Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
Genre

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Rizzoli & Isles

In Boston, police Detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles team up to track down serial killers and other criminals.

05x18 - Family Matters Season 5 / Episode 18: - Family Matters

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Referring to the murder victim who is dressed up like a super hero] Maybe Batman slipped when he tried to fly in and save his mistress in distress.
Detective Vince Korsak: [Very serious] Batman didn't fly.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he... leapt great distances in a... bat-like and heroic manner.
Detective Vince Korsak: Yes, but that's not flying. Not like Superman.
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Dr. Maura Isles: Actual cause of death was poisoning. No needle marks, so it's likely he ingested it.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Any idea what it was?
Dr. Maura Isles: It's from the phenethylamene family. But, I've never seen this exact combination.
Susie Chang: We'll know soon though.
Dr. Maura Isles: [Barely able to contain her excitement] Yes, we will.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is the... fen... Ethel Merman fairy gonna tell you?
Dr. Maura Isles: I'm afraid not. But, it is the perfect test run for our bio orbotron MS8000 mass spectrometer. [Smiling big] It's being delivered today.
Susie Chang: [At Jane's thoroughly confused look] It is the most advanced chemical analyzer in the world.
Dr. Maura Isles: Ultra high resolutions.
Susie Chang: Recombinant glycol protein characterizations.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Feigning excitement] Oh my gosh! Remember when you girls got that new DNA splicer and you talked about it for weeks?
Dr. Maura Isles, Susie Chang: [Extremely happy and excited] Yes!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: This is even more boring than that!
05x15 - Gumshoe Season 5 / Episode 15: - Gumshoe

Jerry: [In awe] You and me. Our minds are like one.
Nina Holiday: [Thoroughly unimpressed] Not even a little bit.
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Detective Vince Korsak: Ms. Westcourt? Police! Ms. Westcourt? Ms. Westcourt, I am detective Korsak. Don't know if you remember me?
Carol Westcourt: How could I forget? It's not every day that your husband gets arrested for murder!
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Detective Jane Rizzoli: How you're feeling?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay. Tired. Bruised [Gives Maura a present] It's the only thing I could afford without taking out a second mortgage
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Dr. Maura Isles: Susie, we have a new case. Danni Mitchell, she's a 25 year old woman who was found dead in her apartment
Susie Chang: Either I am being punk'd or you're losing it!
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, I never punk and I can assure you I am in full control of my faculties.
Susie Chang: And I can assure you that Danni Mitchell is a case we started last week
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, we're gonna start this case again this week
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: How's it going?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey. This case is going down faster than the Titanic!
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is this why you called me down here?
Dr. Maura Isles: No, I called you because you were right
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Of course I was! About what?
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Detective Vince Korsak: Well, maybe we don't need to be so hasty
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Why shouldn't we?
Detective Vince Korsak: I've been over this guy's case files and one thing is very clear: he hates women! Last time I looked: you're a woman!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: It's easy to see how you made detective!
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I hope so, because if this is random, it'll be like looking for a needle in a haystack! What are you gonna tell Paul?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: That we're knee deep in a very big haystack
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Bye, bye alibi
Detective Vince Korsak: Later, later perpetrator!
05x13 - Bridge to Tomorrow Season 5 / Episode 13: - Bridge to Tomorrow

Detective Jane Rizzoli: How does it go so wrong between two people who love each other so much?
Detective Vince Korsak: You're asking a guy who has married three times?
05x12 - Burden of Proof Season 5 / Episode 12: - Burden of Proof

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Enters Maura's home] Morning
Dr. Maura Isles: Good morning! Coffee?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, I'd love some, but we have a dead girl in Kenmore Square!
Dr. Maura Isles: We do? Oh, my phone must have been off!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [looks around] Hi Jack!
Jack Armstrong: [from above] Morning Jane!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: He knows he can come down here, right?
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, he can't actually, until he finds his pants! I've looked everywhere!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Nice, and on a school night no less!
05x12 - Burden of Proof Season 5 / Episode 12: - Burden of Proof

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Looks like Westcourt's car was at the hotel the night of the murder
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, that's a good alibi right?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: For his car!
05x12 - Burden of Proof Season 5 / Episode 12: - Burden of Proof

Dr. Maura Isles: It's really hard trying fit in! That's part of the reason that I spend my day with dead people
05x12 - Burden of Proof Season 5 / Episode 12: - Burden of Proof

Detective Jane Rizzoli: But why book a romantic getaway with a mistress you're planning to kill?
Detective Vince Korsak: To make it look like you're not planning to kill her
05x12 - Burden of Proof Season 5 / Episode 12: - Burden of Proof

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Reverse thread nuts are always tricky! If you turn the wrench the wrong direction you crack the porcelain
Detective Vince Korsak: Sometimes I forget you're a plumber's daughter
Detective Jane Rizzoli: You know, I never thought I would say this: Thank you pop!
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Dr. Maura Isles: You know, you couldn't be happier if I told you that I magically turned all the lattice in the world into beer
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Make it happen, we'll find out
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Okay, but as my best friend and a doctor, would you do me one favor?
Dr. Maura Isles: Anything
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Put me in a medical induced coma
Dr. Maura Isles: I'm going to the market
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Just one little coma, is that really too much to ask?
Dr. Maura Isles: You have better luck asking me to give you oxycontin
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Augh! Well, can I have some of those then?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: And then she wanted to massage my feet
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, that's very nice!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, when I was three! Now it's a little weird
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: What you're doing ma?
Angela Rizzoli: Just wondering what grabbed your attention
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ehhh... [reads the magazine's cover] I was just reading this fascinating article: Ten Ways to Please my Man and make him happy as a clam [looks away and spots a candle] with a candle [sheepishly turns back to Angela]
Angela Rizzoli: [Spota the same candle] Oh, that's a new one
Detective Jane Rizzoli: It's fascinating stuff!
Angela Rizzoli: Hmm, the candle or the clam?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hey
Detective Jane Rizzoli: About Korsak's case...
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: How about: hello, how are you?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hello! And about Korsak's case...
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Dr. Maura Isles: The original chemist tested 38 materials inside the Sullivan home: dry wall, door cells, fabric, foam, plastic...
Detective Vince Korsak: Are you gonna list all the materials he tested?
Dr. Maura Isles: Yes!


Dr. Maura Isles: This is usually when Jane says: "Get to the point!" before she's overcomes with the urge to strangle me with her bare hands
Detective Vince Korsak: I miss her!
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Nina Holiday: Detective Rizolli! Great to have you back at work!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh! I am not back at work at all!
Nina Holiday: You look fantastic anyway!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Thank you, Nina [Nina leaves]
Dr. Maura Isles: You look... not... like... you... at all!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, what's the vibe you getting like? Stuffy? Uptight? Professional?
Dr. Maura Isles: Wait a minute, that's... that's my suite! What do you mean: stuffy? And that's my blouse!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, I didn't think you would mind, I have never seen you wore this outfit
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, that's because it isn't an outfit! The blouse is evening wear, that suite is for work, which is why the skirt is knee length or at least that's supposed to be! Okay Jane, what's really going on here?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: What do you mean?
Dr. Maura Isles: Why are you dressed like a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: First of all I am dressed like a librarian! I am wearing glasses on a chain, for God sake! Have you ever checked out a book?
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, have you ever been on a plane? Because that scarf you are wearing screams: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can also be used as a floatation device"


Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that better?
Dr. Maura Isles: Much
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good! I got to be 100% librarian to pull this off [Jane runs away]
Detective Jane Rizzoli: To pull what off? What just happened?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Why don't you just test them now? Oh,. I know, get it all out, rules, policy, bla, bla, bla
Detective Vince Korsak: Oh, no! No, no, no! Right now I am so grateful that you're so stubborn you don't care getting fired
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Will get fired?
Detective Vince Korsak: Probably rule 110, section 27: Officers on Medical Leave?
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Vince Korsak: Jason Sullivan? Sergeant detective Korsak, Boston homicide
Jason Sullivan: Oh my God! Something happened to my wife? My son?
Detective Vince Korsak: No, no, no, the're fine! I am sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hi ma
Angela Rizzoli: Hi, how come you're dressed up like... a flight attendant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Librarian!
05x10 - Phoenix Rising Season 5 / Episode 10: - Phoenix Rising

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Are you ready ma?
Angela Rizzoli: I feel the same as I did on your first day of school: sending you out into a world where I can't be there to take care of you!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: And I was fine that day and I'll be fine today
Angela Rizzoli: No! You came home missing a front tooth, fighting with that Murphy boy!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he started it! Besides the tooth was loose anyway
Angela Rizzoli: Oh, you could always take care of yourself, Jane. Go ahead, go knock them dead
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I am a homicide detective ma, they're already dead!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't be a smart ass!
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Dr. Maura Isles: A dead person isn't gonna be any less dead if I wait for just a little bit
05x09 - It Takes A Village Season 5 / Episode 9: - It Takes A Village

Dr. Maura Isles: How are you feeling today?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good, I have beaten my mother 30 consecutive times, so I am pretty good!
Angela Rizzoli: Yeah, she cheating, I just don't know how!

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