Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
Genre

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Rizzoli & Isles

Boston detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles are complete opposites and good friends who solve crimes and bust some of Boston’s most notorious criminals. Jane and Maura often find themselves working together as both use their brilliant minds and expertise to figure Boston’s most complex cases.

06x06 - Face Value Season 6 / Episode 6: - Face Value

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Maura is examining a dead body] Is the same knife that killed Helen?
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, it appears that the apex of the incise wounds is indeed rough and uneven which would be consistent with what Helen suffered.
Detective Vince Korsak: [to Rizzoli] Indeed is close to yes, right?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes adjacent.
06x06 - Face Value Season 6 / Episode 6: - Face Value

Dr. Maura Isles: [Jane has been walking back and forth outside Maura's office to see if she notices her footsteps] *What* are you doing?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: How'd you know it was me?
Dr. Maura Isles: You were clomping.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: You recognized my clomping?
Dr. Maura Isles: No. I heard clomping. I looked up. And I saw my best friend being weird.
06x06 - Face Value Season 6 / Episode 6: - Face Value

Dr. Maura Isles: [about the fact that one of Jane's legs might be longer than the other] You should get that looked at.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I don't want to get it looked at.
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, it could cause damage to your back over time. Simple enough to lengthen the other leg.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I don't need to be taller, Maura. Men are already afraid of me enough as it is.
Dr. Maura Isles: And you think it's because you're tall?
06x06 - Face Value Season 6 / Episode 6: - Face Value

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Warning Carlo to leave Maura alone] When Maura's father started causing problems, I *shot* him.
06x06 - Face Value Season 6 / Episode 6: - Face Value

Carlo: [the family cousin who's made a living by scamming people and just tried to do the same to Maura] See you at Christmas.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't threaten me.
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Referring to the murder victim who is dressed up like a super hero] Maybe Batman slipped when he tried to fly in and save his mistress in distress.
Detective Vince Korsak: [Very serious] Batman didn't fly.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he... leapt great distances in a... bat-like and heroic manner.
Detective Vince Korsak: Yes, but that's not flying. Not like Superman.
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is she alive?
Detective Vince Korsak: Yup
Dr. Maura Isles: Then I'll take a look at the actual victim
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: And silphium is a plant
Detective Vince Korsak: What a stupid thing to name a hotel after
Dr. Maura Isles: It's a sex plant
Detective Vince Korsak: Better, but still...
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Showing the keys of the handcuffs with which the wife was tied to the bed] Look what CSRU found when EMTs moved them
Detective Vince Korsak: Where was it?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Between the mattress and the bed frame
Detective Vince Korsak: Why put it there?
Nina Holiday: So it doesn't get lost during the festivities [seeing Frankie and Korsak wonder] or so I hear
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Jane Rizzoli: The Caped Crusader has a Nemesis
Dr. Maura Isles: Yes
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Or Nemisi
Dr. Maura Isles: That isn't the plural of Nemesis
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Doesn't matter, he's not a real superhero!
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Dr. Maura Isles: [Jane has to hit a dummy as hard as possible] Ready Susie?
Susie Chang: Norm is ready, Detective Rizzoli
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Norm?
Susie Chang: He's my uncle
Detective Jane Rizzoli: My apologies Norm
Susie Chang: Well, he... left my aunt for a barista
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Screw Norm!
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Seems like a pretty big mistake in an otherwise buttoned-up crime
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: If criminals didn't make mistakes, we'd never catch them
Detective Jane Rizzoli: True
05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Vince Korsak: How did you get this idea?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Frost! I know, I know you don't believe in that sort of things
Detective Vince Korsak: This happens many more times, I'll have no choice
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Susie Chang: Dr. Isles is the first president elect in the field of forensic pathology
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, and the first whose patients are all dead
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Susie Chang: [Taking the cake as the celebration is interrupted] Okay, I'll just, eh, take this to the fridge [looking at Jane] not the morgue fridge
Detective Jane Rizzoli: If that goes anywhere near a person with a toe tag, I'll know it
Susie Chang: I understand
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm watching you Chang! [Leaves the autopsy room]
Susie Chang: The morgue fridge is the only thing big enough to fit this cake in
Angela Rizzoli: Dead man tell no tales
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he is shot, right, Maura? He wasn't run through with a spear or something?
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, I need to autopsy to confirm the cause of death, but these wounds are consistent with a gunshot, yes
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, just because it is a professional killer, doesn't mean it's a professional hit. Ned wasn't even supposed to be here
Detective Vince Korsak: Professional killer, random target?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't day the R-word! It's bad for morale!
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Dr. Maura Isles: You know I think he has clinical lycanthropy, usually brought on by schizophrenia or a psychotic break
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Do I need a tattoo on my forehead that says: "What does that mean, Maura?"
Dr. Maura Isles: Oh! I assumed you were just shocked into silence because his condition is so rare
Detective Jane Rizzoli: No!
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Nina Holiday: Turns out custom reloaders are very cooporative people [Korsak looks surprised] after I threatened them with a warrant to seize all their chemicals to search for unregistered tags
05x17 - Bite Out Of Crime Season 5 / Episode 17: - Bite Out Of Crime

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey, did you get my text?
Dr. Maura Isles: You said you were coming down
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, and then I said: "scratch that, I need you to come upstairs and talk to Teen Wolf"
Dr. Maura Isles: Oh [picks up her phone and starts reading]
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, after that it's just variations of "where the hell are you?"
Dr. Maura Isles: These emoticons don't deserve to be used in such disturbing ways
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Gets the point across, doesn't it?
05x16 - In Plain View Season 5 / Episode 16: - In Plain View

Jane Rizzoli: [Arriving at the crime scene] Well, what do we got?
Detective Vince Korsak: Not exactly the convivial greeting I was expecting
Maura Isles: Well, a very good morning to you, sergeant Korsak
Jane Rizzoli: Yes, it is a good morning. Not so much for him
Detective Vince Korsak: Yeah, good point
05x16 - In Plain View Season 5 / Episode 16: - In Plain View

Jane Rizzoli: Well, everything seems to be in order. What made him stop?
Detective Vince Korsak: Maybe he met someone. Could be a sexually liaison gone awry?
Jane Rizzoli: Do you think so, Mr. Holmes?
Detective Vince Korsak: Kiki suggested that I expand my vocabulary and not use cop talk all the time
05x16 - In Plain View Season 5 / Episode 16: - In Plain View

Maura Isles: There is a recent study that shows that the ability to recognize a voice diminishes with time. Almost 70% less in two weeks
Jane Rizzoli: Well, then we should find whoever did this quickly. Please, no dawdling doctor
Maura Isles: I don't know the meaning of that word. Well, of course I know the meaning of the word, I just meant that...
Jane Rizzoli: I got it! Yeah
05x16 - In Plain View Season 5 / Episode 16: - In Plain View

Detective Vince Korsak: [while reading a book] And there is no evidence yet of any extramarital philandering
Jane Rizzoli: Give it to me!
Detective Vince Korsak: But it's a gift from Kiki
Jane Rizzoli: [Takes the book] And you can have it back when you're promoted to Lieutenant. Right now I need you to speak like a real cop
05x16 - In Plain View Season 5 / Episode 16: - In Plain View

Detective Mike Guthrie: My first case as a detective. Ruth Simons, late 60's, was found beaten to death on the side of a pretty desolate road
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Aren't all roads in Main desolate?
Detective Mike Guthrie: [Chuckles] Only the ones that go through the towns
05x16 - In Plain View Season 5 / Episode 16: - In Plain View

Maura Isles: I just knew that you would not approve of my field trip
Jane Rizzoli: I do no approve and not just because I'm a cop, because I'm your friend. What you did could've been dangerous
Maura Isles: I took your mother
Jane Rizzoli: Which is dangerous in its own right
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Dr. Maura Isles: Actual cause of death was poisoning. No needle marks, so it's likely he ingested it.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Any idea what it was?
Dr. Maura Isles: It's from the phenethylamene family. But, I've never seen this exact combination.
Susie Chang: We'll know soon though.
Dr. Maura Isles: [Barely able to contain her excitement] Yes, we will.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is the... fen... Ethel Merman fairy gonna tell you?
Dr. Maura Isles: I'm afraid not. But, it is the perfect test run for our bio orbotron MS8000 mass spectrometer. [Smiling big] It's being delivered today.
Susie Chang: [At Jane's thoroughly confused look] It is the most advanced chemical analyzer in the world.
Dr. Maura Isles: Ultra high resolutions.
Susie Chang: Recombinant glycol protein characterizations.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Feigning excitement] Oh my gosh! Remember when you girls got that new DNA splicer and you talked about it for weeks?
Dr. Maura Isles, Susie Chang: [Extremely happy and excited] Yes!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: This is even more boring than that!
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Jerry: [In awe] You and me. Our minds are like one.
Nina Holiday: [Thoroughly unimpressed] Not even a little bit.
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Angela Rizzoli: Yeah, I am free, I am single, I got new job and it's time I start to live it up a little. Don't worry Jane, I'm making more money now than I ever did. And I got three new credit cards this week!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, but mom, you do realize that you pay these off with real money, right?
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Detective Jane Rizzoli: You've been following him for the past 2 weeks. Who hired you?
Jerry: I don't give up my client. Confidentiality issues
Detective Jane Rizzoli: You know that privilege doesn't extend to PIs, if you'd like to add obstruction...
Jerry: Blyer's wife!

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