Jun. 21, 2002
45 min.
Showtime TV Network

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Neil Taggart Odyssey 5

Neil Taggart

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Christopher GorhamChristopher Gorham
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Neil Taggart Quotes

01x01 - Pilot (Part 1) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (Part 1)

Neil Taggart: Shit.
Matt Walsh: Hey, handle with care. That's a billion dollars worth of Uncle Sam's money.
Neil Taggart: Yeah, tell me about it. Trying again. [Earth is revealed as reflection in solar panel. Shuttle's Remote Manipulator Arm hits satellite again]
Neil Taggart: Dammit.
Angela Perry: Uh, Neil, I think the idea is to *catch* the satellite.
Neil Taggart: Yeah, very funny. I've got a big problem here. [Arm hits satellite again]
Chuck Taggart: Neil, talk to me.
Neil Taggart: Uh, the arm's acting up. Servo controls are out of phase. Shoulder pitch is completely locked up.
Chuck Taggart: Uh, Houston, this is Odyssey. We have an RMS malfunction resulting in a minor collision with the payload, over?
Ed Scrivens: Roger, Odyssey. We are reassessing ground track, reviewing increment two contingency. Recommend you carry out arm diagnostic error routine 3S. Also suggest you review ACS task assessment, over?
Chuck Taggart: Roger, Houston.
01x01 - Pilot (Part 1) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (Part 1)

Sarah Forbes: Shouldn't w - doesn't anybody... want to say anything?
Kurt Mendel: [after a long pause] Uh, I need to use the john.
Chuck Taggart: [smiles, chuckles quietly]
Kurt Mendel: [giggles]
Neil Taggart: [tries to hold back his laughter]
Kurt Mendel: [laughs louder]
Chuck Taggart: [laughs]
Neil Taggart: Okay, okay, c'mon. We're wasting oxygen. [cracks up]
Sarah Forbes, Kurt Mendel, Chuck Taggart, Neil Taggart: [laughing loudly as Odyssey drifts out of the dust cloud]
01x01 - Pilot (Part 1) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (Part 1)

Sarah Forbes: I guess I should've expected it?
Neil Taggart: What?
Sarah Forbes: God is an old white guy.
Kurt Mendel: It's probably an artificial construct so we won't freak out, derived from TV transmissions.
Sarah Forbes: How do you know that?
Kurt Mendel: Three hundred hours of Star Trek.
01x01 - Pilot (Part 1) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (Part 1)

The Seeker: You five are the only survivors from a sundered world that I've ever run into. Because of that, there is still a chance to *save* your world.
Neil Taggart: But the Earth is gone.
The Seeker: I have it in my power to project you back.
Chuck Taggart: Project us back?
Kurt Mendel: Time travel.
The Seeker: Sort of. Physical time travel doesn't work. Mathematically impossible. Your bodies can't go back, but what you think of as your consciousness, *can*.
Sarah Forbes: Our souls.
The Seeker: Well, we're really talking about information patterns. I can take your current patterns and download them into your physical selves of the past
Kurt Mendel: How far past?
The Seeker: The jump limit is about five of your years. That should give you enough time.
Neil Taggart: But enou - enough time?
The Seeker: Enough time to stop it. To stop the destruction.
Kurt Mendel: If you can do that for us, why don't you send yourself back?
The Seeker: [smiles] Only organics can jump.
Kurt Mendel: Then are you what I think you are?
01x01 - Pilot (Part 1) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (Part 1)

Chuck Taggart: I gotta get the smoke out of here.
Sarah Forbes: How are you gonna do that?
Chuck Taggart: We're gonna depressurize the entire ship.
Neil Taggart: What?
Sarah Forbes: What are we supposed to do, hold our breath?
Chuck Taggart: Neil and I will climb into the EMUs, the rest of you get into the personal rescue enclosures.
Kurt Mendel: Uh, I'd like to raise an issue: what's the point of all this?
Chuck Taggart: To stay alive.
Kurt Mendel: For an extra nine hours?
Sarah Forbes: It's better than nothing.
Kurt Mendel: Is it? Nine more hours to sit around and wait for the oxygen to run out?
Neil Taggart: We can't just give up, Kurt.
Kurt Mendel: Look out the window. Earth is not on the mission program. If ever there was a time to give up, this is it. I say we *bag* this routine and get it over with.
Sarah Forbes: I want to live, even if it is only for another nine hours.
Kurt Mendel: Why? Do you want another interview?
Sarah Forbes: Goddammit, Kurt.
Neil Taggart: Oh, will you cut it out? It takes twenty minutes to get into suits; fifteen to clear the vents; we can not stand around and argue.
Chuck Taggart: Neil's right, break out the EMUs. Sarah, take care of the personal rescue enclosures.
Chuck Taggart: [to Kurt:] Now, I am gonna depressurize this cabin, and you can get into an enclosure if you want to, or you can sit around and twiddle your thumbs while you decompress, but if that's your choice, then do me a favor and get your ass in a sleeping bag and zip the fucker up because I do not wish to spend my last living hours cleaning up the mess.
01x01 - Pilot (Part 1) Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (Part 1)

Chuck Taggart: Where are you? Are you okay?
Neil Taggart: [into phone over noise:] Ye - I'm okay. I - I - I'm okay, I'm at a *party*.
Chuck Taggart: A party?
Paige Taggart: [to Chuck] A *party*?
Neil Taggart: Dad, we're back. We're *really* back. This is *incredible*.
Chuck Taggart: Yeah, I know, Neil. Where's this party?
Neil Taggart: Uh, I don't know... um.

Neil Taggart: Oh my God, it's at the Fischers.
Chuck Taggart: Okay, stay right there. I'll be right over.

Chuck Taggart: [to Paige] Where are the car keys?
Paige Taggart: [to Neil on phone] *You* are supposed to be at Wade's house studying for an exam.
Neil Taggart: [stammering] Mom? Uh, yeah I'm, uh, gosh Mom, I'm - I'm, uh, I'm - I'm *really* sorry.
Paige Taggart: You have no idea how sorry you're going to be.

Chuck Taggart: Keys, keys.
Paige Taggart: What are you going to do about your son?
Chuck Taggart: My son? Why is he always my son? He's your son too.
Paige Taggart: I can't believe he's almost eighteen.
Chuck Taggart: Neither can I.

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