary
Boris Martin: Well, he'll have to move, till this is over
Jane Rizzoli: Pff, finally some good news
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Boris Martin: How're you doing?
Jane Rizzoli: Now I know what a prisoner feels like
Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, time goes slow when there is nothing to do
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Nina Holiday: There is no 52626th street in Boston
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Surprise
06x12 - 5:26 Season 6 / Episode 12: - 5:26

Maura Isles: Maybe it would help if you lean into the discomfort
Jane Rizzoli: In the same way you lean into your stilettos?
Maura Isles: Yes, except for the leaning you're about to do, doesn't make your butt look great
Jane Rizzoli: It doesn't make anything look great
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Jane Rizzoli: [Frankie is making coffee] Did you read the label?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I know how to make coffee
Jane Rizzoli: Your last pot tasted like motor oil!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: That was an anomaly! How was I to know those were espresso beans?
Jane Rizzoli: By reading the label!
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Jane Rizzoli: [Entering the lab] How's it coming?
Maura Isles: Good! I mean, not for him, he's dead
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Maura Isles: The thing is, no autopsy has been performed. And due to the backlog, there isn't one scheduled
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Uh, makes sense, big city
Jane Rizzoli: So is Boston
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, but they don't have Maura: the Backlog Killer!
Maura Isles: Thank you!
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Dr. Hart: Tell her about the disarticulation of the hyoid horns
Maura Isles: In a strangulation like this, the hyoid bone can shift to a side. Which side depends on the whether the assailant is left- or right handed. This victim's pattern of disarticulation was the same as our victim's
Jane Rizzoli: So, they were killed by the same person?
Maura Isles: That's possible. But it is also possible that the victims were killed by two different, left hand dominant people
Dr. Hart: Of roughly the same weight and physical build
Jane Rizzoli: Because they were killed by the same person
Dr. Hart: I wouldn't speculate
Maura Isles: [to Maura] There are more of you!
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Jane Rizzoli: I don't know
Vince Korsak: Well, I flew you to LA to find out!
Jane Rizzoli: Oh, it wasn't for the breakfast burritos? 'Cause so far, that's all I like about this place, no offense
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Burritos for breakfast? This is so unfair
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Maura Isles: I keep hearing this phrase: "no worries".
Jane Rizzoli: What's wrong with it?
Maura Isles: I can't pin down the meaning. Is it social pleasantry like "you're welcome"?
Jane Rizzoli: It's more like a blanket position, you know, like "no nukes". Agh, I'll tell you what I can't do? I can't live in a state where the flip-flop is the state shoe! And what's with the drumming? Everywhere! All I hear this drumming
Maura Isles: Well, probably because of the drum circles
06x11 - Fake It 'Til You Make It Season 6 / Episode 11: - Fake It 'Til You Make It

Dr. Hart: Do you ladies think, that you'll be back again soon?
Jane Rizzoli: When Malibu freezes over
Dr. Hart: Malibu received .3 inches of snow in 2007
Jane Rizzoli: It's not happening!
06x10 - Sister Sister Season 6 / Episode 10: - Sister Sister

Jane Rizzoli: [Maura is picking an outfit for Jane] Looks like it came out of your grandmother's closet
Maura Isles: You said stylish and demure
Jane Rizzoli: I have never used the word: demure!
Maura Isles: Okay, then [picks another dress] this will be perfect
Jane Rizzoli: I'm interviewing with a condo board, I'm not auditioning for The Bachelor!
06x10 - Sister Sister Season 6 / Episode 10: - Sister Sister

Vince Korsak: [At crime scene, Jane walks in with her dress, Korsak uses exact same words as Maura] Hey, sophisticated with just a touch of va-voom!
Jane Rizzoli: She texted you?
Vince Korsak: Yeah, we're just trying to be supportive
Jane Rizzoli: Well, let's just try to be detectives
06x10 - Sister Sister Season 6 / Episode 10: - Sister Sister

Maura Isles: [Jane still in her va-voom dress] Question: where do you keep your gun?
Jane Rizzoli: Oh, don't ask!

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