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Type
Scripted
Premiered
Jul. 12, 2010
Status
Returning Series
Runtime
60 min.
Country
USA
Network
TNT TV Network
Genre

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Rizzoli & Isles

In Boston, police Detective Jane Rizzoli and medical examiner Maura Isles team up to track down serial killers and other criminals.

03x06 - Money Maker Season 3 / Episode 6: - Money Maker

Detective Jane Rizzoli: I think we've found the body that goes to that ear.
Dr. Maura Isles: Well I'm not prepared to say conclusively until I've tested tissue samples.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura he's got one ear!
03x06 - Money Maker Season 3 / Episode 6: - Money Maker

Dr. Maura Isles: [urgent whispering] I have to pee!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: You better be telling the truth.
Dr. Maura Isles: All mammals have to pee.
03x06 - Money Maker Season 3 / Episode 6: - Money Maker

Dr. Maura Isles: Why couldn't we dress up like call girls? They look so cute!
03x05 - Throwing Down the Gauntlet Season 3 / Episode 5: - Throwing Down the Gauntlet

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Do the autopsy, you'll feel better.
03x04 - Welcome to the Dollhouse Season 3 / Episode 4: - Welcome to the Dollhouse

Detective Jane Rizzoli: So our victims were either transported from the 90s. OR they work for Hilary Clinton. Or our killer is a scrunchie freak.
03x03 - This Is How a Heart Breaks Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks

Dr. Maura Isles: The cute boy with the erection is being discharged from the hospital. He sent me these orchids.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Good. I wish him and his wang a speedy recovery.
03x03 - This Is How a Heart Breaks Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks

Dr. Maura Isles: Our medical miracle is here to thank us. Come on.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Ugh. I'm keeping my distance. I'm afraid of that erection.
03x03 - This Is How a Heart Breaks Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks

Detective Barry Frost: Watch yourself.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Even with a warrant?
Detective Barry Frost: Yea. When he swings that Tomahawk at your head just wave that piece of paper.
03x03 - This Is How a Heart Breaks Season 3 / Episode 3: - This Is How a Heart Breaks

Dr. Maura Isles: Oh! I forgot to tell you. He sculpts in the nude.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I want to hear everything!... after we solve this case.
03x02 - Dirty Little Secret Season 3 / Episode 2: - Dirty Little Secret

Dr. Maura Isles: There's the lake.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Nothing gets past you.
03x02 - Dirty Little Secret Season 3 / Episode 2: - Dirty Little Secret

Dr. Maura Isles: Take off your shirt.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Now I know you've suffered a head injury.
Dr. Maura Isles: To bind the wound.
03x01 - What Doesn't Kill You Season 3 / Episode 1: - What Doesn't Kill You

Detective Vince Korsak: [Maura has stopped talking to Jane] You'll make up.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, that's what they said about the Beatles.
02x10 - Remember Me Season 2 / Episode 10: - Remember Me

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's okay, I didn't want to be a detective anyway.
Dr. Maura Isles: Then why is he taking the exam?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: That's sarcasm.
Dr. Maura Isles: Using irony to convey contempt?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Are you trying to drive me crazy?
02x10 - Remember Me Season 2 / Episode 10: - Remember Me

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [angry at Warden Price] He called me hysterical.
Detective Barry Frost: I'm surprised his balls aren't in his throat.
02x06 - Rebel Without a Pause Season 2 / Episode 6: - Rebel Without a Pause

Detective Barry Frost: How can you be this big animal lover and eat their flesh?
Detective Vince Korsak: I'm a complicated man.
02x03 - Sailor Man Season 2 / Episode 3: - Sailor Man

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [after chasing down their killer] I told you to stay put.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, you told me to stay in the car.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Nice move, little brother.
01x09 - The Beast In Me Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Beast In Me

Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm always sad I missed the Irish crime wars.
01x07 - Born to Run Season 1 / Episode 7: - Born to Run

Detective Jane Rizzoli: There is no way in hell I am taking this off, all right? I'm already running twenty-six miles with a camel toe.
01x04 - She Works Hard for the Money Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Stay in the car.
Angela Rizzoli: I won't embarrass you.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Thirty years of experience says otherwise.
01x04 - She Works Hard for the Money Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you play sports?
Dr. Maura Isles: [proudly] Ballet. And fencing.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Those aren't sports.
Dr. Maura Isles: Yes they are! What did you play?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Field Hockey. I was an Attacker.
Dr. Maura Isles: I'm sure you were very aggressive.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [confused then amused] Attacker is a position. [smiling]
01x04 - She Works Hard for the Money Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money

Angela Rizzoli: Can you help me get the Buick back? You're a Police Officer!
Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm a Homicide Detective! Are you planning on killing the car dealer?
Angela Rizzoli: I might.
01x04 - She Works Hard for the Money Season 1 / Episode 4: - She Works Hard for the Money

Angela Rizzoli: I didn't think you talked to anyone like that but me.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that Mom-speak for Thank you?
01x03 - Sympathy for the Devil Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [catches Korsak gawking] I'm guessing she's in the waitress protection program, and you're watching her because...
01x03 - Sympathy for the Devil Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil

Detective Jane Rizzoli: [catching up] What, are you going to tell me I filled-out nicely.
Lt. Joey Grant: And risks charges? Maybe...
01x03 - Sympathy for the Devil Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil

Lt. Joey Grant: I gotta leave for D.C. Soon. Just wanted to come by and see you before I left. Say bye, if that's okay.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's in D.C.?
Lt. Joey Grant: Big job I wasn't expecting.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: What, did they appoint you to the Supreme Court or something?
Lt. Joey Grant: [half-smiling] No, not that big.
01x03 - Sympathy for the Devil Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil

Dr. Maura Isles: [Maura speaks in Creole to the mother of the victim] Exorcisms are very powerful.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that what she said?
Dr. Maura Isles: No.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that what you said?
Dr. Maura Isles: No.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura.
01x03 - Sympathy for the Devil Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yo, Dr. Death. J-Lo needs a cause of death, not a seminar on gangsta nicknames.
01x03 - Sympathy for the Devil Season 1 / Episode 3: - Sympathy for the Devil

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Damnit! I am late for dinner! My mom is gonna kill me.
Detective Barry Frost: You were firebombed, Jane. It's a good excuse.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: You don't know my mother. Will you call her and tell her I'm on my way?
01x02 - Boston Strangler Redux Season 1 / Episode 2: - Boston Strangler Redux

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh my God. You're flirting over a dead body.
Dr. Maura Isles: When else am I going to do it?
01x02 - Boston Strangler Redux Season 1 / Episode 2: - Boston Strangler Redux

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, what do you see?
Dr. Maura Isles: A reddish brown stain.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: In other words, blood.
Dr. Maura Isles: No, the crime lab will determine what it is. She has no lacerations.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: So maybe we got lucky and the killer was bleeding. Or smearing reddish brown stuff.

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