Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
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Rizzoli & Isles

In Boston, police Detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles team up to track down serial killers and other criminals.

05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Referring to the murder victim who is dressed up like a super hero] Maybe Batman slipped when he tried to fly in and save his mistress in distress.
Detective Vince Korsak: [Very serious] Batman didn't fly.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he... leapt great distances in a... bat-like and heroic manner.
Detective Vince Korsak: Yes, but that's not flying. Not like Superman.
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Dr. Maura Isles: Actual cause of death was poisoning. No needle marks, so it's likely he ingested it.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Any idea what it was?
Dr. Maura Isles: It's from the phenethylamene family. But, I've never seen this exact combination.
Susie Chang: We'll know soon though.
Dr. Maura Isles: [Barely able to contain her excitement] Yes, we will.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is the... fen... Ethel Merman fairy gonna tell you?
Dr. Maura Isles: I'm afraid not. But, it is the perfect test run for our bio orbotron MS8000 mass spectrometer. [Smiling big] It's being delivered today.
Susie Chang: [At Jane's thoroughly confused look] It is the most advanced chemical analyzer in the world.
Dr. Maura Isles: Ultra high resolutions.
Susie Chang: Recombinant glycol protein characterizations.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Feigning excitement] Oh my gosh! Remember when you girls got that new DNA splicer and you talked about it for weeks?
Dr. Maura Isles, Susie Chang: [Extremely happy and excited] Yes!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: This is even more boring than that!
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Jerry: [In awe] You and me. Our minds are like one.
Nina Holiday: [Thoroughly unimpressed] Not even a little bit.
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Dr. Maura Isles: You know, you couldn't be happier if I told you that I magically turned all the lattice in the world into beer
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Make it happen, we'll find out
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, would you do me one favor?
Dr. Maura Isles: Anything
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Put me in a medical induced coma
Dr. Maura Isles: I'm going to the market
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Just one little coma, is that really too much to ask?
Dr. Maura Isles: You have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Augh! Well, can I have some of those then?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: And then she wanted to massage my feet
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, that's very nice!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, when I was three! Now it's a little weird
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: What you're doing ma?
Angela Rizzoli: Just wondering what grabbed your attention
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ehhh... [reads the magazine's cover] I was just reading this fascinating article: Ten Ways to Please my Man and make him happy as a clam [looks away and spots a candle] with a candle [sheepishly turns back to Angela]
Angela Rizzoli: [Spota the same candle] Oh, that's a new one
Detective Jane Rizzoli: It's fascinating stuff!
Angela Rizzoli: Hmm, the candle or the clam?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hey
Detective Jane Rizzoli: About Korsak's case...
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: How about: hello, how are you?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hello! And about Korsak's case...
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Dr. Maura Isles: The original chemist tested 38 materials inside the Sullivan home: dry wall, door cells, fabric, foam, plastic...
Detective Vince Korsak: Are you gonna list all the materials he tested?
Dr. Maura Isles: Yes!


Dr. Maura Isles: This is usually when Jane says: "Get to the point!" before she's overcomes with the urge to strangle me with her bare hands
Detective Vince Korsak: I miss her!
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Nina Holiday: Detective Rizolli! Great to have you back at work!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh! I am not back at work at all!
Nina Holiday: You look fantastic anyway!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Thank you, Nina [Nina leaves]
Dr. Maura Isles: You look... not... like... you... at all!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, what's the vibe you getting like? Stuffy? Uptight? Professional?
Dr. Maura Isles: Wait a minute, that's... that's my suite! What do you mean: stuffy? And that's my blouse!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, I didn't think you would mind, I have never seen you wore this outfit
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, that's because it isn't an outfit! The blouse is evening wear, that suite is for work, which is why the skirt is knee length or at least that's supposed to be! Okay Jane, what's really going on here?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: What do you mean?
Dr. Maura Isles: Why are you dressed like a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: First of all I am dressed like a librarian! I am wearing glasses on a chain, for God sake! Have you ever checked out a book?
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, have you ever been on a plane? Because that scarf you are wearing screams: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can also be used as a floatation device"


Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that better?
Dr. Maura Isles: Much
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good! I got to be 100% librarian to pull this off [Jane runs away]
Detective Jane Rizzoli: To pull what off? What just happened?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Why don't you just test them now? Oh,. I know, get it all out, rules, policy, bla, bla, bla
Detective Vince Korsak: Oh, no! No, no, no! Right now I am so grateful that you're so stubborn you don't care getting fired
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Will get fired?
Detective Vince Korsak: Probably rule 110, section 27: Officers on Medical Leave?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Vince Korsak: Jason Sullivan? Sergeant detective Korsak, Boston homicide
Jason Sullivan: Oh my God! Something happened to my wife? My son?
Detective Vince Korsak: No, no, no, the're fine! I am sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hi ma
Angela Rizzoli: Hi, how come you're dressed up like... a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Librarian!
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Are you ready ma?
Angela Rizzoli: I feel the same as I did on your first day of school: sending you out into a world where I can't be there to take care of you!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: And I was fine that day and I'll be fine today
Angela Rizzoli: No! You came home missing a front tooth, fighting with that Murphy boy!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he started it! Besides the tooth was loose anyway
Angela Rizzoli: Oh, you could always take care of yourself, Jane. Go ahead, go knock them dead
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I am a homicide detective ma, they're already dead!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't be a smart ass!
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Dr. Maura Isles: A dead person isn't gonna be any less dead if I wait for just a little bit
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Dr. Maura Isles: How are you feeling today?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good, I have beaten my mother 30 consecutive times, so I am pretty good!
Angela Rizzoli: Yeah, she cheating, I just don't know how!
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Dr. Maura Isles: You were right! This body is beautifully preserved!
Detective Vince Korsak: I don't think I said beautiful, I'm pretty sure I compared it to beef jerky
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Detective Vince Korsak: Any idea how long she's been dead?
Dr. Maura Isles: Difficult to say, more than two years, less than ten
Detective Vince Korsak: Is that based on the dryness of the corpse?
Dr. Maura Isles: No, the color of her shirt. That was a very popular style in the mid 0's
Detective Vince Korsak: Hm, who says that fashion doesn't have a place in forensics
Dr. Maura Isles: Certainly not me
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Tasha?
Tasha Williams: Hi
Detective Jane Rizzoli: This is Dr. Maura Isles. You spoke to her on the phone
Tasha Williams: Hello. [Maura nods to Tasha] What's that thing?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: That? That is a hug-me-tight Teddy bear, you know, in case you are lonely
Tasha Williams: I'm not really a hugger and that's not really a bear
Dr. Maura Isles: I didn't want to say anything, but she's right. It's a Panda, Ailuropoda Melanoleuca
Tasha Williams: Which literally translates to black and white cat foot, not bear foot, more close related to raccoons than to bears
Dr. Maura Isles: Yeah, I'm afraid not, a recent international science study of DNA concluded that pandas are actually more closely related to spectacle bears from South-Africa than raccoons
Tasha Williams: Maybe, but their skull and dental structures don't resembles bears, their feet don't have heel pads and they don't hibernate, so if they are bears, then they are all alone on their own little bear island
Detective Jane Rizzoli: So we're agreed: it's part panda, part bear, part raccoon, part cat
Tasha Williams: I'm not agreeing to that!
Dr. Maura Isles: Jane, that's ridiculous!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, it is absolute ridiculous that a stuffed animal can be genetically incorrect!
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Detective Vince Korsak: I called her doctor, he wouldn't talk to me! Do you have better luck?
Dr. Maura Isles: The thread of an official visit from a medical examiner works every time
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [giggles] Yeah, who want you sitting in their waiting room, right?
Dr. Maura Isles, Detective Vince Korsak: [Korsak and Maura frown at Frankie]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No! Not... you... it's, it's office...
Dr. Maura Isles: Sorry, I get it, I get it!
05x08 - Lost and Found Season 5 / Episode 8: - Lost and Found

Dr. Maura Isles: Did you really like him?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: No!
Dr. Maura Isles: What?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, I said yes the first seventeen times you asked something, apparently it's the wrong answer.
05x08 - Lost and Found Season 5 / Episode 8: - Lost and Found

Detective Vince Korsak: What about the weapon? Can you determine it's the same for both murders?
Dr. Maura Isles: You know I can't answer that question now, sergeant!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: We know, but it never gets old asking!
05x08 - Lost and Found Season 5 / Episode 8: - Lost and Found

Detective Jane Rizzoli: You called?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hi Jane, you met Nina?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, hi, Jane Rizzoli
Nina Holiday: Rizzoli? Like...
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yup, I'm the reason the department has a nepotism policy
Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, you're the reason the department get rid of vending machines!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nice!
05x08 - Lost and Found Season 5 / Episode 8: - Lost and Found

Nina Holiday: And I have got a bot searching FBI wiretaps looking for the names of local guys who might have done the hit. It's a long shot, but...
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, I don't know what a "bot" is, but I appreciate the offer!
05x07 - Boston Keltic Season 5 / Episode 7: - Boston Keltic

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Eating dry toast] Yummy, this tastes just like a ham and cheese omelet! Without the ham, the cheese and the omelet!
05x07 - Boston Keltic Season 5 / Episode 7: - Boston Keltic

Detective Jane Rizzoli: So, no talking about work!
Dr. Maura Isles: Why? The body is ever so fascinating
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes it is, but less so the insides
Dr. Maura Isles: Fine, then what do I talk about when anything work related comes up?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Anything
Dr. Maura Isles: Oh, you say anything, but...
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay, okay, talk about puppies
Dr. Maura Isles: Puppies?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, everybody loves puppies
Dr. Maura Isles: True, information on the intestinal enterits of puppies...
Detective Jane Rizzoli: The outside, Maura! Everybody loves the outsides of puppies!
05x07 - Boston Keltic Season 5 / Episode 7: - Boston Keltic

Angela Rizzoli: [Wearing a hideous dress] How do I look?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh!
Dr. Maura Isles: Eh, well, that's a very challenging palette for you, Angela, but you seem to be pulling it off
Angela Rizzoli: Damn! Okay, how do I look worse?
05x07 - Boston Keltic Season 5 / Episode 7: - Boston Keltic

Detective Vince Korsak: What are doing?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Watching her work
Detective Vince Korsak: Your sister?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, the cop she's with. She's British, her name is Jillian. She's got one of those accents, you know, like James Bond and Mary Poppins, all into one.
Detective Vince Korsak: Ah, even an insult looks good in that accent
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, I'd wish she insult me!
05x07 - Boston Keltic Season 5 / Episode 7: - Boston Keltic

Jillian: This is incredible! How did you figure this out? Are you some sort of bibliophile?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, it... it wasn't me; it was our resident everything-ophile, Dr. Maura Isles.
Dr. Maura Isles: I don't know everything
Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's the capital of Chili? She knows


Dr. Maura Isles: And it's Santiago
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Brilliant!
05x06 - Knockout Season 5 / Episode 6: - Knockout

Jane Rizzoli: Enough already... you'll only be gone for three days
Dr. Maura Isles: You're pregnant! Your vitamining for two. Do we need to revisit the pictures of the iron deficiencied spleen?
Jane Rizzoli: I am so excited for your medical examiners convention! Is there anything I can do that will help you get out of the door?
Dr. Maura Isles: Take you pyridoxine! [Hands box of pills to Jane]
Jane Rizzoli: Is that the one that looks like Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?

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