Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Completed/Ended
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
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Rizzoli & Isles

Boston detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles are complete opposites and good friends who solve crimes and bust some of Boston’s most notorious criminals. Jane and Maura often find themselves working together as both use their brilliant minds and expertise to figure Boston’s most complex cases.

07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Angela Rizzoli: [Maura enters] Hi, how are you?
Maura Isles: I was up late last night
Jane Rizzoli: Wait, don't tell me! You attended a lecture on the lifespan of parasites in open wounds
07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Maura Isles: [Arriving at the crime scene] Beautiful morning in the park, Sergeant
Vince Korsak: [Looking at the victim] Not for this guy
07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Jane Rizzoli: [Theorizing what could have happened] That doesn't make any sense. It's not a professional hit. A pro wouldn't use a shotgun. It's not a robbery, nothing is taken
Maura Isles: Could be random
Jane Rizzoli: I hate random
07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Jane Rizzoli: [At the crime scene] We found another guy
Maura Isles: I'll check on him
Jane Rizzoli: No. no, he's still alive, ambulance is on its way. He had the phone and... he had this
Maura Isles: [Reads the card Jane handed her] Edward's the other guy?
Jane Rizzoli: Who's Edward?
Maura Isles: My ex-husband
07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Jane Rizzoli: Well, then it's official: you are married to the prime suspect in our murder investigation
Maura Isles: No, Ed... Edward had nothing to do with this
Jane Rizzoli: Well, now, that's just got to be the wine talking, because you don't make definite statements about cases without proof
Maura Isles: Well, since my husband is a suspect in an ongoing murder investigation, then I must recuse myself, which means that I'm free to guess, presume, and surmise, hypothesize, theorize, even speculate
Jane Rizzoli: Knock yourself out, girlie
07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Vince Korsak: A curious mind is a wondrous thing
07x10 - For Richer or Poorer Season 7 / Episode 10: - For Richer or Poorer

Nina Holiday: You know I love you, right?
Catherine Holiday: Mm-hmm
Nina Holiday: But if you screw up this relationship, I'll come down on you like a pack of hungry wolves!
Catherine Holiday: I was about to say the same thing to you, sweetheart
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Frankie Rizzoli, Jr.: [Phone rings] Rizzoli... What?... Alright, I'm there [hangs up] Sorry Ma, I got to go. Work
Angela Rizzoli: Yeah, of course it's work. My kids always work!
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Maura Isles: The defense won't be able to dispute the chain of custody
Jane Rizzoli: It's a hail Mary, but it might be enough to put in front of a judge
Maura Isles: "Hail Mary" is such a odd phrase. You know, when it was coined in 1975...
Jane Rizzoli: Maura, Jane, go, court, now, thanksbye!
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Jane Rizzoli: Hey, uhm, can I have the honey walnut shrimp?
Vince Korsak: [Hands over box] Eh yeah
Jane Rizzoli: Thanks. There's no shrimp!
Vince Korsak: There's a lot of honey, a lot of walnuts
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Kent Drake: [Found a duck, brought it to the lab] I think I'm thinking of calling her Mary, as in Mary Stuart
Maura Isles: As in: Mary, Queen of Scots?
Kent Drake: She deserves a royal name, don't you think? Such a regal creature
Maura Isles: Well, except Mary Stuart was executed by her cousin, Queen Elizabeth. So, maybe she should have the name of a queen that wasn't beheaded
Kent Drake: Well, I'm not gonna call her Elizabeth. No English Queen is a queen to me!
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Vince Korsak: Well, we better start digging
Frankie Rizzoli, Jr.: We only have 41 hours left
Vince Korsak: Dig fast!
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Maura Isles: You look tired. Jane, are you sure you don't want to lie down, take a little powernap, maybe 20 minutes?
Jane Rizzoli: Uh, I don't have 20 minutes
Maura Isles: I'm serious! Sleep deprivation could cause cognitive dysfunction, memory problems, even hallucinations
Jane Rizzoli: I'm fine. You should tell the octopus in the corner to stop waving at me [Maura giggles]
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Maura Isles: [Offering a clean yellow shirt] Here we go
Jane Rizzoli: Come on! Looks like a radioactive booger
Maura Isles: Okay, this is citrine, it's very fashionable
Jane Rizzoli: [Grabs the shirt] Also has the added of benefit being visible from space
Maura Isles: [Jane walked away] You can't see it from space... I don't think
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Jane Rizzoli: [Noticing Korsak stares at her shirt] I know!
Vince Korsak: Well, it's so bright. I think my pupils are still adjusting
Jane Rizzoli: It's citrine
Frankie Rizzoli, Jr.: You know, technically I think it's a jewel tone
Jane Rizzoli: You know, technically I think you're Ma's daughter!
07x09 - 65 Hours Season 7 / Episode 9: - 65 Hours

Angela Rizzoli: You're starting to look like Grandma with those bags under your eyes
Jane Rizzoli: I'm too tired to be insulted. And tonight, I sleep for a week
Maura Isles: I think the record for sleep deprivation is about 19 days
Jane Rizzoli: Hold up! This is something that you don't know the exact factoid on?
Angela Rizzoli: Wow, maybe the both of you are sleep deprived
Jane Rizzoli: Well, the Guiness Book of World Records no longer keeps statistics on this subject for fear that those competing for the title, would suffer ill effects
Jane Rizzoli: Sometimes I think you're actually a robot
Maura Isles: I do know how to do a robot
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Maura Isles: [Entering the crime scene] The sway bar bushing on my sidecar needs to be looked at. Maybe I should bring it here
Jane Rizzoli: I'd wait till they get new mechanics
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Jane Rizzoli: Which means they knew the killer and didn't expect any danger from him or he was really quiet and snug up on them
Vince Korsak: Light-footed
Jane Rizzoli: Or he flew
Vince Korsak: You thinking a fairy?
Jane Rizzoli: They are the natural enemy of a biker
Maura Isles: [Examining a victim] Well, I think you're spot on with your cause of death, Sergeant, but I'm not so sure I believe your Tinker Bell theory, Detective
Jane Rizzoli: Too small to carry the gun?
Maura Isles: No, there's just no pixie dust on our crime scene
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Maura Isles: [to Kent] Okay, so I will start the autopsy and you process the lipstick. There is a possibility that there's foreign DNA in that sample, unless he was wearing it and didn't like the color
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Jane Rizzoli: [Seeing a large arsenal in front of Maura] Wow! Okay, if I scramble all these, how long do you think it would take you to put them back together?
Maura Isles: Well, I wouldn't bother, because the ones without evidentiary value are destine for the crusher
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Jane Rizzoli: We're saying that you killed these two men, because they made you angry or they... cut in line in front of you at Starbucks
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Angela Rizzoli: [Arguing about going undercover] Isn't being a cop enough? Now you have to be a cop that puts herself with a bunch of criminals?
Jane Rizzoli: Korsak and Maura would never...
Angela Rizzoli: I know that! And you'll probably be fine. Then you'll come home, and we'll... we'll all pretend it's normal to think about what you'd look like in a casket! I bet you'd look great! [Leaves the room, angry]
Jane Rizzoli: [Uncertain] Ma?
07x08 - 2M7258-100 Season 7 / Episode 8: - 2M7258-100

Jane Rizzoli: [Looking for a safe word] Walrus! I had a cat named Walrus
Vince Korsak: I thought you hated cats?
Jane Rizzoli: Walrus is why
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Jane Rizzoli: How are you liking working with the living, by the way?
Maura Isles: You know, it's incredible! I assisted with a cesarean
Jane Rizzoli: Just couldn't resists cutting something open, huh?
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [At home, picking up their ringing phones] Rizzoli
Maura Isles: Isles
Jane Rizzoli: That doesn't sound right. That's messed up
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Jane Rizzoli: [On the phone] Spontaneous combusting and I am missing it?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Maura said it's technically not a real thing, but this could be the one time she's wrong, right!
Jane Rizzoli: It's the first time Maura is wrong and I am missing it?
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: According to Wikipedia, the jury is still out
Maura Isles: There is not enough time in the day to keep that site honest
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Maura Isles: Nice job getting your hand on this, Kent
Kent Drake: Huh, my pleasure. Although, my mate at the V.A. was rather curious why the coroner's office required a medical grade 3D-scanner. I just told him that we're fitting a corpse for a pair of prosthetic legs
Maura Isles: [Both giggle] Well, then I hope you told them what we're really doing?
Kent Drake: What? And dispel my carefully crafted air of mystique and whimsy? Dr. Isles, I thought you knew me better than that
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Agent Cameron Davies: And the classroom is hooked up with a projector for your audio/video needs
Jane Rizzoli: Should I have audio/video needs?
Agent Cameron Davies: Totally optional. J. Edgar Hoover didn't have audio/video needs
Jane Rizzoli: Yes, but I heard he had a fabulous dress collection
Agent Cameron Davies: We don't make those jokes here!
Jane Rizzoli: I'm sorry
Agent Cameron Davies: His high-heel collection was really the thing to see
07x07 - Dead Weight Season 7 / Episode 7: - Dead Weight

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [During a house search] Even so, how does a kid with no job, who's cut off from his family afford all this?
Vince Korsak: [Opens a door] He was an entrepreneur
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Why'd you say that?
Vince Korsak: [Walks into a lab] The meth lab gave it away

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